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SUMMER VACATION by Spanky de Bautumn
In our house, it was a well-known secret that my mother kept her change in the top drawer of her dresser. The same drawer she kept her slips, chemises, panties, and all other satin, nylon, or lacy ladies undergarments. During the summer, my brother and I would run to that wondrous drawer when... Read full Story
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Alex
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Chance Encounter Part 3/7
We were passionatley kissing each other for a while and slowly but surely I could feel her wonderfull cock grow hard again………. I told her how good her cock felt and we continued kissing but now she was rhythmically sliding her cock over mine while we kissed. Her luscious balls felt rock hard as w... Read full Story
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One night Transtand ;)
One Night Transtand By BalkanMan990 Published on Lush Stories on 05 Oct 2019 I had no idea she was a trans.. I didn't stop kissing or fondling her when I found out. I went out for a drink at one of the many bars at Croatia,where my girlfriend Sabina and I were staying.Sabina and I had been drin... Read full Story
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Am I gay?
Please help me. I'm confused and unsure if I am gay. I feel so ashamed of myself. I don't want to be gay but I was molested by my neighbors at 6 years old and from then on I would wear my mom's panties or sniff my sisters while masturbating. Cumming would always make me feel guilty for what I have d... Read full Story
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trans=demic
Trans-demic Chinese Flu Sam Wong read the email from Josh Epstein, the partner in charge of the fiendishly complicated real estate deal that had consumed the last three months of their lives. “You’re going to have to close this deal without me. I’m sick as a dog, and my wife just called an ambu... Read full Story
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Unexpected Twist
I'm a reporter for a regional newspaper in Germany, in my 30's and always in search of a good story. Last summer, while visiting a local pride festival for a short report, I got in contact with the regional queer community. A few months before, a new editor-in-chief took over in our office, a very c... Read full Story
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First Time: How I Love Cock
The first time I ever sucked a dick was when I was around 12 years old. I was at a sleep over with a friend. We were camped out in his backyard in a tent and he started things out tentatively by asking about my luck with the ladies, which was non-existent. Then he suggested that since neither of us ... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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PREMIÈRE ÉTAPE FÉMINISANTE
Aujourd'hui, ma mère et moi sommes allés acheter des maillots de bain dans un grand magasin local. C'était en début d'après-midi et nous avions pratiquement l'endroit pour nous tous seuls. En entrant dans le magasin, nous sommes passés devant une grande colonne couverte de miroirs, et je me suis ... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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Clara Bow's Academy for Ladies
Peter had had no choice in the matter from an early age. As he car drew up to the huge ivy clad castle-like building, having entered through electronic gates in a ten foot wall, he felt doomed yet excited. His cock was erect in the tight panties his Stepmother has chosen for his introduction, his an... Read full Story
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lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops
Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
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Who's She?
School had been a bore for Tony. He was a bright lad and didn't have to work too hard to get through classes unnoticed by the teachers and class mates. He had plenty of friends but no one close. He didn't excel in sports or academically. He had picked up a few good exam results but had decided that ... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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Angel and Karly 01: Her Girlfriend Has A Dick
Last week Angel had walked in on Karly when she was in the bathroom. Karly had always been very shy around Angel. Now Angel could see why. Angel had a secret. And seeing Karly standing up to pee, with a dick between her legs… well Angel was very surprised. Karly looked up, shocked. “Hey!” she tried... Read full Story
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The story of how I became what I am now...
