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Dating all whole my life
Julia and Ilya, together 10 years It was more than 10 years and 2 children ago. In December 2005, we agreed to meet at the gate of my office after a working day. I did not go out godlessly for a long time (40 minutes from the appointed time), but he still waited. I hope he does not regret it ... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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Banana Fetish
I was 27 and single and enjoying being free sort of the ‘sworn to fun loyal to non’ stage in young adulthood. I lived alone in a 1-bedroom apartment and loved working on my motorcycle which I kept in my living room. Most Friday nights for me were jamming out to music, enjoying a few beers and tinker... Read full Story
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La pistola NEGRA del Tío, entre Las Bragas de Mi Tía LA PUTONA
Aaayyy.. Yo sabía que la Tía había sido Flor de PUTONA.. pero, jamás me imaginé que me iba a tocar a mí 'hacerme cargo de sus cosas'.. su 'herencia'.. la casa ya vieja, por reordenar destinar y.. LAS COSAS que una descubre ya con los años! Todo estaba igual, pero HORRIBLEMENTE ARRUINADO.. más, e... Read full Story
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Sissy Boy’s Secret Desire || Part 6
The room was heavy with the scent of sweat and submission, his body still trembling in the aftermath of what felt like total surrender. She lay beside him now, her presence looming, both comforting and intimidating. He had given her everything—his control, his dignity—and yet, there was an odd sense... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 5. Sunny and Antonio got frisky at the bar, Sunny moved in with Mel and Shari, and opening night was a success The only other dress that I brought was one that I hoped I would get a chance to wear but didn't think I would. It was a black ... Read full Story
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Marcia Goes Back to School
Marcia was painfully nervous. She hadn't been able to eat very much in days. The upside was she was even skinnier which would make Mistress and her husband very happy. She'd always been thin and on the diet Mistress Carol had her on she was already thinner than she dreamed possible. Her anxious stom... Read full Story
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A Halloween to Remember
Saturday morning I woke up feeling strangely euphoric. I remember thinking about it for a moment, and then realizing: it was Halloween. Cheryl and I had been invited to a party! The next morning (and for many, many mornings thereafter), I would remember that Saturday as one of the epic erotic encoun... Read full Story
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Turning my neighbour on in pantyhose Part 2
So.....there I was. Lucy...dressed up to the nines, crossed legged on the window sill. The guy next door, rock hard, almost licking his lips! I was sooooo turned on. I knew I looked fab today! Big headed? Sometimes you just know dont you? You are about to get to know me better.... Was it wrong to... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 1. Sunny, Mel, and Shari learn they are going to New York to perform a play off Broadway and are really excited about it. Being a small troupe, we unseen members had to wear many hats. Unfortunately, there was just the two of us, Joe Donn... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 2. At the hotel in New York City, Sunny meets the bellhop, Antonio, and they go out for a drink when he gets off of work. The call came at exactly seven. I had woke up about five minutes before and was watching Antonio sleep. All of the oth... Read full Story
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An itch that finally got scratched
Hey all! New to the site, but have been a major fan of TS/CD etc since I was a teen. I remember always fantasizing about what it would be like if I was to ever get an opportunity to make the fantasy a reality. Well, I finally got that chance and took full advantage of the situation and I wanted ... Read full Story
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Spring Morning
First morning of spring After the long winter it was just starting to get brighter and greener, white anemones were blooming and in a few weeks spring would be at it's most beautiful phase, but for now the gloom of night and mist was just retreating back to the sea and sun was rising giving me ... Read full Story
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Tasting the good FLESH
I am no longer Virgin, en bon et du forme Thing never dared since I taste the enjoyment by all the senses and in all its senses... I discovered her when she smiled at me as a thank-you for giving her the way to the small-town supermarket where I was on business. Sandals at her feet of Cinderell... Read full Story
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Making A Man Out Of Tommy
I have two good friends, Brad and Matt who are actually my fuck buddies. Both of them travel for work, so they tend to be gone a couple of months at a time. I have a key to their apartment, so I can let myself in for sex when they are home and to bring in the mail when they are not. I also get to us... Read full Story
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First Time: How I Love Cock
The first time I ever sucked a dick was when I was around 12 years old. I was at a sleep over with a friend. We were camped out in his backyard in a tent and he started things out tentatively by asking about my luck with the ladies, which was non-existent. Then he suggested that since neither of us ... Read full Story
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A Cock Loving Slut
My name's Jake and this is the story of how I became a cock craving slut. It started a year ago, I was walking home in the rain, when I slipped and fell into a muddy puddle. As I bundled myself up, a car pulled up beside me and rolled down the front window. I recognised the face of Neil, a man fr... Read full Story
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Intro to a Dream Made Real
Jim had known growing up that he enjoyed bi-sexuality. But he had never found a man attractive the way women were to him. For example, he never found himself wanting to kiss a man, but he liked holding a hard cock as much as he enjoyed touching a wet pussy. He really enjoyed sucking a dick as much a... Read full Story
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College project surprise
So this story happened while I was still in college and remains without doubt, the craziest, most exciting experience of my life. So I the story begins one day when I walking to class. I went to a big university so my walk was quite long, and the first 1/3 was just through off our campus housin... Read full Story
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Sissie Slut's Windows of Womanhood
I flash back to my first time with a grownup adult at the tender age of16 . I was so nervous now that we were here in the motel room. I was nervous for so many reasons. I lied to my family and told them I was staying at a friend’s house. Instead, I'm here with Mr. Joey in a motel room and he was my... Read full Story
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Fantasy to Reality
