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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
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Pa-mie sex-agénaire
Luxure frénétique d’une pa-mie sex-agénaire; entre rêve et réalité Je n’avais jamais fantasmé de mec viril, même après avoir offert ma virginité; mais à une fabuleuse sissy. Avant mon Ѐre, mes préférences de fantasmes étaient toujours avec des lui-femme glabres, idem concernant mes relations d’aprè... Read full Story
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lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops
Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
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A LadyBoy For My Wife
I have been happily married to my sexy Thai wife Lisa for three years now. My wife is Thai is petite (5'1") with a stunning figure, a tight ass and long waist length black hair. We had met in a bar in Thailand and subsequently we were married back here in the UK. She was very loving with m... Read full Story
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First Tranny Experience_Part 1
I met a girl that was fantastic, maybe a body builder, but she was a smoker. We became just casual friends when someone told me she was a transgender. She moved we lost touch but that short friendship introduced me to the attraction to transgendered girls. I really wanted to get to get close to some... Read full Story
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First Tranny Experience_Part 2
I had said good bye to her at her door and drove home. I got home at a decent hour and went to bed. The following day at soccer practice, I could only think about how wild a time we had together and began fantasizing about the whole affair when my cell phone went off. To my surprise, it was Kim s... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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From a 50's virgin to a Mature good for all
***Prologue - Confessions: Every day since I offered my virginity, I put myself in the shoes of a woman. The little town where I live forbids me to show myself socially. However I made myself an accomplice, my epilator who receives me after closing. Since my new beginning, male masturbations are not... Read full Story
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KING OF TRANNY CHASERS ENTRY 2
LAST YEAR TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY I DECIDED TO FULFILL ONE OF MY SEXUAL FANTASITES. I HAD BEEN WITH 2 CIS WOMEN SEVERAL TIMES BUT NEVER HAD I BEEN WITH 2 TRANNIES. MY BIRTHDAY WAS ON A FRIDAY SO I SPENT THAT DAY AND THE NEXT CELEBRATING WITH MY FAMILY AND GINA..THAT SUNDAY I SET UP AND PLANNE... Read full Story
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Dirty Business Trip
Chapter 1: The Transsexual Hotel Encounter "Yes, I am checking in," I said, putting my credit card on the desk. The woman behind the desk took the card and looked at the name. She was about 5 feet 10 inches tall with dark black hair and brown eyes. Her skin was beautifully tanned and he... Read full Story
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Flight cancelled
I was on my way back from a long business trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee and deciding to hit the airport bar during my layover. As I walked up to the bar I noticed there was only one seat open. I took it. I ordered my favorite drink, an old fashioned neat with makers mark. As I sat there waiting for... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Transsexual Actresses Part 1
The adult entertainment market includes thousands of videos and DVD's featuring transsexual actresses. Some of the more popular of these celebrities have their own web pages. Brief profiles of some of these actresses, including a list of their films, appears after the initial list. Adriana Ventur... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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Transsexual Actresses Part 2
On the way to Florida, in 1992, Meghan stopped in New Orleans, Louisiana. Her visit to this city lasted an unexpected five years, during which time she began her transformation into a transwoman. A popular nightclub, Papa Joe's, was looking for a replacement for a transsexual who had played Madonna,... Read full Story
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The Club
Pretty soon everyone was naked and in their places and ready to go. "Okay ladies, I'd like you to meet tonight's very special guest, may I present to you, Susi!!!" Missy swung open the door to the adjoining room, and much to the stunned delight of everyone there an incredibly beautiful Asi... Read full Story
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Threeway Heaven
Times were tough and I took a job as a bouncer in clubs on weekends. It was a pretty boring job most nights, and frustrating having to deal with drunks all the time, so my boss sent me out to a gay club for a change of pace. Also, I was one of his few workers who wasn't homophobic, and therefore les... Read full Story
