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The Ebony TS of my dreams
This story is about one of the most memorable piece of cocks I've ever experienced in my 30 plus years of getting fucking. I just thought I'd write it down and share it simply because I'll never forget it and because I'm a married man and it most likely will never happen again. It happened about ... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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An alumni gathering like no other; 2/2
... I opened my eyes, sobered up from the alcohol and my lust. Simo had already left. I had to get ready for the party, and I had to do it like a man! BUT, slut that I am, to make my breasts more prominent under my dark purple tank top, I tightened a transparent strap around my waist. You never kno... Read full Story
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lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops
Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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Hot Trannys & Ebony Shemale Cum
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First Encounter (Mexican Travesti)
I grew up near the U.S.-Mexico border and am ½ Mexican Hispanic and ½ Anglo (white). I visited Nogales Senora on the Mexican side on and off during my teen years. As a young adult, I was fearless and sometimes went across alone to visit the strip clubs, get a cheap lunch, or look for Mexican sweetie... Read full Story
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sex-agenarian's onanic lust
An onanic lust of a sex-agenarian that I am; I'M IN BIG HEAT; it's the season of bodily reunions in nature... I'm like an elephant(e) waiting to be satisfied. My cloaca is starting to titillate at the mere sight (look hah!) of a guy's swollen crotch on the street... I activated all my sensors to sa... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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Girl from Uncle
Tonight, I have to tell it all. It’s no secret that my uncle and I had a very special bond he had been eyeing me with those adventurous eyes from the time that I was 14 years old. And frankly I enjoy his ogling. I could feel my nipples get so hard when he looked through me with those alert and spark... Read full Story
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KING OF TRANNY CHASERS ENTRY 1
IT WAS AROUND 1AM AND MY GIRL FRIEND GINA AND I ARE GOING AT IT.HER NAKED BODY WAS HANGING OFF THE BED IN DOGGY.HER BIG CARAMEL ASS CHEEKS JIGGLED AS A POUNDED FROM BEHIND. SHE WAS SCREAMING "YES BABY" AND MOANING NON STOP..AS BEAUTIFUL AS SHE LOOKED AND HOW AMAZING HER BACK SHOTS WERE LOOKING..W... Read full Story
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My Futanari Dreamgirl
My Futanari Dreamgirl I opened the door and there it was, just swinging between her legs. Big and veiny with a bright pink head. My roommate Jesse didn't notice me walk into the bathroom. She had just stepped out of the shower and was toweling off her hair. Her eyes were covered by the towel... Read full Story
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Late Night Snack (Touch me in the morning)
I was awakened abruptly by someone banging on my door at 1am. At first, I thought it might be Harry, the man who replaced Mr. Cobb in my bed a few nights ago. He had been persistent and horny constantly. I think it was because fucking trans women like me was new to him and he hadn’t got enough of th... Read full Story
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Police House Call
My heart was beating a mile a minute when I heard the knock on my door. I was hoping that it might be Beau, or Larry, or if I’m lucky it would be Tom Cobb. He asked me to call him Tommy. I had been thinking about him recently. Bo and I had banged the night before, but I was as horny as ever. Larry w... Read full Story
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Thai Ladyboy
One year ago, when I was 19 I went back to Thailand. The year before was to see the sights and explore the country, the second was more exploring and more fun, the third and final time was to get with as many ladyboys as possible. I had always been curious about trans women. Im not attracted to ... Read full Story
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Thai Ladyboy
One year ago, when I was 19 I went back to Thailand. The year before was to see the sights and explore the country, the second was more exploring and more fun, the third and final time was to get with as many ladyboys as possible. I had always been curious about trans women. Im not attracted to ... Read full Story
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Regina's scary, and sexy Blind Date
I had just finished doing my makeup, finally deciding which blush to use, and I thought I had some time for my meditation. However, Mr. Cobb was early. The gold minidress I wore showed enough legs, ass and tits to make any man horny, and the strappy tanned five-inch sandals, made me feel majestic ... Read full Story
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Sweet Encore
I was alone tonight and feeling just a bit paranoid as I listened to the soft music. The soothing sounds put me in a seductive mood, but It seemed that all my lovers were too busy for me, or they had other plans. Uncle Barney and my detective were probably home being dutiful husbands. Bo was under h... Read full Story
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Clinton
"How many inches?" she asked. "Twelve," he said. "Really?" "Really." "If you're lying, you're just wasting your time." And mine, she thought. "I'm not." "Okay, then. It's a date." Tiffany hoped the jerk was te... Read full Story
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Lost Girlfriend Part 2
I was in a pretty pissed off mood for a few days, having just lost my latest hot Tg girlfriend, Kelli to Alesha, a well hung black Tg, and decided to go to my favorite exotic dancers club. I recently had some interesting adventures with several of the dancers, I wrote that up in a 2 part short ... Read full Story
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Hot Slutty Sissy
Hello, It’s me, and. I am about to make a big decision and right now I am dedicated to my fantasy. I got a call today from one of my ex boyfriends. I got so horny when I heard his voice that my nipples turn to steel. My titties seem to respond to the sound of his vibrating baritone. I couldn’t refu... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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Panty Town
Chapter One -- Jamie Jamie Sanders did not think he was a sissy. Growing up, he played with trucks and showed his innate male aggression though soldiers games with the other boys. He climbed trees and watched baseball with his Dad and brother. Unfortunately, by the time he was in eighth grad... Read full Story
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A Trans-Lesbian Montreal Love Affair!
