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My cross dressing journey
I am a man who likes to cross dress, currently single and living alone in Beijing. I like to dress up as a woman and go out, passing through every street, entering nearby shopping malls and supermarkets, as well as the women's restroom inside, and live streaming on a live streaming platform. I also ... Read full Story
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My First Ladyboy
I was working in Bangkok a couple of years ago. As was the normal practice all the guys would finish work on a Friday afternoon and head to the local bar for a couple of beers. This particular Friday we were in the usual place chatting and having a nice relaxing time. When she walked in. Taller t... Read full Story
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My First Ladyboy
I was working in Bangkok a couple of years ago. As was the normal practice all the guys would finish work on a Friday afternoon and head to the local bar for a couple of beers.. This particular Friday we were in the usual place chatting and having a nice relaxing time......when she walked in....t... Read full Story
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First time with a cute ladyboy
It had been a long week at work. So I decided to go to the Sound Factory for a drink and maybe get lucky with the ladies. As soon as I got to the bar, I spotted a beautiful asian lady wearing leggings with pantyhose and a sexy little top. She offered to buy me a drink, who am I to refuse. So we had... Read full Story
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Andy In Pantyhose
He had the house to himself for a few hours. Andy slid his older sister Kelly's taupe nylon pantyhose slowly up his nice, smooth legs, wriggled them up around his narrow boyish waist the band snapping in place. His penis was so stiff against the wispy fabric! He sighed happily. Sitting down on ... Read full Story
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Masturbation fantasies 2: Looking for Amanda
Previously: William, a young lawyer who has no luck with women, decide he needs some relief from a live girl. Scared of going with a prostitute, he decides to try out a peep show first. Without knowing that the stripper he chose is kind of special, he ends up in a show with a shemale called Amanda w... Read full Story
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Thai Ladyboy
One year ago, when I was 19 I went back to Thailand. The year before was to see the sights and explore the country, the second was more exploring and more fun, the third and final time was to get with as many ladyboys as possible. I had always been curious about trans women. Im not attracted to ... Read full Story
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Thai Ladyboy
One year ago, when I was 19 I went back to Thailand. The year before was to see the sights and explore the country, the second was more exploring and more fun, the third and final time was to get with as many ladyboys as possible. I had always been curious about trans women. Im not attracted to ... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Bi Pantyhose Passion
I've had a Pantyhose Fetish for over 30 years now, and love wearing them on a daily basis. But back in the summer of 1995, I suffered a heat stroke, and almost died, when I recovered, I vowed I would stop fantasizing, and live out these dreams and fantasies. I had been masturbating while dress... Read full Story
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Looking-Glass Ladyboy
I was taking a walk to stay--all right; I'll admit it--to get in shape, when I saw the "Going Out of Business" sign in the second-hand furniture store a block north of my condo. I wasn't in the market for anything, new or used, but I can't resist a bargain, and what was better for finding ... Read full Story
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Weekend Fantasy
have so many fantasies....the one that gets me lately, is having access to a house out in the middle of nowhere, for a week or weekend, where i can dress up, all day. No one knows of my lustful secret....so the idea of being able to stay this way without thought, gets me so hard and such in the moo... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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The Game 2
That next morning again Ada and I went down for breakfast and the table was smaller, It wasn't as grand as it had once been and to every guy at the table was now at least two girls. We had our normal breakfast and for once there seemed to be a little more chat between everyone, I think after bei... Read full Story
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Slutty Sissy's 2 Loves
Tonight was young and I was already hot and bothered, my ass-pussy was on fire, and I could hardly wait for Bob and John to come over. I had invited them over to fulfill those erotic dreams I am constantly having about the two of them using me like a tool, and I wanted that so bad. I fantasized abou... Read full Story
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Couple and a Tranny
There is a saying that a single man looking for companionship and good fortune will seek someone for marriage. Lydia and I met several months ago on an online dating site. We agreed to meet at a bar restaurant for drinks and initial meeting. She was at the bar wearing a yellow sundress, white painte... Read full Story
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The Gang
I had always thought of myself as female in spite of the fact that I was born with male genitlia. Even in my earliest memories where I had witness sex, I identified with the female in the relationship. As a small young child, I had always longed for womanhood each time I heard a woman sing or especi... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Busted and Hoodwinked
INTRODUCTION Mack and Barry were cell mates in prison which is where they first met. They had both been convicted of burglary and breaking and entering. The befriended each other while in prison and became lovers. Barry was gay and Mack became a bisexual during their time in the same cell. Mack a... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 15
I think that if you could get honest answers, a lot of heterosexual guys would probably admit to having had at least a passing desire to be a girl. If they were honest, they would probably admit they thought of it "when I first noticed a girl's breasts" or "when I first felt a girl or... Read full Story
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
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Casino Girl
I had been working as a casino dealer for several years and would occasionally meet some very attractive women and chat. Asian women have always been attractive to me, whether the exotic appearance or maybe because my Mom was Pacific Islander, and a lot of people thought I was Asian. Mia was a bit... Read full Story
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Teacher Student Confidentiality
It was raining cats and dogs outside as Ms. Catherine Walker (Cat by her friends) graded her Accelerated Integrated Geometry test scores. Her was long and flowing and her sweater was purposely pulled low to embarrass the male teachers with her cleavage. Her cock twitched as she shifted her leg to a ... Read full Story
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Am I gay?
