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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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An alumni gathering like no other; 2/2
... I opened my eyes, sobered up from the alcohol and my lust. Simo had already left. I had to get ready for the party, and I had to do it like a man! BUT, slut that I am, to make my breasts more prominent under my dark purple tank top, I tightened a transparent strap around my waist. You never kno... Read full Story
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A Stitch in Time Saves Nine
I'm lucky to have met Frankie. She's not one in a million, not with (at last count) one in ten males transitioning to shemales, but she's still a relatively rare find. We females who are transitioning to hemales, on the other hand, currently number thirty-three percent of the world's population! Fem... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 11
I sat there for some time, my phone still in hand. I couldn’t fully comprehend the situation and where I was. All this started when I was put on furlough and thought I would be losing my job, an idea born out of boredom, hornieness and desperation. What started as a regular cam show with a guy hopin... Read full Story
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the orgiastic fever of a trans-milf
Simulating a woman, or the orgiastic fever of a trans-milf It's been two months since I moved to the megapolis, where I've discovered several places where the third gender goes. One of my first explorations was a huge lingerie shop in a MALL; I wanted to buy some sexy stuff without being noticed ... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 09
As per my previous mornings recently, I stirred and rubbed the sleep from my eyes, that delicious feeling of my silk night ware stretching over my taught nipples and my morning wood throbbing in its lace enclosure. The urge to touch myself was palpable, it seemed no matter how hard I came the night ... Read full Story
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the start of what to cum
I responded to an ad on Craigslist from some guy asking for help to move some furniture. He was paying pretty well and, after I practically laughed at him for asking if I could lift the furniture, he agreed to have me over to get it done. We moved everything around for what felt like hours, often mo... Read full Story
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The Neighbour
I made my way up the driveway, after having a few with the guys to end off the week. I was in no hurry to get home because I knew there wasn't anything going on tonight. The wife was out of town for the weekend and the other guys had stuff of their own going on. So I made my way up the rest of the d... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 07
Opening my eyes I struggled a little as the residual cum on my face from last night’s show hadn’t been fully wiped off, I felt the dry and crusty leftovers crinkle on my skin, but couldn’t help but smile to myself as I remembered how it had got there. The intensity of that orgasm had been on another... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
So this was my second time with Destiny, a really cool Latina CD/Sissy who had just turned 22. You might want to read my first goaround with her title, “Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny” as it will give background and context here. After our first encounter, she signaled that she was definitely... Read full Story
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
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trans=demic
Trans-demic Chinese Flu Sam Wong read the email from Josh Epstein, the partner in charge of the fiendishly complicated real estate deal that had consumed the last three months of their lives. “You’re going to have to close this deal without me. I’m sick as a dog, and my wife just called an ambu... Read full Story
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Rachel and Chris
Part 1 : Rachel and the Ring Yesterday was clear with a light but chilling winter wind present to remind all that the bit of warmth in the sun would only last a couple of hours at best. I struggled between sweating and freezing as I worked to remove the winter street grime from my roadster. Top ... Read full Story
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9 ladyboys gangbang me and force me to suck their cocks in my fa
Our forum member, Dutchboi, had this fantasy of being dominated, sissified and humiliated by nine Asian ladyboys, with Mint and Nancy being two of them. For some of You this story may sound too cruel, others will find it really hot. My fantasy is to be at a ladyboy's apartment and fall alseep aft... Read full Story
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Philippines vacation with a Dominant Big Cock Ladyboy (Part II)
Please read the initial story to get proper context. I spent a 9-day vacation in the Philippines with a sexy and super sweet 34-year old Filipina Ladyboy I met online and developed a relationship with before traveling to meet her. It was the first and only time to visit the Philippines. Less t... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 10
As the sun beamed in through a gap in the curtains my now familiar morning wood strained at the silk of my nightwear. How was it that no matter how hard I came the night before it would wake up eager and ready to go. As had become customary my mind would be filled with the events of the previous nig... Read full Story
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The club
"Okay ladies," Missy said to her guests, "relax and get ready because I have a very special treat for today's meeting!" "What is it?" and excited Jayne asked while removing her sweat shirt and jeans. "Now you know better than to than that" Missy replied with a... Read full Story
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MY TS FOXXY & VENUS LUX FANTASY
Alyssa Gomez and Venus Lux were visiting Newark, NJ and decided to have lunch in the restaurant that I work in. It was a rainy day. The seductive pair were returning back to their suite in the Courtyard Marriott, but not before grabbing a bite to eat. Alyssa and Venus sat the bar and ordered a coupl... Read full Story
