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Being Shemale Part II
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Crossing lines
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Once wasn't enough!- my 2nd shemale exp
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My first story translated into English, I hope you like it. It was late at night, I had been drinking with friends and was on my way home. I am a man in his early 30s, smartly dressed and looking quite attractive. The night was beautiful, clear sky, warm and in the city were some people on the ... Read full Story
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My first Shemale
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Transvestite father异装癖的父亲和儿子被农民工虐待
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My first date with a "shemale"
I met a guy whom i worked with and found out he was bisexual,it didn't bother me nor did i care because i know who i was.I realized he was trying to date me without asking me if i was that way.I flat out turned him down and told him i didn't go that way! I was still young and new to this. I was coo... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
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3 day I became a satisfy of men's desires
My name is Lely Bella Calistia, I'm an asian shemale and I'm an entrepreneur and I have a side job as a singer at some cafes. At that time my friend asked me to be a singer in the wedding, and the place is very far 4 hours journey, and when morning I immediately headed to the airport, t... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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Gangbanged By 3 trannys
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The Next Level
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First Time I tasted Tgirl Sperm
I met a Mexican Trans girl online from Hermosillo and we hit it off and corresponded for a a few months. The vibe was good and ended up deciding that I would help her pay the $140 bucks for her 6-month tourist visa to come up and visit..the process took forever but once she got it, I booked her a pl... Read full Story
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Becoming a Shemale's Bitch
I just got into town and spent the whole day moving in and cleaning my new apartment. I didn't have much furniture but the place needed a lot of cleaning. I saw their was a bar a few blocks away from my apartment and decided to go out for something to eat. It was around five o'clock when I walk... Read full Story
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Wedding Night Surprise
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Amber
The summer after high school I moved into this cheap hotel downtown. I'd been working in the mailroom for a large company, and really needed to get my own place, but I didn't have much money. I also wanted to have more time to play dress up. It was an old building that had seen better days. I ha... Read full Story
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The game show,
One day i was looking through a number of competitions and trying to find a way to make some easy quick money. A number of applications were sent, mostly for junk i didn't need or for competitions I knew I had no chance of winning. For example, the types you get $30,000 for answering the easiest que... Read full Story
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HOSPITALITÉ DU SUD
Ash regarda sa mère, incrédule quant à ce qu'elle venait de dire. Il comprenait la prémisse de base de ce qui s'était passé, mais le raisonnement qu'elle avait dû le déconcerter. "Pourquoi ?! Pourquoi ferais-tu ça ?!" Il a plaidé, la voix légère et désespérée. Elle haussa l... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 03 by derezzed ©
Chapter 3 – The Night Out Michael woke up on Monday morning feeling quite relaxed. The sun filtered in through the blinds towards him. He felt warm from the gentle rays. As Michael became more alert, he examined his surroundings. The feeling of silk sheets wrapped around him and Alexis's arm casu... Read full Story
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The BIG COCK that I will eat.
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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
So this was my second time with Destiny, a really cool Latina CD/Sissy who had just turned 22. You might want to read my first goaround with her title, “Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny” as it will give background and context here. After our first encounter, she signaled that she was definitely... Read full Story
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My story
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Buffy the Shemale Vampire Slayer Part 12
The demons found exits in the walls or floor, vanishing between chinks of stone or through hidden grates or into holes they'd dug for themselves over the long centuries of their residence-or imprisonment-in Baphomet's palace. Only one remained. "My former consort, Baubo," Baphomet intro... Read full Story
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Purple Kiss, part 3
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Chicago TG Romance (part 2)
As you must read part one of this story, one of the most interesting and attractive T-girls I have met is sleeping beside me in my motel room after a wonderful evening of being together. Beth awakened around 4am and got up to go to the bathroom. She was brushing her teeth and heard me stirring, I di... Read full Story
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My Sugar Daddy Fucked My Girlfriend...And I Joined In
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 04
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Back to School
It all started the day John got a letter in the mail; it was an invitation to his school reunion back home. John was proud of what he had achieved in his life; he had a good job and a house. The only secret John had was that he was a closet cross dresser; he loved to feel feminine from time to time.... Read full Story
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Alex’s Bottom Slut
So when I was younger, I worked at a pizza place as a delivery guy. It was a pretty boring job for the most part but that all changed one night. I got a delivery to just outside of our range but decided to take it anyways because we were slow. When I got there a very tall and muscular black woman in... Read full Story
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Gangbang: Daddy's Girl
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The Day I Went SheCock Crazy
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I got talking with a relatively local guy, much older than us, but had a thick 8.5" uncut cock, which was perfect for what I wanted to watch enter my Mrs. Our messages went something like this... Me "Did you want to meet up first?" Him "If you want" Me "We'll chat about a plan, then I'll... Read full Story
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The Game 2
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 03
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My TS Journey
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She Lied ......... Part 2
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Adventures of Shemale Sandra Part 2
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She came inside of me
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Fuck Friends Forever
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Liberty in Lisbon Part 2
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