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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
So this was my second time with Destiny, a really cool Latina CD/Sissy who had just turned 22. You might want to read my first goaround with her title, “Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny” as it will give background and context here. After our first encounter, she signaled that she was definitely... Read full Story
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A Fantasy - Part 3
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Chinese Apple Turnover
I crashed harder than anytime ever in my life and my dreams were fucking vivid. I dreamt of being fucked. And of sucking huge cock and getting face fucked so hard that I was cock drunk and high from holding my breath so much. But so really horny from him doing that, so into that cock. Of Jax f... Read full Story
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A Fantasy - Part 2
Paula begins to grown, ohhing and ahhing. I suck hard and swirl my tongue around on the head of her cock. Sharon has pushed her dildo all the way into my ass and begins to pump my ass with a slow, steady rhythm. Paula holds my head in place and begins to thrust her cock into my mouth harder. "I'm go... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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Being Shemale Part II
After sometime the driver left. Night Two I was again ready by 10 Pm as usual wearing make up and sexy night outfit. My push up bra helped my breast look very attractive looked perfect with my slim body I was standing as usual in the balcony around 11 PM and the driver stopped by again.... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag 2: At the Apartment
This is Part 2 to the article I wrote called "Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club." In that story I explained how I am 41 but look, feel and sound younger, that I shave myself smooth and like dressing in gurly panties and other female clothes to be a sissy femboy for older guys. A guy I met on ... Read full Story
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Bangkok Night with Thai Ladyboy Dancer
I was visiting Thailand back in the 90s and was blown away by the “Potpourri” of sites, sounds, and smells (not all of them good) of this city. Beautiful women were at every corner and very friendly to foreigners. I went out with a group of guys on the town after dark to check out the go-go bar scen... Read full Story
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Philippines Vacation with a Dominant Big Cock Ladyboy
I am still in a state of unbelievable joy that I was lucky enough to experience this but I 100% did and I can’t stop thinking about it as I thought things like this only happen in porn or fantasies. Buckle up because this is a wild one and happened in Manila May 2024. I had the opportunity to vi... Read full Story
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Ladyboy Switch Story
I am messed up with how I feel about this. I still love looking at women. I love tits and arse. I like the soft feel of women – kissing them and feeling their bodies. I don’t look at men in public and get turned on – men with clothes on do nothing for me. Put me somewhere that I can see those same m... Read full Story
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Chicago TG Romance (part 2)
As you must read part one of this story, one of the most interesting and attractive T-girls I have met is sleeping beside me in my motel room after a wonderful evening of being together. Beth awakened around 4am and got up to go to the bathroom. She was brushing her teeth and heard me stirring, I di... Read full Story
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Very Impatient on a sex fanstay
Are you ready for this Mish?" "Not really but it's too late to back out now." I stood in a dark alley before a metal door shaking with both anxiety and the cold, waiting for the door slot to open and for the night to begin. I wouldn't admit it to my friend Simone but secretly I hoped we would ... Read full Story
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Liberty meeting , Chapter2
When she strums again on her keyboard, I feel that it sinks imperceptibly but inexorably into me. - Relax my darling, Mirella told me, masturbating me with an expert hand. At the start, I have rather pleasant sensations. Being completely submissive to this machine without being able to stop... Read full Story
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A very special lady
I knocked at the door, unsure of what to expect. Living in a big city for the last year, where I didn't really know anybody, had certainly put a crimp in my sex life. Where I used to live, in a much smaller town, during my high school years, I'd been able to get my dick into many tight, warm and wil... Read full Story
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Natacha's dungeon,
Natacha's dungeon, For a long time, I have loved wearing lingerie because it always gives me so much excitement to contemplate myself as a woman in front of my mirror. I learned a long time ago to memorize feminine gestures and attitudes while perched on my pumps. I also know how to put on ma... Read full Story
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Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny
A real life story of my one and only time deflowering someone and being their first real encounter, I was 27 at the time and she was 21. I am absolutely convinced that Trans girls and CDs have a bit of a 6th sense when it comes to perceiving which guys are into them even in a public situation. I ... Read full Story
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My first TG lover
I first met Holli at the gymnasium of our apartment complex. Since it was around 6:00 am on a Sunday morning, I didn’t expect to see anyone that early. At first just like we all do, the customary good morning, small talk, and it usually stops there, but there was just something that drew my attentio... Read full Story
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First Time I tasted Tgirl Sperm
I met a Mexican Trans girl online from Hermosillo and we hit it off and corresponded for a a few months. The vibe was good and ended up deciding that I would help her pay the $140 bucks for her 6-month tourist visa to come up and visit..the process took forever but once she got it, I booked her a pl... Read full Story
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Lady Denisa's Gang Banged
