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Cross dressing Aunt
CD Aunt Well, my uncle was a crossdresser, but the group is Aunt CD, so it is all kind of confusing. Back in the mid 80's I was fresh out of high school and was offered to spend the Summer with my uncle in TX, he was only 10 years older than I and was offering to let me stay with him so I could work... Read full Story
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Booty call :)
Your cock pounds my ass harder, my cheeks rippling with every deep thrust you give. The sounds of our moans and your balls slapping as you fuck me hard is suddenly broken by the ringing of your phone........... And you wake up. It's 2:30am and I've just finished work. As arranged, I'm giving... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 12
We woke up many hours later, still intertwined, my morning wood throbbing as Ellie slid inside my panties and wrapped her hand around it. This was a much better way to wake up than usual, and we proceeded to have a really relaxed slow fuck. She reached a much more low key orgasm but I knew I wouldn’... Read full Story
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Crossdresser gets dick for first time
I was so tired of just watching porn. So tired of the sissy hypno threads that made me crave men, crave cock, crave being weak, crave being the bitch...only to cum and do nothing about it. But the desire to transition from fantasy to reality was growing stronger and stronger. I decided it was ti... Read full Story
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delicious virile male flesh
Tasted delicious virile male flesh… The breeze caressed my swollen nipples giving me pleasant shivers. The two glasses of Riesling had also contributed to my excitement. My crotch was burning as if the disappearing sun had blown all its thermal energy into me. Under my fine lace panties, purple o... Read full Story
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Latex succubus
The lights of the city obscured the supposedly brilliant starlight in the night sky, leaving only dim and scattered scattered stars adorning the gloomy night sky half-covered by dark clouds, and the crescent-like crescent moon guarding it in the distance makes the night seem less empty Lonely. Mayb... Read full Story
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Salacious Sarah
Joe Dodge walked down bustling Market Street in Philadelphia in awe. Joe and his wife Tammy moved here 4 months ago from a small town in Alabama. The 24 year old man missed his hometown but at the same time he marveled at the sights in the big city. It was Friday evening, he always went straight hom... Read full Story
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Salacious Sarah
Joe Dodge walked down bustling Market Street in Philadelphia in awe. Joe and his wife Tammy moved here 4 months ago from a small town in Alabama. The 24 year old man missed his hometown but at the same time he marveled at the sights in the big city. It was Friday evening, he always went straight hom... Read full Story
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I got anal creampied at the beach!
As soon as we got onto shore, I knew it was the perfect place. The hot sun was beating down on us and my body was tense with anticipation. Finally, we were going to be alone out in the wilderness with nobody around and could enjoy each other thoroughly. My hunky date and his monster cock were going ... Read full Story
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A Shock at the Adult Theatre
I am very often thursdays in the adult theatre, because stylde crossdresser have free entrance at this day. I used to go there by public transportations, because I have no car. In the rear area of the shop we are able to change our clothes and to style up and storing our bags in a locker. About a... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part One)
My wife is the picture of professionalism from 8 to 5, but after hours she is a sexual dynamo who loves men and women. Throughout our relationship she has introduced several of her gal pals into our bedroom, hot tub, shower, etc...you get the idea. Anyway, two weeks ago she let me know that one o... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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Marcia Goes Back to School
Marcia was painfully nervous. She hadn't been able to eat very much in days. The upside was she was even skinnier which would make Mistress and her husband very happy. She'd always been thin and on the diet Mistress Carol had her on she was already thinner than she dreamed possible. Her anxious stom... Read full Story
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I Missed Myself
As soon as Dr. Griffin returned to the examination room, I knew that the news wasn’t good. I could tell by the way he avoided my eyes as he studied his clipboard and fidgeted with his pen that something was wrong, terribly wrong with me. The ache in my groin that I had been ignori... Read full Story
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Passion in the Rough
Tonight, I was searching in vain for a parking place close to the club, but unfortunately, I had arrived late and there were no empty spaces close by. I drove around and went down several streets in the same block until I found an empty spot. That was perfect I thought as I found a parking place and... Read full Story
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
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ROBERTO’S SECRET by Spanky De Bautumn
Cody Daniels was only trying to help her country; she never dreamed things would come to this. She was patriotic and felt compelled to do whatever asked of her to aid in the capture of the terrorist known only as "Roberto". But lying in his bed, bound and gagged, Cody wondered why she let herself go... Read full Story
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Saving My Marriage
I love to write Erotica. For story requests please send me a private message or email noirenoire10@gmail.com It was our anniversary. Today made five years that my wife and I have been married and we were taking a road trip to celebrate. I chose our destination but I let her choose all of our a... Read full Story
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badbadboi's walk in the park
...My boi hole was freshly washed, shaved and lubed with a lovely hot shower, my wand is perfect for cleaning my pussy, flushing it clean very time, I luv to let the water spray my hole driving deep enough to tickle the bottom of my prostate. My cock cage locked in place, my white crotchless panties... Read full Story
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My first BBC experience
I stand 5 foot 8 and weigh 138 lbs. With a perky butt, long natural eye lashes, and clear smooth white skin I would always receive comments from women how jealous they were of my features but never did they want to pursue an intimate relationship with me. But I also didnt have much interest in them ... Read full Story
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Steve
