When She became He

"Cover Your Ass" I thought as I planned this little outing, I was not going to have this turn out as bad as the rest of the day. Walking shoes instead of heels, a jacket, just in case the sun and rain were going to play nasty, money, always important, keys, I wanted to get back in, anything else? Cell phone, in case of, well, just in case and I headed out on my great expedition............., to get milk.

See, forward planning helped I thought as I headed home, successful in my quest. The bottle of milk clutched firmly in my hand I turned into the home stretch, my home in sight and, as I came around the corner, my phone rang. One thing at a time, I stopped, dug out my phone and answered it..............., just as a truck came around the corner and............., found the puddle, the puddle I was stopped beside. Right beside. The shock of being drowned made me drop the phone.

In sight of home and safety, just a bit more and I would be nice and warm with my coffee and it was worse than the rain earlier. That had fallen down, okay, I got wet, my nipples stood out. This was like jumping feet first into a cold swimming pool. The cold water transformed from a nice puddle, just lying there, into a fire hose being aimed up my skirt.........SHIT.

I was thoroughly soaked so what the hell, I bent over to pick up my phone to discover, that was not all folks. The back of my dress had been forced up my back, and stuck there. When I bent over, a couple of the local learned just what a wet thong looks like from the rear. By the sound of the whistles they liked the view. Milk in one hand, I wasn't going to put my prize down for anything now and phone in the other, I thought, what the hell and shook my butt to try getting my dress unstuck.
The increase in whistles told me they really liked the view, and the show.

I could feel my cold wet dress hitting the backs of my legs, something had worked, just as a got the key in the lock the phone went off again. At least it had survived the dunking..........., no it hadn't, there had been no puddle left by then. I was wearing it.