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FORMATION D'AMOUR ⚧️ 💗 ⚧️
Kyla essuya la sueur de ses yeux, puis essuya le liquide de sa main, tout en s'appuyant sur son balai. Ce putain de jour était trop chaud, bien trop chaud. Elle regarda autour d'elle : le vestiaire vide était complètement immobile, attendant patiemment d'être nettoyé, son air saturé de l'odeur de... Read full Story
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UNE HISTOIRE DE SISSY BIMBO ⚧️ ⚧️
"Qu'est ce que je fais ici?" Ce n'était pas la première fois que Max se posait cette question ce soir. Il détestait les rassemblements avec beaucoup de monde, il détestait les fêtes et il détestait particulièrement les soirées costumées. Et pourtant il était là. Pas seulement lors d'une soirée costu... Read full Story
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MON NOUVEL ENTRAÎNEUR ⚧️ ⚧️
« Alors, tu as besoin d'une place ? elle a demandé. Des mèches de cheveux roux, qui étaient tombés de sa queue de cheval, encadraient son visage alors qu'elle me regardait. "Hummm bien sûr," mentis-je. L'équipement de la station de développé couché où je m'entraînais était conçu pour être utilisé... Read full Story
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ÉCOLE FÉMININE ⚧️ ⚧️
Tim s'était toujours demandé ce que c'était que d'être une fille. Lui, bien sûr, savait à quoi ressemblait être un homme, mais à quoi ressemblait être une femme ? Il savait que sa sœur allait à des rendez-vous et avait des courbes et des seins que lui n'avait pas. Et penser comme une... Read full Story
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UN GROS EFFET SECONDAIRE ⚧️ ⚧️
Je me suis réveillé en me sentant comme tous les matins pendant des mois, extatique. Il n'y a pas d'autre façon de décrire ce que je ressens quand je me réveille le matin. Je me suis levé de mon oreiller, j'ai déclenché l'alarme et j'étais hors du lit en quelques secondes. Je ne ... Read full Story
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my new life with my sister-in-law
Yesterday, I went to visit my brother's newly-divorced ex-sister-in-law in her brand-new apartment. It was meant to be a friendly visit and an opportunity to discuss her new start in life. To describe her to you, she's a slightly chubby woman in her forties, blonde hair, blue eyes, very charming wit... Read full Story
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A Series of Perverse Dreams, Part 2
Three or four days had passed since my torrid alley way dream. Hannah had recently come over to share a few glasses of wine and a steamy fuck session in the shower. She had definitely embraced the ways of edging I had shown her because when she came in my mouth I could barely contain the massive amo... Read full Story
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Bimbo Bombshell - Chapters 1-2-3
Bimbo Bombshell - Chapter One: Singled Out! Even though it was Friday, the bar wasn't particularly crowded that night. I never knew what hit me. This Gorgeous Blonde bombshell, starts flirting with me right a my table. I found myself wondering why this glamorous beauty, had chosen me. I was... Read full Story
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The Three of Us
Imagine you are a lonely person on the inside, and just wanting all your life to be loved for who you are. Holli Artigas, was just that person. Wondering whether her obsession with Jon Silva, a football star, was from a casual encounter, or was she truly fond of him? Growing up in the Sao Paulo, ... Read full Story
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Liberty meeting, chapter1
On a beautiful summer day, my phone rings. It's Steve, the boss of a transvestite company who calls me. - Hello Sandra, I have four new friends waiting for you at the club. - Thanks for thinking of me, I'll be right there, I said, hanging up. I am happy with his call because I always meet ... Read full Story
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The first requirement of a deal with Dominatrix Persephone.e
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My friend Barbara,
My friend Barbara, I look forward to welcoming Barbara. She is a lovely brunette with blue eyes who likes to make love without taboos. She knows how to bring our fantasies to life by imagining exciting role-playing games. - You're going to fall in love when you discover my underwear, she assur... Read full Story
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LE PROGRAMME D'ÉCHANGE SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Kristy a travaillé pour Le Matriarcat. Cela semblait plus officiel que ça ne l'était vraiment. Comme si c'était un "Nouvel Ordre Mondial". C'était en fait un club dirigé par des femmes spécialisées dans certains services que les hommes paient grassement. Cela pourrait être appelé prostitution selon ... Read full Story
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LE GRAND PASSE-TEMPS DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Je me souviens d'une époque plus simple, avant d'être ce que je suis maintenant. Malheureusement, je ne saurai jamais ce qui aurait pu être. Je ne pourrai jamais revenir en arrière. Je ne pourrai jamais revenir à ce qui était autrefois. C'était il y a seulement 2 ans. Je suis Harvey. J'étais à l'... Read full Story
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Lust and Love with Leona