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A Ski Bunny is Born
AQToday I am a fully-fledged she-male, living with my girl friend Kim, who, to me, is the most beautiful girl in the world. We live as sisters to the outside world, but we are in fact passionate lovers. This whole true story started some 5 years ago, let us tell it to you. At that time I was a si... Read full Story
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Thai Ladyboy
One year ago, when I was 19 I went back to Thailand. The year before was to see the sights and explore the country, the second was more exploring and more fun, the third and final time was to get with as many ladyboys as possible. I had always been curious about trans women. Im not attracted to ... Read full Story
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Thai Ladyboy
One year ago, when I was 19 I went back to Thailand. The year before was to see the sights and explore the country, the second was more exploring and more fun, the third and final time was to get with as many ladyboys as possible. I had always been curious about trans women. Im not attracted to ... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
My Party Favor Fantasy A fictional story built around an old fantasy of mine I ran a notice on one of those sex sites that said” Help me fulfill my fantasy and I bet we take care of some of yours also. Hi there, I am Penny and I am a total bottom trans w... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 12
We woke up many hours later, still intertwined, my morning wood throbbing as Ellie slid inside my panties and wrapped her hand around it. This was a much better way to wake up than usual, and we proceeded to have a really relaxed slow fuck. She reached a much more low key orgasm but I knew I wouldn’... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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My First time squirting
I have, for many years now, been fascinated with the beauty of Ladyboys, TG, TS, TV's especially Asian girls (but do love to watch a lots of non Asian girls too) and have watched lots of porn (and still do to this day) about these beautiful girls and seeing them make themselves cum is such a turn on... Read full Story
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Sabbatical or Continuous Gang Bang?
My twin sister Laura had already left to go back to college this fall season, but I had decided to take off a semester as I was totally burnt out on school and needed a break. We were twins but not identical though we did look a lot alike and roughly the same size me being a few inches taller. My... Read full Story
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The Biology of Music - I fucked my trans substitute teacher
I was never strong in school. I wasn't very interested in what we were being taught, and the teachers liked me enough to not give me too hard a time about it. I attended an all boys school. It was actually quite a religious school which makes this story all the more surprising. I was in the middle c... Read full Story
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She never saw it coming
When I was 19/20 I used to frequent LGBT bars roughly twice every month. Most nights not much would happen but I found myself going to the trans nights more often. Until I eventually had some experience with trans girls. It was mostly fairly soft fun. Me getting oral and occasionally topping th... Read full Story
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A Little Girl Forever
Since I was a little girl I dressed in my sister's clothes, she knew it and she kept clothes for me and sometimes she bought clothes thinking about me. She was my accomplice and still is. When I was alone I dressed totally as a woman and I felt totally satisfied and realized as such, this included m... Read full Story
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Saving My Marriage
I love to write Erotica. For story requests please send me a private message or email noirenoire10@gmail.com It was our anniversary. Today made five years that my wife and I have been married and we were taking a road trip to celebrate. I chose our destination but I let her choose all of our a... Read full Story
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la storia di Sara
Erano alcune settimane che ciattavo con Sara, una trans bolognese conosciuta per caso in internet. Di Sara ho visto solo il bel viso molto femminile con lunghi capelli biondi ed il suo meraviglioso seno. Una sera stavamo parlando e lei mi disse " alcuni mesi fa mi sono rifatta il seno, ho conosciut... Read full Story
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David to Dee
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Wet & Messy Sex
It was the text I'd been waiting for for ages. 'I'm back.' it said. Anish, one of the kinkiest guys I've ever met had finally decided to return to his holiday home, just a few minutes away from where I live. He's a well off Asian businessman and has a lovely place to entertain. It's been a while sin... Read full Story
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bi to sissy caught and turned
It was during a Wednesday nite supper this past April when Penny my wife of seven years, suddenly looked me straight in the eyes while calling me a GAY COCKSUCKER ! Instantly while I swallowed hard and quickly looked away from her, my worse dreaded fears in life had somehow just become reality! So ... Read full Story
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My friend Barbara,
My friend Barbara, I look forward to welcoming Barbara. She is a lovely brunette with blue eyes who likes to make love without taboos. She knows how to bring our fantasies to life by imagining exciting role-playing games. - You're going to fall in love when you discover my underwear, she assur... Read full Story
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Five Into Three Does Not Go
Kristina It is waspish in the late evening out in the open in Portsmouth Harbour as we step out of the vehicle and walk over to the private section of the docks, the sign says Ceres St docks. Dark has long since fallen but lights, white, yellow and orange light up the skies. The feeling is one of... Read full Story
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My Brother and I.