I faded in and out of consciousness. My body was numb and I waded through a sea of words and images that filled my mind, struggling to focus on anything specific. Slowly I began to wake but my eyes did not open and my body remained numb. I searched for my memory, I knew it was there but I couldn'... Read full Story
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Horny Writing A Strange Habit
I enjoy watching videos which I can Vicariously live. This is nothing more than my horny hobby, an amalgamation of various thoughts. My form of hands free edging. Spell checked only, "No I haven't proof read a first draft, not trying to publish masterful works here." Hope to hear from those w... Read full Story
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My wonderful life with Pat : Domi and Morgan
second part of the tattoo ..... I was nervous to be tied and at her mercy.Morgan put on a mask to make me blind and she tightened the ties to keep me from moving. Then with a very soft voice Morgan sussed me, don’t be afraid, i will make this day an unforgettable one. You will have a such intens... Read full Story
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NERVOUS MEETING
On a cool fall evening I was walking about town when I came across a sign outside a coffee shop saying, "lonely? stop in for a cup and new friends". It was plain except for the light rainbow in the center of the sign. Being curious and also a bit lonely myself, I stepped inside. It was nothing m... Read full Story
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
Alessia Hung Mature MILF travels to visit a Big Dicked Man and his Sexy Household If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, BBWs, big clits, deep throat, fisting, 69, ass fucking, sounding, piercing, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don't bother reading. If you fav... Read full Story
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Sweet Encore
I was alone tonight and feeling just a bit paranoid as I listened to the soft music. The soothing sounds put me in a seductive mood, but It seemed that all my lovers were too busy for me, or they had other plans. Uncle Barney and my detective were probably home being dutiful husbands. Bo was under h... Read full Story
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Addicted to Candy
Almost two long weeks had passed since my first meeting with my new slave Candy. Our first encounter was special and my sexy new sub had not left my mind since he walked out of my door. His juicy ass and hard thick cock have filled my thoughts each day since. I had found myself wildly attracted to C... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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My Knight
I felt good as a looked around the club and watch the Queens on stage perform their acts. I felt like I belonged here among this faction of society. Drag queens and Trannies were my people and the only thing I regret is being in the closet and not having the courage to do it more openly. However i d... Read full Story
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Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star
Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, domination, deep throat, fisting, spit roast, 69, ass fucking, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don’t bother reading. If you like my story please leave comments and ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT by Spanky de Bautumn Part 7. Sunny spent the night with Antonio and the next day they went to Mel and Shari’s for some fun. Antonio had school, so he was up and out early on Tuesday. Mel was in the shower and I was laying in bed, my mind wandering and not real... Read full Story
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Adult Bookstore Dancer
Adult Bookstore Fun At one time there were eight adult books in my city now there is only one. Makes me very sad as I loved dressing up like a twenty-five cent whore and visiting them on the weekends. I think I enjoy all the humiliating comments and condescending looks the customers would make abou... Read full Story
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Slut indiscretion
At 17, I had reputation among the people in my world. I had sucked more dicks than the average hooker. I had slept with men of every race creed and color. You can even throw in a mentally challenged lad or and autistic child as well. All because I loved getting sex. I think that a penis is the sexi... Read full Story
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A Series of Perverse Dreams, Part 1
My relationship with Hannah had always been mutual in the idea that neither one of us was ever truly the dominant one. It was an equal, balanced relationship of mutual fucking and sucking. However, I had REALLY enjoyed being made into a submissive sissy slut by Nikki. Something changed in me after o... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 1
I had just turned eighteen and only had two months of high school left. My marks were good and already had a possible placement in a university where I hoped to get a new start. I was so looking forward to getting away from all the shit that life had forced on me in this little hick town. Usuall... Read full Story
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My First Girly Cock
It was cold. I was running fast so that I could not get too wet by the falling rain. The streets were quiet, because everyone was inside. It was twenty minutes before midnight. I was nervous. It would be my first time I'd have sex with anyone other than a woman. I love women. I'm in love with them. ... Read full Story
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My First Girly Cock
It was cold. I was running fast so that I could not get too wet by the falling rain. The streets were quiet, because everyone was inside. It was twenty minutes before midnight. I was nervous. It would be my first time I'd have sex with anyone other than a woman. I love women. I'm in love with them. ... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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The feeling you get,when wearing female attire
Since I was 14,I started wearing women clothesborrowing my sister;s bra,and panties,putting them when I would shower,how the felt against my body,pantyhose,clinging to my legs,the cool sensation as I would walk across the floor.I even tryed on her majorite out fit,with thigh high boots,it was hot.no... Read full Story
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A Murder Misstery
When I rolled out of bed that fateful morning, I had no way of knowing that it would be my last day as Matt McCoy. After showering and dressing quickly (how I long for those days!) I bolted out the door for my train, looking forward to another manic day on the floor. Although I was one of the younge... Read full Story
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The Creators: Book One by
Chapter One: The Life Giver BRANDON My twin sister is dead, but she’s not gone. Death is a tragedy in the remote village of Towerhead, but it’s not a rarity. Farming accidents, disease, famine, natural disasters, you name it, it kills people in Towerhead. So, six years ago, when the oxen-pul... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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Am I gay?