I was on a trip to Germany with some of my friends. I was 16 when this happened. We went to a club one night and I got really drunk. They challenged me to approach a cute girl and ask her for a drink with me. I was drunk so I didn't really care so I went there and bought her a drink. We talked and I... Read full Story
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First time
Hi, my name is Sandra. In fact, I'm not exactly a girl, but a CD. Even as a child, I felt different and I used every opportunity when I was left alone in the apartment to dress up, to put on women's clothes, to put on make-up. In time, I started watching porn, as did all my friends. But, unlike them... Read full Story
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First Cross-dressings Loosing Anal Virginity
It happened after a month of me blowing that guy twice...I mean I was so damn excited and was craving for his cock....I was blowing him every weekend in his car after the school...his cock was almost 7 inches and was so thick and that I like so so much the gagging he was giving everytime, that chock... Read full Story
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my sissy fuck scenario 1 to 3
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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How my date went
There I was on TV with the sound up jus barely enough for my date and I to hear. We had gotten past the introductions at the bar we had jus left & now it seems as if those 4 shots of tequila jus wasn't enough for me to overcome how scared I was. But Alma, my date had run into Nervous Nellies like m... Read full Story
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Chinese Extremes Part 3
It was time to leave Mistress Ming's house and Lien was dressed, or rather tied up, by the two little sissies. First a brutal corset was fitted around Lien's waist, followed by a broad, black leather collar. Lien's hands were then tied in an armbinder, a black leather sack that held Lien's arms behi... Read full Story
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Teacher Student Confidentiality
It was raining cats and dogs outside as Ms. Catherine Walker (Cat by her friends) graded her Accelerated Integrated Geometry test scores. Her was long and flowing and her sweater was purposely pulled low to embarrass the male teachers with her cleavage. Her cock twitched as she shifted her leg to a ... Read full Story
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The Zodiac Coins: Libra
2400 YEARS AGO... He was a humble shepherd. It was night and the flocks were sleeping. As he gazed at the stars, he saw a shooting star. He knew it was a portent of some kind, but was not mystic enough to know what. A little while later he saw another shooting star and guessed that wha... Read full Story
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Chinese Extremes Part 7
Life as a slave continued for Lien and the others. Sucking, fucking and punishments in and endless cycle and only very rarely were they rewarded with an orgasm. About once a year they had the chance to be granted an orgasm, but only if they had been exceptionally good and lucky were they actually gi... Read full Story
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Chinese Extremes Part 5
One morning Lien was one of three sissy-slaves were cleaning the slave toilets. The two others were using their tongues to clean the floor meticulously. Meanwhile Lien was using her tongue to clean the toilets. She was carefully licking the funnel leading down into the mouth of castrated toilet-slav... Read full Story
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Marcia Goes Back to School
Marcia was painfully nervous. She hadn't been able to eat very much in days. The upside was she was even skinnier which would make Mistress and her husband very happy. She'd always been thin and on the diet Mistress Carol had her on she was already thinner than she dreamed possible. Her anxious stom... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 12
We woke up many hours later, still intertwined, my morning wood throbbing as Ellie slid inside my panties and wrapped her hand around it. This was a much better way to wake up than usual, and we proceeded to have a really relaxed slow fuck. She reached a much more low key orgasm but I knew I wouldn’... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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I and the old man's story 后面中文
I am from Chongqing, a boy who loves his father. When I was young, my neighbor aunt always said I looked like my sister, like a beautiful girl. At that time, my family was relatively poor. My Sister, my parents, and my family of four lived in public rental housing of less than 30 square meters. Star... Read full Story
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The Creators: Book One by
Chapter One: The Life Giver BRANDON My twin sister is dead, but she’s not gone. Death is a tragedy in the remote village of Towerhead, but it’s not a rarity. Farming accidents, disease, famine, natural disasters, you name it, it kills people in Towerhead. So, six years ago, when the oxen-pul... Read full Story
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Casino Girl
I had been working as a casino dealer for several years and would occasionally meet some very attractive women and chat. Asian women have always been attractive to me, whether the exotic appearance or maybe because my Mom was Pacific Islander, and a lot of people thought I was Asian. Mia was a bit... Read full Story
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Alexis Season Part 2
But it wasn't her dick that was bothering her, really; it was the loneliness. Alexis and John had been going out for two months now, but they'd only gotten to first base and lingered there. No matter how many time he told her that he didn't mind that she had a penis, he simply refused to go any furt... Read full Story
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Panty Town
Chapter One -- Jamie Jamie Sanders did not think he was a sissy. Growing up, he played with trucks and showed his innate male aggression though soldiers games with the other boys. He climbed trees and watched baseball with his Dad and brother. Unfortunately, by the time he was in eighth grad... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut and Stepdads part 2