HI, I am Farzana,(have set my name recently,before that my name was Raja). I am Bangladeshi. I have been leaving with my family.Now I live with my Dad only.Some times, He invite his friends also. I will tell You about this later. I am 27 years old.The story I am sharing with You is about ...14 year... Read full Story
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First Time Out
I'm so excited and want to relate this 100% true story quickly while it's still fresh. Please forgive any typos. [My background: Age 48. Closet dressing in earnest for 15 years. Began with slips stockings and nighties but have collected extensive full wardrobe and accessories over time. Boobs, wi... Read full Story
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Very Impatient on a sex fanstay
Are you ready for this Mish?" "Not really but it's too late to back out now." I stood in a dark alley before a metal door shaking with both anxiety and the cold, waiting for the door slot to open and for the night to begin. I wouldn't admit it to my friend Simone but secretly I hoped we would ... Read full Story
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Trannies in Space
There was no spaceport on Jansen's Planet. There had been, but whatever calamity had befallen the world generations ago had also destroyed its port. It was one of so many planets out in the Barrens that had fallen on hard times. So Dekker set down the Barnabas in a clearing in the forest, a remna... Read full Story
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Summer Fun
Living with your parents is exceptionally annoying, especially when you're 26 and have a fetish for crossdressing. It kind of hampers your "need" for putting on slutty outfits and parade yourself in front of a webcam with a pink-glass buttplug up your ass and a giant rubber cock vibrating ... Read full Story
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An Unintentional Fisting
During the last weekend I ended up being busy, which I hadn't planned since that was suppose to be a weekend of anal bliss for me. I had finally ordered two new dildos and I was rearing to take them for a spin. Monday came and the day dragged on while all I could think about were the two black ... Read full Story
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CD Delight
The following is an account of a true encounter between consenting adults. The names and places have been altered to protect the individuals. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental. It is not intended for minors. If you are offended by sexually explicit material or have receive... Read full Story
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Becoming My Wife's Wife
"Baby, you know how much I love you. There's just something missing that I feel like I need in my sex life." My stomach turned as soon as I heard Sherry say those words. I remember it like it was five minutes ago. We had just finished having unbelievable sex and she was sitting naked on... Read full Story
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Be My Bitch
After a long day at work, I get in my car, and look forward to the long drive home. It gives me time to unwind and relax. I try to forget about the hectic office and concentrate on my beautiful girlfriend waiting at home with that warm smile that she greets me with when I get there. However, tod... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1 by Spanky de Bautumn This is a story about how taking a play to New York City changed people's lives. A transgender coming of age story. I was born Harold Stanley Dayes, not a great name for a kid growing up. I know my parents loved me, but Harold was my mom's dad a... Read full Story
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How I Became Chrissy the Caged Sissy
I am a sissy, or femboy, or tgurl, or shemale? Well either way I like wearing female clothes and being treated like a girl, especially in the bedroom, and now I also like being locked up in a chastity cage that I wear 24/7 now. This is the story of how I became a caged sissy: "Put it on and ... Read full Story
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First Date With Daddy
My Dream Date. It hasn't happened yet, but a girl can hope, this story is very short story based on my fantasy's. It was Sunday night and I had my first date lined up with daddy. We hadn't met, but we had spoken online at depth and exchanged numbers. I had sent him a couple of pic... Read full Story
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In Need of Some Sex
In Need of Some Sex By Sabrina G. Langton *** Author's Note: Hi... Just a teensy tiny story. I'm sure you know what I, um, well we like. Just a little sex in the night to make the heart grow fonder. Just two people meeting for the first time, definitely not the last. A nice intro to a new rel... Read full Story
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Brian Becomes Brittney Chapter 1
My name Is Brian or at least it was the first 18 years of my life. Brittney is my new name.... All of this started when I was just out of high school. It was the beginning of the summer and I was feeling great. During the summer I was planning to do a study abroad program for a year before colle... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch3
Slowly stirring from my sleep, I stretched under the covers and a pleasant sensation spread across my torso, remembering what I was wearing when I went to bed I smiled at the caress of the fabric on my skin. It was a strangely comforting feeling, the pressure from the bra, panties and nightie felt l... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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Betrayed Chapter 10
I would have loved to be waiting at the gate at O'Hare when Dianna de-planed from L.A. that Sunday night. I had to settle for the Baggage Claim Area. Those people working for the Transportation Security Administration have no sense of humor. I guess at eight dollars an hour, they can't afford one. T... Read full Story
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