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The Seductive Seed of a Tranny MILF
The Seductive Seed of a Tranny MILF SugarandSalt Jackson got home and immediately curled up in bed. He didn't want to move for the rest of the weekend. He'd finally worked up the courage to ask a co-worker out at work. She politely rejected the invitation. Then later on in the day, Jackson spo... Read full Story
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Current Fantasy
I really wanna get fucked for the first time and my dream way of doing it, always wanted to do a porn. The dream is that I go there and get done up in such a way, I am unrecognizable, just looking the best. Have a tranny come in and do my make up, the way she likes it and gives me a preview of what ... Read full Story
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Lady Denisa's Gang Banged
The young black youth aged eighteen was lying on the bed while I mounted him for the third time that day. I used his cock and muscular body shamefully to bring myself off with no thought for his pleasure. Kenny was my toy boy, an aircraftsman from the base my husband commanded when he wasn't away on... Read full Story
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My first shemale attraction
My first shemale attraction In high school a group of friends and I obtain a copy of Hustler magazine. Each week one of us will take the magazine home for the weekends, then give it to the next following classmate. It was the weekend of my turn. I rushed home to get started on my masturbation. I ... Read full Story
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The Weekend
The weekend A story inspired by the very sweet and sexy samantha satine and my beautiful wife Part 1 - The preparation samantha packed her suitcase with her usual attention to detail, makeup, lingerie, wigs, but no dresses. Her head was confused by this, Master D had given her instructions... Read full Story
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Tranny Gas Station Attendant
This happened about ten years ago and I thought I'd share it with you all for your enjoyment and mine! Like I've said before, although I'm bi-sexual, I don't walk around checking out other guys, nor do I like to be intimate with one. Sure, some might consider taking a cock in the mouth or ass intima... Read full Story
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A Special Girl
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Steven Brun. I'm a young Black guy living in the city of Boston. I recently graduated from high school and started college. I go to Boston College. It's a school full of rich white kids but I'm liking it so far. The city is big, much bigger than the sm... Read full Story
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Latex succubus
The lights of the city obscured the supposedly brilliant starlight in the night sky, leaving only dim and scattered scattered stars adorning the gloomy night sky half-covered by dark clouds, and the crescent-like crescent moon guarding it in the distance makes the night seem less empty Lonely. Mayb... Read full Story
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How My Wife Became a Swinger
Hello, my name is Jackson, Jack for short, and I'd like to tell you about my wife and I and how we became swingers. I've changed the names of people and places to preserve privacy. Just so you know this does involve male on male sex and inter course with a transsexual. So let me begin. For the fi... Read full Story
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A Married Marilyn
"Class is dismissed. Don't forget the project due…" "Huh, what?" Marilyn woke up disoriented from her nap. When she finally came to, she vaguely remembered some project for Intro to Computer Science, gathered her legs from the chairs in front of her, dusted off her b... Read full Story
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Gemini Sluts and Gang
My good friend Renee and I had set up a double date gang bang for tonight now that she was finally out of the closet and ready. She has decided that life is too short to remain in the closet and miss out on all the fun. Renee and I have so much in common. Besides loving sex, we both have a fetish f... Read full Story
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Very Impatient on a sex fanstay
Are you ready for this Mish?" "Not really but it's too late to back out now." I stood in a dark alley before a metal door shaking with both anxiety and the cold, waiting for the door slot to open and for the night to begin. I wouldn't admit it to my friend Simone but secretly I hoped we would ... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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First Time Sex With Tranny
Wow - if you have ever wondered what it would be like to be with a TS girl, this would be a great place to start. Just got this from a “friend” of mine who wanted to write about his first TSgirl experience. Can’t say for sure if it’s 100% true, but who cares? I do know that they were together so ... Read full Story
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My beautiful tranny!