My mother kicked Frankie out and swore that he was the last loser she would ever date. She believed that we were still having sex, and she was right. Pure raw animal lust drove us, and It was even better when we sneaked and got. That nervous adrenaline mixed with my passion and made me super horny a... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 09
As per my previous mornings recently, I stirred and rubbed the sleep from my eyes, that delicious feeling of my silk night ware stretching over my taught nipples and my morning wood throbbing in its lace enclosure. The urge to touch myself was palpable, it seemed no matter how hard I came the night ... Read full Story
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Witch Chronicles
I have been asked to write down my perception of the events of the war. After what's just happened, I thought it best to wait and rest before writing things out, but the big wigs want me to get it all down while it's still fresh, so don't expect this to be an extremely military report. I... Read full Story
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Making A Man Out Of Tommy
I have two good friends, Brad and Matt who are actually my fuck buddies. Both of them travel for work, so they tend to be gone a couple of months at a time. I have a key to their apartment, so I can let myself in for sex when they are home and to bring in the mail when they are not. I also get to us... Read full Story
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Devastating and dominating
Tracy drove the black SUV with her friend Miss K in the passenger side, both of them struggling not to be bored to sleep with the monotonous countryside I-64, the scenery broken up only by the occasional road sign or truck stop. The Madonna CD thumping in the stereo helped matters though, the t... Read full Story
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My Seductive Secret (True Story)
During my childhood, me and my brother used to play with two other boys who were our neighbors every weekend. One day we decided to wrestle, and I took on the youngest one, (he was about 2 years younger than me, like my brother) and we wrestled in the shed while my bro and his bro (who was my age) w... Read full Story
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COMMENT NATHAN EST DEVENU NATALIE ⚧️ ⚧️
Je m'appelle Natalie mais ce n'est pas le nom avec lequel je suis née; c'est plutôt le nom que ma femme m'a donné quand elle a fait de moi sa "sœur" et sa poule mouillée cocu peu de temps après notre mariage. Mon vrai nom est Nathan mais c'est un nom que je préférerais ne plus jamais utiliser parce ... Read full Story
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Office Policy
“Ok ladies and gentleman, please put your hands together for the beautiful and talented Erika!” the DJ’s voice rang out over the thumping alternative beat as the object of my lust strutted to the stage. Erika’s saucy red curls bounced on her head and on her soft porcelain whi... Read full Story
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First fuck in public ;)
You’re only wearing a coat, I find a place where, I can kiss you then slide my hand between the flaps of your coat. I expose your breasts and slide my hand down across your tummy down to your pussy. My fingers start to explore your soft bush, working there way to your soft pink lips surrounding your... Read full Story
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Naples
I had been at sea about a month when my ship pulled into Naples, Italy. The only action I had seen had been slipping away to my hiding place on the ship to jack my dick on a regular basis. I was ready to find some Italian pussy. I was slim about 6' with blonde hair and a fat 7" cock that ... Read full Story
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The Grass Ain't Always Greener...
Lawn care takes an unexpected voyeurism and exhibitionism masturbation detour I cut grass, mow lawns, manicure shrubs, trim bushes, and plant trees. Right handed and always trimming from the right side, I've never been a switch hitter when using my hedge trimmer, if you know what I mean. Always ... Read full Story
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Too Much Hospitality
Ash looked himself over in his bedroom mirror critically, finding himself oddly self-conscious about his looks. He had been texting Laura all throughout the day and they had agreed that dressing pretty casual would draw the least suspicion, so he had. He wore a simple patterned t-shirt and some ... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 03
XtinaSmith2017 Ash looked himself over in his bedroom mirror critically, finding himself oddly self-conscious about his looks. He had been texting Laura all throughout the day and they had agreed that dressing pretty casual would draw the least suspicion, so he had. He wore a simple patterned ... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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Fucking with Gina!
Hi! Here I am with my own story! I’m a young white guy, a good looking son of a bitch! When I was a college student, one of those numerous young people who always rush for something, then I was a focus of interest for lots of chicks around! But then something changed. Changed a lot. As I remem... Read full Story
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A Married Marilyn
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David to Dee
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Sucking Cock
My friend came over to my house and we were sitting on my couch watching tv. After a couple of shows I was getting horny and I asked my friend if he wanted to watch some porn. We were teenagers and pretty much always horny. He smiled and agreed, so I put on some cheesy movie and we started watching.... Read full Story
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Preggo Scat Sex
Sara was horny. For any type of sex. She was stuck on a bus heading to her school. After 14 years of wasting her time She discovered her own sexual abilities.She had her first practice by fucking her brother's friend. She didn't come to school to learn. She came to screw anyone in sight. She had ... Read full Story
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