St. Catherine’s Street in downtown Montreal is one of the world’s most vibrant streets and entertainment corridors. Known for its energetic, exciting and often crowded venues, it is lined with quality restaurants, theatres and many popular nightclub establishments. St. Catherine’s ... Read full Story
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My First Sex with Tgirl
This is story about me......Hope you all enjoy it I was 19 years old and itching to have sex like every normal teenager. Years of jerking off to porn had only expanded my imagination and made me want to fuck a girl even more. I was turned on by just about anything and everything except gay porn. Ev... Read full Story
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DISCOVERING BLACK COCK
To the greater Boston general public it was simply a small little known quite private night club located in the back part of Roxbury called The Black Rooster Bar. While in local Gay Community circles, insiders called this private by membership only pub, THE BLACK COCK CASTLE! When first learning... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 01
XtinaSmith2017 Ash gawped at his mother, incredulous as to what she had just said. He understood the basic premise of what had happened, but the reasoning she must have had absolutely baffled him. "Why?! Why would you do that?!" He pleaded, voice light and desperate. She shrugged, looking acr... Read full Story
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A Series of Perverse Dreams, Part 2
Three or four days had passed since my torrid alley way dream. Hannah had recently come over to share a few glasses of wine and a steamy fuck session in the shower. She had definitely embraced the ways of edging I had shown her because when she came in my mouth I could barely contain the massive amo... Read full Story
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Little cock convention
They came from all over the nation to downtown LA convention center. It was the "Little Cock Convention" I watched as men from all races and status came in. Sometimes they came with their wives,friends,Mistresses,lovers, or even their boyfriends. I was on Guard duty and walking the conven... Read full Story
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Sissy schoolgirl and her black daddy
I can't believe this is happening right now. Here I am, a 16 year old white boy dressed in the sluttiest schoolgirl costume and makeup I have ever seen, being barebacked by an older, married black man. How'd I get so lucky?! Let me start at the beginning... It was summer time. As always I spent m... Read full Story
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Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
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Tortured by the T-Girl Tutor
Duncan didn't quite know how to handle it. He'd planned on a quiet Winter Break. Sleeping til noon, watching too much television and eating tons of junk food. That kind of stuff. He had a whole two weeks off from community college. At school, he was an outcast. They say life gets better after hi... Read full Story
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Intense
Holding to my word, I didn't let the incident with Billy and his friends scare me away from Bailey; I kept seeing her, even after the beating I took. To be honest, I'm not sure if he was trying to lay low or what, but Billy seemed to keep his distance from me for a while...thankfully. Bailey and ... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 03
XtinaSmith2017 Ash looked himself over in his bedroom mirror critically, finding himself oddly self-conscious about his looks. He had been texting Laura all throughout the day and they had agreed that dressing pretty casual would draw the least suspicion, so he had. He wore a simple patterned ... Read full Story
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The wonderful adventures of miss K: Down by the river...