The young black youth aged eighteen was lying on the bed while I mounted him for the third time that day. I used his cock and muscular body shamefully to bring myself off with no thought for his pleasure. Kenny was my toy boy, an aircraftsman from the base my husband commanded when he wasn't away on... Read full Story
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Samantha sissy TGTF
Theme and genre of the story: The genre is about gender bender, futanari, gay, physical transformations of the body, magic and biology, the kink in particular that must excite in the story is the perversion of the transformation of the body and mind through a magical element that manipulates biol... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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Casino Girl
I had been working as a casino dealer for several years and would occasionally meet some very attractive women and chat. Asian women have always been attractive to me, whether the exotic appearance or maybe because my Mom was Pacific Islander, and a lot of people thought I was Asian. Mia was a bit... Read full Story
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SheMale Pussy and Cock
I once had a friend who always said "never fuck anything you can't bench-press". He was right, the biggest benefit of having sex with someone smaller and lighter than you is you can lift them easily ! On a recent trip to Thailand I couldn't take my eye's off a stunning, short, tiny but ... Read full Story
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I and the old man's story 后面中文
I am from Chongqing, a boy who loves his father. When I was young, my neighbor aunt always said I looked like my sister, like a beautiful girl. At that time, my family was relatively poor. My Sister, my parents, and my family of four lived in public rental housing of less than 30 square meters. Star... Read full Story
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Tgirl
The year is 2044. My name is Robert. I am 26. Light brown hair. Dark brown eyes. 5' 9", 122 pounds. I work for a supercomputer research and development firm. Like many young men at the leading edge of technology, I am transgendered. My counselor is Dr. Elizabeth Paris. Under her con... Read full Story
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Lady Regina
I know that many say that I I’m a coward because I am comfortable living in the closet as a part time female and not expressing my special female side completely. My friends all tell me to go out and have fun and not worry about what people say or think. In spite of that, and because of the prudish... Read full Story
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Tipping Point -- Chapter 1: Blow by Blow
Chapter 1: Blow by Blow October 12th Thursday evening. Tick, tick tick... the minutes pass by while Nick lies on his back, staring at the white ceiling fan that hovers above. He raises his head, bats his eye lashes, and yawns. His long, wavy, auburn hair falls down his back with small curls. ... Read full Story
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Slut /W Bad Boy
I was excited as always because I was about to go out in public and hopefully I will meet some horny man with some money and get laid. Now, to make sure that I am a picture of femininity, I double checked my makeup in several mirrors from many angles. My lips were perfect and I made sure my cheeks b... Read full Story
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Cheating Sissy Wife chapter2
My sweetheart Keith is back from his road trip and we were about to make up for lost time. He didn’t even want me to fix dinner. Instead he said that we would order pizza later. Meanwhile we started making out right there on the couch. We were both horny and anxious to get next to each other. I felt... Read full Story
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TG Neighbor
With Christmas and New Year’s over, the weather here in Florida has become cooler, 45 degrees last night and it will be in the mid-sixties for the rest of the week. We live in a sub-division right off the waterway, very private. My neighbor usually comes down around Christmas and stays until tax ti... Read full Story
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Chinese Extremes Part 6
If Lien had expected that life as one of Master's special slaves would be easier she was sadly mistaken. As one his chosen few she was expected to perform much, much better to all other slaves. This meant a much harder schedule than all the others had. When Lien had been a house-slave she had never ... Read full Story
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Betrayed Chapter 10
I would have loved to be waiting at the gate at O'Hare when Dianna de-planed from L.A. that Sunday night. I had to settle for the Baggage Claim Area. Those people working for the Transportation Security Administration have no sense of humor. I guess at eight dollars an hour, they can't afford one. T... Read full Story
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Lesser of Two Evils
My name is Eric. At 21, I was working as the IT guy at a prominent Caribbean cruise company. My days were usually pretty boring. Fixing computer problems were usually a no brainer for me. People are so stupid when it comes to how they use their machines that I assume there will always be a need for ... Read full Story
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Virgin Slut Cravings.
There have been so many times that I have had to hide how I felt because I lived my life denying who I was. I was a closet queen who was pretending to be normal. Some might have guessed my secret if they were observant. I didn't do things that other boys my age did. I love hanging out at home like a... Read full Story
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Backsliding: Tim's Story
Every man has a weakness, but not everyman knows what that weakness is until it is too late. The story I'm about to tell is something I'm not entirely proud of. My name is Tim. I'm a 22-year-old college student at California State University. I'm almost at the end of my senior year studying to be... Read full Story
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Becoming a Shemale's Bitch
I just got into town and spent the whole day moving in and cleaning my new apartment. I didn't have much furniture but the place needed a lot of cleaning. I saw their was a bar a few blocks away from my apartment and decided to go out for something to eat. It was around five o'clock when I walk... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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He Could Have R*ped Me!