This is a work of fiction. * The days after I fucked with Leona I spent alone. She has told me that she was going for shoot in the Bahamas for a week. I was a man who had everything in terms of material comforts, and there was not a girl I couldn't pull in a bar. But I found that I could not s... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles au lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il profitait d'un dernier été avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un salaud ou un douchebag, c... Read full Story
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I have been out dune by my little brother by a big difference hi
I am 32 years old and my lady who was 46 and my little brother who was just 14 years old then wanted to have some fun and get my woman who was just the right for him he was just out of his mind about her and I was like I'm all about it and I was thinking that I was going to be the big cock an h... Read full Story
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The Creators: Book One by
Chapter One: The Life Giver BRANDON My twin sister is dead, but she’s not gone. Death is a tragedy in the remote village of Towerhead, but it’s not a rarity. Farming accidents, disease, famine, natural disasters, you name it, it kills people in Towerhead. So, six years ago, when the oxen-pul... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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bi to sissy caught and turned
It was during a Wednesday nite supper this past April when Penny my wife of seven years, suddenly looked me straight in the eyes while calling me a GAY COCKSUCKER ! Instantly while I swallowed hard and quickly looked away from her, my worse dreaded fears in life had somehow just become reality! So ... Read full Story
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La heredera 4 (penúltimo)
Esta historia es continuación de las tres anteriores del mismo titulo. A modo de resumen decir que me lie con la hija del dueño de le empresa que resulto tener una sorpresa entre sus piernas. Version para imprimir Esta historia es continuación de las tres anteriores del mismo titulo. A modo de res... Read full Story
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ÊTRE UNE SISSY POUR VIV ⚧️ ⚧️
"Même moi, j'ai dû gronder ma fille pour avoir consulté un site de sexe sur Internet hier. Dommage, ça avait l'air plutôt intéressant. Mais même si elle a presque vingt ans, je ne pourrais vraiment pas lui dire maintenant, si." « Oh, qu'y avait-il de si intéressant là-dedans ? J'ai demandé. Vi... Read full Story
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Andy In Pantyhose
He had the house to himself for a few hours. Andy slid his older sister Kelly's taupe nylon pantyhose slowly up his nice, smooth legs, wriggled them up around his narrow boyish waist the band snapping in place. His penis was so stiff against the wispy fabric! He sighed happily. Sitting down on ... Read full Story
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The Perversion of Bev - Part 1: The Beginning
“Some fucking romantic weekend this is turning out to be” thought Bev as she sat alone in the hotel room. Phil had told her he’d booked something special to celebrate their Silver Wedding anniversary and she’d been so looking forward to a weekend away without the kids. The fi... Read full Story
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Tony to Tanya Part 3
Sarah finished applying make-up to Tony's face. It was mostly subtle, just enough to highlight his eyes and cheeks. The only part that wasn't so subtle was the lipstick; bright red. He was already dressed up in a beautiful black dress that left his back and shoulders exposed and only went down to... Read full Story
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Becoming a Drag Queen
I was thrilled when my boss told me he was sending me to San Francisco for a conference. It was a location on my "Top 10 places I wanted to go". I went online and Googled the major attractions and tourist "must sees in San Francisco. The conference was Wednesday to Friday and I figure... Read full Story
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Porn Princess
They say if you are going on a journey of revenge, to dig 2 graves, one for your enemy and one for yourself. I thought I understood the meaning of that saying, but never so much as right now. My name is Dan, and at the age of 21, I had been working for nearly 2 years as a production manager for ... Read full Story
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Intense
Holding to my word, I didn't let the incident with Billy and his friends scare me away from Bailey; I kept seeing her, even after the beating I took. To be honest, I'm not sure if he was trying to lay low or what, but Billy seemed to keep his distance from me for a while...thankfully. Bailey and ... Read full Story
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Becoming A She-Males Bitch Part 2
After last nights ordeal I was given something to drink and taken to a bedroom upstairs. What I drank must have had some kind of drug in it because I was knocked out. I bet I was asleep in just a couple of minutes. I barely even remember lying down. When I woke up I was naked, sore as hell and fe... Read full Story
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Becoming a Shemale's Bitch