So on AFF, I used to be gold but guys will just hit you up, sooo I got hit up by an 8in boy. Wasn't sure I'd want to prep up an 8 so I didn't get all ripped up, but nice profile and a fucks a fuck sometimes. What to wear to get cum in tonight? Still pretty warm, I'll go mini with tighter leotard (mo... Read full Story
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The Society
I met her during the summer. I was only nineteen and working to save some money for college. I had been raised by my grandparents who had both passed away over the past year. After the burial costs I was far from wealthy. My parents weren't around so I was on my own at a young age. I had moved a cou... Read full Story
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The sissy dreams
Everyday I wake up in a state , halfway between a happy sissy and a closeted white boy. My mind is constantly trapped in that state. Suffering in silence, the people in my life seem to be oblivious to it, I have it well hid. 48 years of fist fights and weed, long hair and leather coats, Oilfield job... Read full Story
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K*dnapped & R*ped
"You're nothing but a tease, a flirt, you just like to play around and lead guys on," someone messaged me on the swinger site I'm on called AdultFriendFinder. "No," I replied, "I have actually hooked up with guys I met here, I am just very busy." And that is the truth. I work a full-time job and ... Read full Story
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Samantha sissy TGTF
Theme and genre of the story: The genre is about gender bender, futanari, gay, physical transformations of the body, magic and biology, the kink in particular that must excite in the story is the perversion of the transformation of the body and mind through a magical element that manipulates biol... Read full Story
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Uncle sweet Lover
Uncle Barney called me this morning and wanted me to keep my evening free. He wanted to meet me at the motel with a surprise for me. I was so excited and could hardly wait. I had to decide on something to wear, but when I thought about it, I realized that I wanted to wear something special. He would... Read full Story
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Tranny Attack
Tears of pain pricked my eyes as Julia drove her huge black cock into my ass. In my wildest dreams I had never expected myself, an all-American straight white male to be in this situation, beaten, bound, and being ass-fucked by a transsexual with a huge cock. I am a normal sort of person, happily... Read full Story
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After the Gala
Climbing into Jack's car, I shook my head in disbelief, was I really going to join him for more drinks? We had just met that evening at the Board of Trustee's year end gala. I knew he had been involved with the administration for some time, I was a lowly secretary for the grounds crew supervisor; bu... Read full Story
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Cab Driver
I already have a raging hard on, and it is only 9pm. I have my clothes for the evening laid out on the bed before me, and my cock, balls and ass are newly shaved. I have decided to wear all black tonight: black lacy panties, bra and suspender belt, sheer black stockings, and a tight black dress that... Read full Story
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Cara's First Time
Cara's First Time This little true story is about the first time I was with a man and a night that I will never forget. My name is Cara. Well that's my girly name, I'm a cross-dresser. I've loved dressing up in women's clothes since I was young when I used to dress up in... Read full Story
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Crossing lines
It had always been a fantasy of mine. I have very feminine features and long natural straight brown hair. Which recently I had shortened to chin length. I have been dressing in womens clothing now for many months and had decided that this was the night in which I get made up totally and head ou... Read full Story
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The game show,
One day i was looking through a number of competitions and trying to find a way to make some easy quick money. A number of applications were sent, mostly for junk i didn't need or for competitions I knew I had no chance of winning. For example, the types you get $30,000 for answering the easiest que... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 04
XtinaSmith2017 Ash awoke feeling cold, he pursed his lips a little and shivered, curling up a little tighter, nude as he was, the action brought little relief from the cool air. He let out a soft murr of discomfort as his mind shook off the cobwebs of lingering dreams, he could see light throug... Read full Story
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trans=demic
Trans-demic Chinese Flu Sam Wong read the email from Josh Epstein, the partner in charge of the fiendishly complicated real estate deal that had consumed the last three months of their lives. “You’re going to have to close this deal without me. I’m sick as a dog, and my wife just called an ambu... Read full Story
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The Seductive Seed of a Tranny MILF
The Seductive Seed of a Tranny MILF SugarandSalt Jackson got home and immediately curled up in bed. He didn't want to move for the rest of the weekend. He'd finally worked up the courage to ask a co-worker out at work. She politely rejected the invitation. Then later on in the day, Jackson spo... Read full Story
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My adventure at the adult bookstore
I was horny as fuck the other afternoon. I had some time to kill so I hit squirt.org and fetlife seeing if there were any dudes needing a free blo-n-go. Nobody took me up. Sad face. I drove to the local adult book store that has video booths. I was sitting in the parking lot watching people go in... Read full Story
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The Biology of Music - I fucked my trans substitute teacher
I was never strong in school. I wasn't very interested in what we were being taught, and the teachers liked me enough to not give me too hard a time about it. I attended an all boys school. It was actually quite a religious school which makes this story all the more surprising. I was in the middle c... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 03
XtinaSmith2017 Ash looked himself over in his bedroom mirror critically, finding himself oddly self-conscious about his looks. He had been texting Laura all throughout the day and they had agreed that dressing pretty casual would draw the least suspicion, so he had. He wore a simple patterned ... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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Edging lessons for Hannah
Hannah and I began spending our weekends together. She didn't have a job and I was always free those days so every Friday or Saturday night became sleep over night where we could be two 18 year old sissies, doing each others makeup, playing dress up and sharing our deepest desires. Now that our rela... Read full Story
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Sabbatical or Continuous Gang Bang?