This guy was so big, taller than me and I'm 6 feet, and bigger, not fat, just right for his big size, and I am so skinny, except for my tummy, that he could have pinned me down and forced himself onto and into me against my will, and no matter how much I'd struggle with him and fight back, he could ... Read full Story
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Duel With the Devil, Chapter 20 of The Greatest Liar
Duel With The Devil This is a work of fiction. All characters (including the narrator), celebrities, places, residences, neighborhoods, restaurants, legal agreements and proceedings, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any r... Read full Story
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Regina" s Love session
As Tommy entered the apartment, I couldn’t help but notice that his cock was suddenly excited and outstanding tonight and I knew the reason. I smiled to myself with confidence because my l attire was getting the job done. I was wearing my shocking pink sheer lingerie with the frilly top that accen... Read full Story
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Santa & Mrs. Claus
In my story called "Santa Likes Fembois" here I explained that I discovered that last Christmas when Santa Claus visited my house then made me suck on his cock before fucking my boypussy. He also gave me an actual present: a winning lottery ticket. Well, with that multi-million dollar winning ticket... Read full Story
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How I Became Chrissy the Caged Sissy
I am a sissy, or femboy, or tgurl, or shemale? Well either way I like wearing female clothes and being treated like a girl, especially in the bedroom, and now I also like being locked up in a chastity cage that I wear 24/7 now. This is the story of how I became a caged sissy: "Put it on and ... Read full Story
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Girl from Uncle
Tonight, I have to tell it all. It’s no secret that my uncle and I had a very special bond he had been eyeing me with those adventurous eyes from the time that I was 14 years old. And frankly I enjoy his ogling. I could feel my nipples get so hard when he looked through me with those alert and spark... Read full Story
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Transsexual Actresses Part 1
The adult entertainment market includes thousands of videos and DVD's featuring transsexual actresses. Some of the more popular of these celebrities have their own web pages. Brief profiles of some of these actresses, including a list of their films, appears after the initial list. Adriana Ventur... Read full Story
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My Black Transsexual Goddess
Another day in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. Gosh I am bored. I walk through the corridors of the Carleton University library, yawning and stretching at the prospect of an all-nighter because my take-home midterm is due in the morning. As I make my way to my usual spot on the second floor, a wide-eye... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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Uncle sweet Lover
Uncle Barney called me this morning and wanted me to keep my evening free. He wanted to meet me at the motel with a surprise for me. I was so excited and could hardly wait. I had to decide on something to wear, but when I thought about it, I realized that I wanted to wear something special. He would... Read full Story
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Couple and a Tranny
There is a saying that a single man looking for companionship and good fortune will seek someone for marriage. Lydia and I met several months ago on an online dating site. We agreed to meet at a bar restaurant for drinks and initial meeting. She was at the bar wearing a yellow sundress, white painte... Read full Story
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Transsexual Actresses Part 2
On the way to Florida, in 1992, Meghan stopped in New Orleans, Louisiana. Her visit to this city lasted an unexpected five years, during which time she began her transformation into a transwoman. A popular nightclub, Papa Joe's, was looking for a replacement for a transsexual who had played Madonna,... Read full Story
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Just a Fantasy (one of many)
A lady, Sharon, calls me up to shoot a video for her business. The spokes-person, Paula, is a petite, beautiful Asian shemale with perfect c-cup size breasts. During the interview scene, I can see she's getting an erection, and then Sharon comes over and kneels down before Paula and spreads Paula's ... Read full Story
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An Arse To Die For
I'd arrived in Honolulu in the early evening from Sydney and got a cab straight to my brother-in-law's apartment on Kuhio, which he'd lent me for a fortnight while he was up in Europe on business. It's in an ideal situation, a couple of blocks back from all the hotels and Waikiki Beach. I slept l... Read full Story
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Blue collar Master, white collar slave Part 2
About an hour later I was once again naked except for my chastity pouch and my stilettos and once again I was screaming and crying, my body covered with angry red welts from Master Darren's whip. On my knees crying and begging I held his cock in my hands, trying to give the best handjob ... Read full Story
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Mandy Awakens Dave's Desires
We had been flirting across the bar for several weeks at this point. She was just so easy to talk to. Although she wasn't stunningly beautiful, she was quite attractive. Mandy is about 5'2" or so, 110 pounds. She has a light complexion to go with her strawberry blond hair, which she wear... Read full Story
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A Fairy Tale Part 1
=-=-Chapter One-=-= "Heather?" My boyfriend was knocking on the bathroom door. "What's wrong, are you okay? Heather?" "Yeah..." I swallowed thickly and that was a mistake. I threw up some more, kneeling on the floor, feeling like I was dying. "Heather?&q... Read full Story
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