Please help me. I'm confused and unsure if I am gay. I feel so ashamed of myself. I don't want to be gay but I was molested by my neighbors at 6 years old and from then on I would wear my mom's panties or sniff my sisters while masturbating. Cumming would always make me feel guilty for what I have d... Read full Story
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My story, more or less Pt.1
I always knew I was different. I enjoyed playing with dolls and being around girls, I felt safe and in my place. When I got my first smartphone I have discovered porn, and boy was it an adventure! I have watched every type you can think of, but eventually I settled on shemales, the perfect cross ... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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Roberta, Molly and Ed
Friday "Commander Cromartie?" Lt. Commander Edward Cromartie, USN, turned toward the voice that had spoken his name. He saw two female naval officers, a tall willowy light-skin Black woman, and a short Asian one. The Black one was wearing the uniform of a full commander, the Asian of... Read full Story
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My story, more or less pt.3
Earlier on, when I was scouring through various drawers and closets for feminine clothes in my home I have stumbled upon two old skipping ropes. "A fun time" I thought to myself, not giving them another look and continuing with my search. Little did I know they would become the backbone of my "sessi... Read full Story
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Why you should never cam
* Sorry for the poor writing but since it is the summer and I am taking sometime off to reflect before starting school next year I thought I would write up about what had happened to me the summer before. It is currently a work in progress and if spot any spelling mistakes or errors feel free to cor... Read full Story
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Flowers in the Heart
Chapter 1 "Hey Scott, Fauna kind of likes you," Jenna said, snickering. "Hey Jenna, it hard to hear yourself over that echo?" Scott said as he caught the football, and then heaved it back to Ronnie. "Huh?" Jenna asked, puzzled. "Yeah, your head up your ... Read full Story
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fuck by my best friend's family
= Part 1. Alice's father = My name is Onikky 28-year-old Shemale from ASIAN, this story only shares the first experience of making love. The story begins when I first moved to a big city, looking for a new atmosphere, I don't have a place to live that I know is only my friend's name Alice who ... Read full Story
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The Greatest Lie Part 13
Does Life Imitate Art? I love technology, in spite of the stereotype about girls. Although I was a guy, at least outwardly, until a year ago, I think I was always inwardly a girl. According to the stereotype, we girls are supposed to be indifferent to anything more technical than the designer cov... Read full Story
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On the Run
“Your first mistake was stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from me. Your second mistake was thinking you could get away with it.” As I stood trembling before his desk, Mr. Atwater regarded me as if I were a bug on the windshield of his Lexus. “Do you have anything to say for... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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The club
"Okay ladies," Missy said to her guests, "relax and get ready because I have a very special treat for today's meeting!" "What is it?" and excited Jayne asked while removing her sweat shirt and jeans. "Now you know better than to than that" Missy replied with a... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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From a 50's virgin to a Mature good for all
***Prologue - Confessions: Every day since I offered my virginity, I put myself in the shoes of a woman. The little town where I live forbids me to show myself socially. However I made myself an accomplice, my epilator who receives me after closing. Since my new beginning, male masturbations are not... Read full Story
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LE PROGRAMME D'ÉCHANGE SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Kristy a travaillé pour Le Matriarcat. Cela semblait plus officiel que ça ne l'était vraiment. Comme si c'était un "Nouvel Ordre Mondial". C'était en fait un club dirigé par des femmes spécialisées dans certains services que les hommes paient grassement. Cela pourrait être appelé prostitution selon ... Read full Story
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I Give Up
The following story is the first of four parts of a tale that explores the theme of transformation. It is thematically similar others that I have submitted but has a larger narrative arc. I hope you enjoy reading the first portion, Act One & Two. I continue to work on better editing and someone h... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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LE CONTRAT DE MARGOT