My twin sister Laura had already left to go back to college this fall season, but I had decided to take off a semester as I was totally burnt out on school and needed a break. We were twins but not identical though we did look a lot alike and roughly the same size me being a few inches taller. My... Read full Story
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Used
I have always loved the penis. I think it is an amazing tool. It is easier to use than a vagina and can be more fun. Can you deep throat a vagina? I thought not. I am not saying I don't once in a while enjoy licking a cunt, because I love the taste of a girls cum. I know what you all are thinking an... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 1
I had just turned eighteen and only had two months of high school left. My marks were good and already had a possible placement in a university where I hoped to get a new start. I was so looking forward to getting away from all the shit that life had forced on me in this little hick town. Usuall... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part Two)
My curiosity, unconscious urges, and my horniness pushed me into action. I gently cradled Karla's balls in my left hand while my right hand settled on her taut ass. I caressed both and then let my left hand move on to her now blood engorged shecock. I am a pretty big dude, but I could hardly get ... Read full Story
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I unlocked my Gooch /Taint pleasure in bed with str8 friend.
So I have this quick story I used to expiremental with a straight friend of mine hes white guy pretty husky body and thick guy with blue eyes. We’re very different but the same on things. A few times when we get drunk we actually and have fun but nothing penetrative. But he does become more… Open Mi... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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An Orgasmic Uber Ride
"Chris?" the Uber driver asked me after driving up and rolling down his window. "Yes," I replied and then I got into the passenger seat next to him. I usually ride upfront in Uber rides because I get car sick easily in the back. After fastening my seat belt we were off. The guy was older, maybe ... Read full Story
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Regina's scary, and sexy Blind Date
I had just finished doing my makeup, finally deciding which blush to use, and I thought I had some time for my meditation. However, Mr. Cobb was early. The gold minidress I wore showed enough legs, ass and tits to make any man horny, and the strappy tanned five-inch sandals, made me feel majestic ... Read full Story
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the orgiastic fever of a trans-milf
Simulating a woman, or the orgiastic fever of a trans-milf It's been two months since I moved to the megapolis, where I've discovered several places where the third gender goes. One of my first explorations was a huge lingerie shop in a MALL; I wanted to buy some sexy stuff without being noticed ... Read full Story
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My Gloryhole Daddy
I had been working the gloryhole at the strip club for almost a month. Mostly it was jerking off pathetic dicks with a fleshlight while fake moaning and scrolling my phone. But every now and then I'd get a text from my favorite john saying he'd be stopping by. His cock was so beautiful! A solid 8 in... Read full Story
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A Fairy Tale Part 2
=-=-Chapter Six-=-= I woke up sometime later and I was feeling better, even a little hungry actually, and I wanted a shower and I needed to pee and...I cocked my head as I heard the unmistakable sounds of Mistress Stacy's bed moving. She had a large one, king sized, with old springs or somethi... Read full Story
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The Game 2
That next morning again Ada and I went down for breakfast and the table was smaller, It wasn't as grand as it had once been and to every guy at the table was now at least two girls. We had our normal breakfast and for once there seemed to be a little more chat between everyone, I think after bei... Read full Story
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Wet & Messy Sex
It was the text I'd been waiting for for ages. 'I'm back.' it said. Anish, one of the kinkiest guys I've ever met had finally decided to return to his holiday home, just a few minutes away from where I live. He's a well off Asian businessman and has a lovely place to entertain. It's been a while sin... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 01
XtinaSmith2017 Ash gawped at his mother, incredulous as to what she had just said. He understood the basic premise of what had happened, but the reasoning she must have had absolutely baffled him. "Why?! Why would you do that?!" He pleaded, voice light and desperate. She shrugged, looking acr... Read full Story
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My Noisy Upstairs Neighbors Part 3: Making Porn
In Part 2, I recounted how Paul, my commanding upstairs neighbor, coerced me into making porn with him and his younger roommate. Now, I'm excited to share the first video we created together. At 12:45 PM on Saturday, I nervously approached Paul's door. After knocking, Paul opened it with a smile ... Read full Story
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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
So this was my second time with Destiny, a really cool Latina CD/Sissy who had just turned 22. You might want to read my first goaround with her title, “Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny” as it will give background and context here. After our first encounter, she signaled that she was definitely... Read full Story
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