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I really wanna get fucked for the first time and my dream way of doing it, always wanted to do a porn. The dream is that I go there and get done up in such a way, I am unrecognizable, just looking the best. Have a tranny come in and do my make up, the way she likes it and gives me a preview of what ... Read full Story
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The Big Tiddy Goth Girl
Hannah and I went to the pool in my apartment complex. This was my first time dressed as female in public and I was loving my new, feminine tan lines. To keep a long story short, while tanning we were perv'd on and approached by a guy calling himself Mark. He was desperate for our attention and fumb... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1 by Spanky de Bautumn This is a story about how taking a play to New York City changed people's lives. A transgender coming of age story. I was born Harold Stanley Dayes, not a great name for a kid growing up. I know my parents loved me, but Harold was my mom's dad a... Read full Story
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the start of what to cum
I responded to an ad on Craigslist from some guy asking for help to move some furniture. He was paying pretty well and, after I practically laughed at him for asking if I could lift the furniture, he agreed to have me over to get it done. We moved everything around for what felt like hours, often mo... Read full Story
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Porn Princess
They say if you are going on a journey of revenge, to dig 2 graves, one for your enemy and one for yourself. I thought I understood the meaning of that saying, but never so much as right now. My name is Dan, and at the age of 21, I had been working for nearly 2 years as a production manager for ... Read full Story
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Dating all whole my life
Julia and Ilya, together 10 years It was more than 10 years and 2 children ago. In December 2005, we agreed to meet at the gate of my office after a working day. I did not go out godlessly for a long time (40 minutes from the appointed time), but he still waited. I hope he does not regret it ... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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My Noisy Upstairs Neighbors Part 2
In my previous post, "My Noisy Upstairs Neighbors," I shared the story of how I finally confronted my upstairs neighbors about the constant noise they were making. However, this encounter took a devastating turn, leading to a traumatic and deeply violating experience, when they raped me and filmed i... Read full Story
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A Game within a Game Part 1
Epilogue Rob came home from work. His wife Jenny was waiting for him. In her hands she held a letter. Jenny said: "We received this letter today. It is sad news from Marion S. We have met her and her husband John a few times - do you remember? John has had a car accident while driving fas... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Couple and a Tranny
There is a saying that a single man looking for companionship and good fortune will seek someone for marriage. Lydia and I met several months ago on an online dating site. We agreed to meet at a bar restaurant for drinks and initial meeting. She was at the bar wearing a yellow sundress, white painte... Read full Story
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The Only One
After talking to her online for several hours she invited me over to her house. I got dressed, jump in the car and drove over. I must have been overly excited because my cock was raging hard the entire drive over there. The house was gorgeous, and huge. I thought to myself that this house had to ha... Read full Story
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Threesome goes clubbing
Ft. Lauderdale is probably the most LGBT friendly city on the east coast. So many nice restaurants and clubs that welcome all and have many LGBT employees as well. Lydia and I have been married several months, we had met Joanne an absolute amazing transgender girl during a weekend trip to the Baha... Read full Story
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A Certain Perception
Kyra was not the girl of my dreams. I never DARED dream a woman that good would just walk into my life. She was smart, sassy, vivacious, intuitive, resourceful, and a real 'people person'. We met in an Internet chat room called "Working Girls". We're not talking about the kind you find in ... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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The Farm
“See you Sunday, baby,” said Marcus Jenkins to his wife, Tasha. “Alright! Have a good day at work,” the wireless phone company retail store manager smiled. “Love you, Kobe! Love you, Tiara,” the wastewater plant operator said to his offspring. “Love you, too, daddy,” the youngsters rang out in un... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag 2: At the Apartment
This is Part 2 to the article I wrote called "Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club." In that story I explained how I am 41 but look, feel and sound younger, that I shave myself smooth and like dressing in gurly panties and other female clothes to be a sissy femboy for older guys. A guy I met on ... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part One)
My wife is the picture of professionalism from 8 to 5, but after hours she is a sexual dynamo who loves men and women. Throughout our relationship she has introduced several of her gal pals into our bedroom, hot tub, shower, etc...you get the idea. Anyway, two weeks ago she let me know that one o... Read full Story
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Be My Bitch
After a long day at work, I get in my car, and look forward to the long drive home. It gives me time to unwind and relax. I try to forget about the hectic office and concentrate on my beautiful girlfriend waiting at home with that warm smile that she greets me with when I get there. However, tod... Read full Story
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A Series of Perverse Dreams, Part 1
My relationship with Hannah had always been mutual in the idea that neither one of us was ever truly the dominant one. It was an equal, balanced relationship of mutual fucking and sucking. However, I had REALLY enjoyed being made into a submissive sissy slut by Nikki. Something changed in me after o... Read full Story
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A Helping Hand
It was late on a Friday night when I heard my parents arguing. It always happened whenever they were getting ready to throw a big party. My mother played the role of party planner and handled all of the details, but between caterers, musicians, and the other help something always went haywire. My fa... Read full Story
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Horny Writing A Strange Habit
I enjoy watching videos which I can Vicariously live. This is nothing more than my horny hobby, an amalgamation of various thoughts. My form of hands free edging. Spell checked only, "No I haven't proof read a first draft, not trying to publish masterful works here." Hope to hear from those w... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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Filthy Little Beast