Miss K and Tracy walked through the park by the Gateway Arch, content to spend a nice spring day enjoying the outdoors instead of another piece of flesh. Tracy had one a pair of short, tight daisy dukes with a light pink crop top that showed off her tight stomach and nice legs. Miss K herself... Read full Story
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A Fairy Tale Part 1
=-=-Chapter One-=-= "Heather?" My boyfriend was knocking on the bathroom door. "What's wrong, are you okay? Heather?" "Yeah..." I swallowed thickly and that was a mistake. I threw up some more, kneeling on the floor, feeling like I was dying. "Heather?&q... Read full Story
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Naples
I had been at sea about a month when my ship pulled into Naples, Italy. The only action I had seen had been slipping away to my hiding place on the ship to jack my dick on a regular basis. I was ready to find some Italian pussy. I was slim about 6' with blonde hair and a fat 7" cock that ... Read full Story
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First Gay Experience
Me and a buddy decided to go see a rock concert at the Great Western Forum (that's what the Staples Center was called back then). I was 21 at the time, horny all the time and could never get enough pussy. So we go to the concert in our own cars since his brother lived nearby and he was going ther... Read full Story
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Brazilian Heat
At twenty-six I did something I had been trying to do since I was eighteen. I finally took the vacation I wanted. Ever since my freshman year of college I had been trying to get to Brazil for spring break. Spring Breaks came and went and never once did I make it to Brazil. All I knew was that I was ... Read full Story
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Francis Meets a Black Stud Part 4
After I got back to my camper, I packed a bowl and took a few quick hits. I then quickly straightened myself up. My dick was rock hard and I really needed release and desperately wanted to return to my man and worship his cock some more. I needed to cum so bad, but I did not want to until he said th... Read full Story
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The Creators: Book One by
Chapter One: The Life Giver BRANDON My twin sister is dead, but she’s not gone. Death is a tragedy in the remote village of Towerhead, but it’s not a rarity. Farming accidents, disease, famine, natural disasters, you name it, it kills people in Towerhead. So, six years ago, when the oxen-pul... Read full Story
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A new start in life
“In life, finding a voice is speaking and living the truth. Each of you is an original. Each of you has a distinctive voice. When you find it, your story will be told. You will be heard.” John, living outside Boston, being your average accountant working with Gillette, had gone through a messy di... Read full Story
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Black Transsexual Nation
Big black transsexual women are truly beautiful. And the big and sexy bisexual and heterosexual men who love us are truly wonderful. I ought to know, I'm one of these magnificent black transsexual ladies. My name is Amanda Joan Baxter, friends call me A.J. I'm a big and tall, big-breasted, wide-hipp... Read full Story
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First Time: How I Love Cock
The first time I ever sucked a dick was when I was around 12 years old. I was at a sleep over with a friend. We were camped out in his backyard in a tent and he started things out tentatively by asking about my luck with the ladies, which was non-existent. Then he suggested that since neither of us ... Read full Story
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The Farm
“See you Sunday, baby,” said Marcus Jenkins to his wife, Tasha. “Alright! Have a good day at work,” the wireless phone company retail store manager smiled. “Love you, Kobe! Love you, Tiara,” the wastewater plant operator said to his offspring. “Love you, too, daddy,” the youngsters rang out in un... Read full Story
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Homework
Daniel was a 15 year old teenager, like any boy his age, he was full of hormones and sexual fantasies for every pretty girl that passed in front of him. In the last weeks of the school year, the history teacher had a child and was absent from school, being replaced by teacher Marlene, a trans woman.... Read full Story
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Fender Bender Chapter 2
The bright sun shining through the window woke me up, for a moment I was confused and disoriented. Then it all came back to me. I had sex with Mark and Susan James last night and I was still wearing a pink baby doll nighty and matching panties she had given me to put on before we went to bed. I w... Read full Story
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After Church
I was just horny. All of the time. I just wanted to fuck someone in the worst way. 18 years old, never had a date. Too skinny, too weird. I wore my hair long, not a very hairy body, not very athletic. Just a skinny kid who didn't get any attention. Lot of church girls in the bible belt but they were... Read full Story
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Fooled Into Love by a Beautiful Transexual
A fictional, steamy love story about a Man’s first experience with a Shemale... a real take charge kinda girl! Maria Lopez was an absolutely stunning 23 yr old Puerto Rican Goddess. I remember the first time I laid eyes on her, bent over inside her hatchback Toyota, pulling out a hanging fern pla... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut and Stepdads part 2
My mother kicked Frankie out and swore that he was the last loser she would ever date. She believed that we were still having sex, and she was right. Pure raw animal lust drove us, and It was even better when we sneaked and got. That nervous adrenaline mixed with my passion and made me super horny a... Read full Story
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The Next Level
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
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Gargantua
Women do not have penises or testicles. These sex organs are specific to men. As the boy in Kindergarten Cop demonstrates, even young children are aware of this most fundamental fact of life. However, in the genre of erotic fantasy art known as futanari, hermaphroditic "dickgirls" defy nat... Read full Story
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Dating all whole my life
Julia and Ilya, together 10 years It was more than 10 years and 2 children ago. In December 2005, we agreed to meet at the gate of my office after a working day. I did not go out godlessly for a long time (40 minutes from the appointed time), but he still waited. I hope he does not regret it ... Read full Story
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