Please help me. I'm confused and unsure if I am gay. I feel so ashamed of myself. I don't want to be gay but I was molested by my neighbors at 6 years old and from then on I would wear my mom's panties or sniff my sisters while masturbating. Cumming would always make me feel guilty for what I have d... Read full Story
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La bonne chair masculine…
La bonne chair masculine… La brise caressait mes mamelons gonflés me donnant des frissons agréables. Les deux verres de Riesling avaient également contribué à mon excitation. Mon entre-jambe brûlait comme si le soleil qui disparaissait avait soufflé toute son énergie thermique dans mon intérieur... Read full Story
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Michele And The Predator
The predator peered through the bedroom window and smiled; he couldn't believe his luck. This woman was just to his taste; he felt himself begin to stiffen as his eyes devoured her; he couldn't wait until he had his hands on her. In his mind he played out the scenario that he envisaged would soon ta... Read full Story
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Nunca se Olvida
He tenido la oportunidad de tener sexo con varios hombres, algunos mayores que yo y otros muy chicos, no me fijo en estereotipos o personalidad, solo me gusta disfrutar del sexo..... Pero siempre hay uno que te deja enamorado, Daniel su nombre una persona que conocí por medio de un chat. No pas... Read full Story
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A Religious Experience
A Religious Experience by Sabrina G. Langton *Stories from the real world 2 This story is kinda autobiographical. I was twenty-two in 1987. You couldn't just order anything you wanted on the computer, with no social interaction, and get whatever you wanted. You had to go out in the real w... Read full Story
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Giving Away Virginia Holton
Today would have to wait, thought Marla Holton as she hurriedly gathered her bag and notebook in preparation for a no-holds-barred departure from her office at Prism Design. As general manager she had the privilege of arriving and leaving at will, though no one could ever fault her for not putting i... Read full Story
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A Flash of Lace
The insistent ringing of the phone broke my concentration and with great annoyance, I climbed off the bed and picked up the receiver. "Hey little brother!" My sister's sparkling voice filled my ear. "Di, Is that you?" I exclaimed happily "Got any more sisters I don'... Read full Story
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One night Transtand ;)
One Night Transtand By BalkanMan990 Published on Lush Stories on 05 Oct 2019 I had no idea she was a trans.. I didn't stop kissing or fondling her when I found out. I went out for a drink at one of the many bars at Croatia,where my girlfriend Sabina and I were staying.Sabina and I had been drin... Read full Story
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Two CD's the first time we meet.....
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Shemale Fantasy - Suck Fest
This story is completely fictional - in fact it is a fantasy of mine that I will describe in great detail, contact details are at the bottom if you want to make this a reality! I arrive at your house on the evening. You let me in and show me to the spare bedroom. I walk in and close the door behi... Read full Story
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Robbed And
I was in the ensuite off the bathroom applying the last of my make-up to complete my transformation from Martin to ‘Michele’ when I heard the disturbance. My wife Kerry was waiting for me in the bedroom nursing a gin and tonic. We had just returned from a boring party and I had convinced... Read full Story
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Blame Abba Chapter 2
Part 4 Out alone I wanted something which would let me wear my black 4 inch leather stilettos with ankle straps, really sexy shoes, my very first pair of TV heels. I opened the wardrobe to get them out, then started choosing; black seamed stockings; a black thong; my waist cincher bustier; my sho... Read full Story
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My girlish desires
My girlish desires, I am happy to spend my weekend at home to live my life as a woman. I apply a depilatory cream to my body, which I leave to act for a few minutes before going in the shower. I take this opportunity to do an enema to avoid unpleasant surprises during my girl games. Then, using ... Read full Story
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Panty Town
Chapter One -- Jamie Jamie Sanders did not think he was a sissy. Growing up, he played with trucks and showed his innate male aggression though soldiers games with the other boys. He climbed trees and watched baseball with his Dad and brother. Unfortunately, by the time he was in eighth grad... Read full Story
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