I had very few memories of my early childhood. The ones I did have were anything but pleasant. I did remember my mother and her blind hatred of my father and myself. She was very tall blonde woman with cold blue eyes named Monica. My mother always dressed in the most expensive leathers and satins in... Read full Story
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The Hotel Part 1
I knew when this started it would be like nothing I had ever done before. I drove up to the hotel early friday morning. I was checking in for seven days. Seven Days of non stop pounding of my asshole, Strapons, Crossdressing, fucked fem, huge dildos, and giant buttplugs are just a few of my fetishe... Read full Story
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A Christmas Tail Part 2
As I stepped off the elevator, following Angel into the room full of my ex-employee friends, I felt dazed, confused and incredibly embarrassed. They were all laughing hysterically at my maid's outfit. There were whistles and catcalls. I could hear various comments such as, "Well we can see t... Read full Story
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Working for a Living Chapter 6
I slid out of the old Ford truck driver's side door. Surprisingly, my legs felt a bit shaky as my feet hit the concrete driveway of the Malibu mansion. I nervously straightened my cut-off shorts as I walked around the truck. She was waiting by the tailgate with a big smile on her face. "Wow Jai... Read full Story
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An Invitation
"Oh come on,Sarah. There has to be a way." An innocuous enough statement, but that's how it all started. I'd just received an invite to Cressida's annual Christmas party which, maybe not on the Hollywood A list, was within the cognoscenti an occasion not to be missed. The soirees of ... Read full Story
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DISCOVERING BLACK COCK
To the greater Boston general public it was simply a small little known quite private night club located in the back part of Roxbury called The Black Rooster Bar. While in local Gay Community circles, insiders called this private by membership only pub, THE BLACK COCK CASTLE! When first learning... Read full Story
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Regina’s Double threat.
Hello guys, I recently ran into a former hater who was no longer the hater I had met years earlier. In fact, he had only treated me so horribly because of his own inner dark desires. When we met a few years ago at one of the clubs, he had been very abusive to me. He went out of his way to say hurtfu... Read full Story
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Our special trip
John and I were having a nice relaxing afternoon cuddled up on the couch watching TV. Our relationship was shifting from all about great sex to enjoying the time we spent together just being ourselves, with me dressed up of course, and the sex seemed to me to be more loving. I'd still seduced him at... Read full Story
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A Couple and Me
I have obsessions. I have compulsions. I suppose everyone has them but not many of us act on them. I do. Every chance I get. I obsess and compulse on being gang banged, or on anonymous sex or on sex with young guys (sometimes girls too). I get into bondage and being forced and sometimes on violent s... Read full Story
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Gangbanged at the beach
My BBC friend took me to the beach, where people make sex. We arrived in his van. I was in the back of the van, chained blind folded, with my mouth wide open and a huge horse dildo in my sissy pussy. Suddenly I hear the van door opening. I hear many voices of other men. My BBC friend was telling oth... Read full Story
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Uncle sweet Lover
Uncle Barney called me this morning and wanted me to keep my evening free. He wanted to meet me at the motel with a surprise for me. I was so excited and could hardly wait. I had to decide on something to wear, but when I thought about it, I realized that I wanted to wear something special. He would... Read full Story
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Filthy Little Beast Part 2
Chapter 8 The first thing that struck me was pink! More pink satin than I thought existed in the entire world. The walls were covered in baby pink satin curtains, the plush carpet was also baby pink. Like all the other rooms in this house of the bizarre the ceiling as a full mirror. There was a h... Read full Story
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Marcia Goes Back to School
Marcia was painfully nervous. She hadn't been able to eat very much in days. The upside was she was even skinnier which would make Mistress and her husband very happy. She'd always been thin and on the diet Mistress Carol had her on she was already thinner than she dreamed possible. Her anxious stom... Read full Story
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Stepping Out
All through the next week we searched through almost all the online dating sites and it was the same as before. Some wanted just me or just Deena, but not the both of us together. One good result was that I found a trans gender support group and they were going to meet on the next Tuesday which was ... Read full Story
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My Sugar Daddy Spanked Me & My Girlfriend (I screwed up again)
In my last fantasy article I explained how my Sugar Daddy allows me to date girls since I am bisexual and attracted to them too, but they, and in fact anyone, are not allowed to touch me intimately without explicit permission from my Daddy. Anytime a girl wants to touch me: kiss, hold hands, put her... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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Aunt Cindy's Bizarre World
My name was Jim Rogers Jr. at one time. I was born and raised in a small town in a rural county in Oklahoma. My father James had been the pastor of the local Pentecostal Assembly of Jesus. Dad was what was known an ultra conservative hell fire and brimstone preacher. My mother's name was Allison. Sh... Read full Story
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A Crossdresser Gets Fitted
Not long ago I was out shopping and stopped at one of the clothing outlet stores that I frequent when looking for sexy clothes and shoes to wear when I go out clubbing or to wear in my adult videos. I was looking through the display rack of my favorite brand of pantyhose, trying to find the colors I... Read full Story
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Bikini Boy
I was the boy my father had hoped for after 3 daughters before me. Life in our suburban middle class two-story house was as normal as anyone else's. My dad was a loving father bringing me up and doing the things a father likes to do with his son – baseball, fishing, camping, working the garage... Read full Story
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Sabbatical or Continuous Gang Bang?