This guy picks up a girl and takes her to his place. Can you imagine his surprise when he finds out that this girl has a dong? Hi! My name is Andrew! I’m a 5.4 feet tall, with some cute beer belly, crew cut light brown haired guy, blue eyes. My friends say I have a big noseJ but it’s ... Read full Story
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TS Prostitute Urge
After college I began to explore the world. To that point I was the average male that happened to get a lot of tail. My sexual exploits with women were something I was proud of and always gave me a sense of being a real man. After years of watching straight porn and imagining myself in every possibl... Read full Story
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Dream Bride Tranny Chapter 2
Orchestrated by the Kinky Brides Group (KBG) Uncle Yano has been forced to have sex with his young niece, fully dressed in her bridal gown, in the bridal suite and on her wedding day. The evening continues and amid the celebrations find out what the frilly panty wearing Yano and Kirsten do next. ... Read full Story
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Wife Left Me so I Could be a Girl
I Am The Girl My Wife Did Not Want As the only child of a single mother I grew up around all things feminine. Having lingerie and stockings drying in the bathroom was normal for me and I always loved how pretty the full cut nylon panties and slips with tons of lace looked. I lived at home with... Read full Story
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Ladyboy surprise in Bankgkok
A few years ago I went to Thailand for the first time, my first stop was the bustling city of Bangkok. I had heard stories about the nightlife, the girls and the tourists. The country had never appealed to me that much but through a twist of fate I ended up visiting the city of sin for a couple of d... Read full Story
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Sex in the kitchen with my hubby's friend - a cop
Ever since my wedding last year, I enjoy a great time with my hubby who loves me so much and takes care of me so much. Since he is married and having another family, he doesn’t stay with me all the time, but comes and stays at least 2 or 3 days in a month and we literally celebrate those nights wit... Read full Story
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Alex and Jon
Alex was not beautiful, but had a sexy attractiveness that most could not help but take a second look. This was the case with Jon as he searched adult Friend-Finder ads for someone that would satisfy his desires and dreams of a companion. Alex, a transgendered Filipina girl, had the bronze skin colo... Read full Story
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Gangbanged By 3 trannys
Gangbanged By 3 trannys This is a story about the night I was Gangbanged by 3 trannys. I was at a Transgender after hours clubs that was filled with hot ass Tgirls. This tall white gorgeous woman was eyeing me the moment I walked in. She was wearing this fitting blue dress that showed off ... Read full Story
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Vegas Honeymoon to Remember
I had dated my wife (Carmen) for about 6 months before we decided to Marry. One evening we were soaking in the Jacuzzi together and drinking wine. She always wants to try different things, which makes our sex life wonderful. Carmen asked me if I ever had any fantasies. I said I guess like most me... Read full Story
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story of Jojo
Some find it confusing of who i am or what i am, including me. i found some kind of definition: femboy A young boy who presents extensive feminine mannerisms and actions often blurring the line between a boy and a girl. Can be confused with a cross dresser, but it usually refers to boys at v... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 04
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Backsliding: Tim's Story
Every man has a weakness, but not everyman knows what that weakness is until it is too late. The story I'm about to tell is something I'm not entirely proud of. My name is Tim. I'm a 22-year-old college student at California State University. I'm almost at the end of my senior year studying to be... Read full Story
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The Farm
“See you Sunday, baby,” said Marcus Jenkins to his wife, Tasha. “Alright! Have a good day at work,” the wireless phone company retail store manager smiled. “Love you, Kobe! Love you, Tiara,” the wastewater plant operator said to his offspring. “Love you, too, daddy,” the youngsters rang out in un... Read full Story
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Uncle sweet Lover
Uncle Barney called me this morning and wanted me to keep my evening free. He wanted to meet me at the motel with a surprise for me. I was so excited and could hardly wait. I had to decide on something to wear, but when I thought about it, I realized that I wanted to wear something special. He would... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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They Were Right
They were my friends, but I'd had sex with both of them. Not at the same time, but I had dated the one for a month and just started dating the other. So, although the thought had never crossed my mind before, I found myself dressed up as a girl for Halloween. After we had partied at a few clubs and ... Read full Story
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Manusha sleeping with a bank manager for loan approval
The incident of this story is almost 5 years old and this happened between me and a bank manager in a leading nationalized bank and you know for what he was demanding a favor from me? Hehehe.. That’s in the story..! This was in 2015 when I applied for a personal loan from one of the leading nati... Read full Story
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Bangkok Night with Thai Ladyboy Dancer
I was visiting Thailand back in the 90s and was blown away by the “Potpourri” of sites, sounds, and smells (not all of them good) of this city. Beautiful women were at every corner and very friendly to foreigners. I went out with a group of guys on the town after dark to check out the go-go bar scen... Read full Story
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House Guest
“Hello, baby,” the septuagenarian smiled. “Hi, Misses Pearson. I was just calling to say hi and tell you I got that job in Brennan!” “That’s wonderful,” she mused. “Bill!” “Huh,” the woman’s husband grunted. “Jenna got the job!” “That’s good,” he coughed and went back to watching his favorite t... Read full Story
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Las Vegas Swingers
It had been over 6 months since I seriously dated someone, and I was getting depressed and in a rut. I had directed my attention to my work and it kept me from feeling sad about my loss of someone I almost married. I had met a transsexual girl that absolutely adored, but she was tragically killed. (... Read full Story
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Mandy Awakens Dave's Desires
We had been flirting across the bar for several weeks at this point. She was just so easy to talk to. Although she wasn't stunningly beautiful, she was quite attractive. Mandy is about 5'2" or so, 110 pounds. She has a light complexion to go with her strawberry blond hair, which she wear... Read full Story
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Giving Away Virginia Holton
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