Madame Margot Elizabeth Stott était l'objet de mes désirs, des désirs très secrets ; désire que je n'aie jamais eu l'intention de la laisser - ou qui que ce soit d'autre - le découvrir. Mme Margot Elizabeth Stott avait, au moment où je l'ai connue pour la première fois, environ 45 ans, peut-être ... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles au lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il profitait d'un dernier été avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un salaud ou un douchebag, c... Read full Story
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The Chronicles of Drodge Mallea
Drodge awoke feeling fuzzy headed and stiff. Actually, "awoke" wasn't quite right -- "came to was more like it. She sat up in the lavishly furnished boudoir, stretching her athletic 6-foot frame as she did. Running a hand though her short, thick copper locks, she slipped out of the... Read full Story
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Witch Chronicles
I have been asked to write down my perception of the events of the war. After what's just happened, I thought it best to wait and rest before writing things out, but the big wigs want me to get it all down while it's still fresh, so don't expect this to be an extremely military report. I... Read full Story
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Don't Avoid Daddy
It feels like I haven't been used in ages. I'm too much of a scared sissy. I find guys from all over, talk, email, text sometimes. But when it really comes down to it I get too scared. I've been with this guy before, his cock is soda can thick and he's really rough. The day after my first encounter ... Read full Story
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An Arse To Die For
I'd arrived in Honolulu in the early evening from Sydney and got a cab straight to my brother-in-law's apartment on Kuhio, which he'd lent me for a fortnight while he was up in Europe on business. It's in an ideal situation, a couple of blocks back from all the hotels and Waikiki Beach. I slept l... Read full Story
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Porn site meeting and fucking ;)
We started talking on a site. I knew you were for real when you sent me a message introducing yourself. We only spoke for 2 days before we decided to meet up and I was excited to play with a real little slut. You told me the only things off limit were anal and scat otherwise i could do what I wanted... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut and Stepdads part 2
My mother kicked Frankie out and swore that he was the last loser she would ever date. She believed that we were still having sex, and she was right. Pure raw animal lust drove us, and It was even better when we sneaked and got. That nervous adrenaline mixed with my passion and made me super horny a... Read full Story
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A pervy uncle invited me to his house at 10 PM..!
It's been 8-10 years now, I had this amazing experience. I was standing at the bus stop in my area/street(my daily routine), one uncle was watching me but I ignored eye contact as I feel awkward the way he was looking at me because I act straight in public and I felt that he's seen my girly ... Read full Story
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Changling
‘My goodness!’ she exclaimed, ‘It appears that you've had an accident, youngster. You'd better come home with me so that we can make you presentable. It's quite safe, 'cos I live in the big house in the woods on the other side of the hill behind the toilets. Come along, now,’... Read full Story
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A very special lady
I knocked at the door, unsure of what to expect. Living in a big city for the last year, where I didn't really know anybody, had certainly put a crimp in my sex life. Where I used to live, in a much smaller town, during my high school years, I'd been able to get my dick into many tight, warm and wil... Read full Story
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The Creators: Book One by
Chapter One: The Life Giver BRANDON My twin sister is dead, but she’s not gone. Death is a tragedy in the remote village of Towerhead, but it’s not a rarity. Farming accidents, disease, famine, natural disasters, you name it, it kills people in Towerhead. So, six years ago, when the oxen-pul... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 09
As per my previous mornings recently, I stirred and rubbed the sleep from my eyes, that delicious feeling of my silk night ware stretching over my taught nipples and my morning wood throbbing in its lace enclosure. The urge to touch myself was palpable, it seemed no matter how hard I came the night ... Read full Story
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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
So this was my second time with Destiny, a really cool Latina CD/Sissy who had just turned 22. You might want to read my first goaround with her title, “Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny” as it will give background and context here. After our first encounter, she signaled that she was definitely... Read full Story
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