My twin sister Laura had already left to go back to college this fall season, but I had decided to take off a semester as I was totally burnt out on school and needed a break. We were twins but not identical though we did look a lot alike and roughly the same size me being a few inches taller. My... Read full Story
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First Sexual Crossdress Experience
How my secretary found out I'm a bi TV and how me and my TV friend educate her into some of the more zany aspects of TV sex. *** As I laid back against the wall of the toilet with my nylon-clad thighs spread wide and my erect cock jutting up lewdly from between them, the wooden door in front o... Read full Story
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Young Sissy Chapter 1
I don't know how long I was under...days, weeks...who knows, maybe even months. Reality blurred with nightmares as I felt my flesh being cut into by cold scalpels and stuck with needles, filling me with horribly persuasive dreams of a beautiful new body. I tried to imagine myself as a man, just to s... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
My Party Favor Fantasy A fictional story built around an old fantasy of mine I ran a notice on one of those sex sites that said” Help me fulfill my fantasy and I bet we take care of some of yours also. Hi there, I am Penny and I am a total bottom trans w... Read full Story
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Jamie is taken Part 3
When this process was completed the Chinese gentleman s turned to his new acquisition in the floor. He lifted him up from the floor and deposited him on a high-backed chair; his legs still folded up, and tied him to it. Then he removed the strap from around his throat and instead shoved ... Read full Story
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Growing up CD
Peter, Max and I played together like that for the rest of the weekend. We must have sucked each other's cocks at least 10 times over the three days. Peter and I were both physically drained. Max just seemed to be insatiable for our bodies. He didn't want us to go. He kept on saying how much he ... Read full Story
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Cab Driver
I already have a raging hard on, and it is only 9pm. I have my clothes for the evening laid out on the bed before me, and my cock, balls and ass are newly shaved. I have decided to wear all black tonight: black lacy panties, bra and suspender belt, sheer black stockings, and a tight black dress that... Read full Story
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New Orleans TS dream come true..
In was on New Orleans running water for the victims of Katrina in 2005. I went down to Bourbon St several times an one night I walked into adult fetish store and as I was looking around there was what appeared to be a very beautiful black woman bending over with a very short skirt on. I was admirin... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 03 by derezzed ©
Chapter 3 – The Night Out Michael woke up on Monday morning feeling quite relaxed. The sun filtered in through the blinds towards him. He felt warm from the gentle rays. As Michael became more alert, he examined his surroundings. The feeling of silk sheets wrapped around him and Alexis's arm casu... Read full Story
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The New Nii
The bedroom door opened and the two lovers walked down the hall into the living room side by side. Deena was wearing her nightshirt that she wore a lot, and Jeffery was nude, and he picked up his clothes that I had put on the chair and began to get dressed. “Jeffery is going to go and get dinner an... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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Shopping plus extras!!!
Hi, so as you can probably imagine I buy a lot of underwear and have a few favourite places to shop. My favourite by far is Ann Summers. The range is great and the staff are so helpful . Anyway back to the story. So I decided to go get some new underwear to see in the new year, I got myself up and d... Read full Story
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Feminized By My Mother Chapter 2
My mom was staying in as were Jen's parents so we parked on a dark road and made out while I fingered her. Her panties were absolutely drenched when I was finished, and she rubbed her hand inside them and used her pussy juice to jerk me off, I spurted all over my pants and she laughed. "I ho... Read full Story
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