I just got into town and spent the whole day moving in and cleaning my new apartment. I didn't have much furniture but the place needed a lot of cleaning. I saw their was a bar a few blocks away from my apartment and decided to go out for something to eat. It was around five o'clock when I walk... Read full Story
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The club
The smell of rubber and latex and the combination of the strobe lighting was overpowering, the techno sound of the club just added to the already intoxicated atmosphere of the place. The club was a frenzy of half naked, latexed, rubberised bodies covered in sweat dancing to the frenzied sound of tec... Read full Story
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Collette's Property
I've been Collette's lover for four years now and this gorgeous, incredibly kinky woman still continues to amaze me. Our sex life would be unimaginable to most people, even those who live lives embracing BDSM and other fetishes, and it's Collette who makes it happen. Of course everything is a trade ... Read full Story
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Bend That Gender
Shannon's Shocking Discovery Shannon leaned against Marilyn. She was definitely light-headed from her last drink. Marilyn's hand resting on her left hip pulled her closer, a move at once comforting and unsettling. She slid her arm around her new friend's waist, resting her head on the silk covere... Read full Story
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A Revenge Fuck
It had been a long day. I had fought the traffic after a miserable week to get home early and surprise my wife for what was to be a romantic weekend. But as I pulled up to the house my heart sank. I saw a bright red motorcycle in the drive way and something inside told me, "This isn't right!&qu... Read full Story
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Dear Karen Chapter 6
07.13.09 Dear Karen, Well, I have had quite a surprise. I came home at lunchtime recently and found BJ had a visitor. I walked into the bedroom and there was BJ and Frank. BJ was only wearing a bra and panties along with stockings held up by a garter belt. He was on his knees beside the bed an... Read full Story
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All Hallow's Eve
I was sharing an apartment with sister just off campus and had been racking my brains for a week now, pondering what I was going to do for Halloween. It had been three years now since I followed through on a pact I had made with myself to not let my favorite holiday go by without taking full advanta... Read full Story
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DIY Was Never Like This!
Two weeks ago, I helped out a friend of a friend one Saturday morning. I was amazed to find myself involved in some fantastic and mind-blowing sexual activities that rather got in the way of completing the work I was expected to do. At the end of the day Fen, the lady of the house, had found herself... Read full Story
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REGARDE-MOI MAINTENANT ⚧️ ⚧️
Il y a quelques années, à mi-parcours du premier mandat du président Pelosi, j'ai surmonté mon inclination habituelle à éviter les risques et j'ai accepté une invitation à visiter l'appartement de deux femmes - de parfaites inconnues - qui venaient de découvrir que j'aime porter des culottes. Becky ... Read full Story
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David to Dee
"Dave," she purred, "you know you can tell me anything. Surely you know you can trust me not to judge you by your fantasies." He was squirming under her touch, his eyes tightly shut, trying to avoid telling her his deepest secrets on the one hand, and on the other, hoping beyo... Read full Story
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Dating all whole my life
Julia and Ilya, together 10 years It was more than 10 years and 2 children ago. In December 2005, we agreed to meet at the gate of my office after a working day. I did not go out godlessly for a long time (40 minutes from the appointed time), but he still waited. I hope he does not regret it ... Read full Story
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One night Transtand ;)
One Night Transtand By BalkanMan990 Published on Lush Stories on 05 Oct 2019 I had no idea she was a trans.. I didn't stop kissing or fondling her when I found out. I went out for a drink at one of the many bars at Croatia,where my girlfriend Sabina and I were staying.Sabina and I had been drin... Read full Story
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Alone at home
Living with my religious parents didn't provide many opportunities to spend time alone to enjoy myself. Only openings I found where, when showering, and occasionally when my parents travel, though that was not very often. I shared my room with my lil siblings, and since they were young and curious, ... Read full Story
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sine qua non: anal/vaginal pleasure
One thing's for sure, my desire is to be fucked and to fuck... And it's in this order of things that I've been wanting to fulfil my fantasies for the last two years. I'm not too fussy about choosing my partners, but luck has always smiled on me when it comes to finding the right one. However, over t... Read full Story
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jouir anale/vaginale mon ‘sine quoi non’
Quelque chose est sûre, mon désir est d’être baisée et baiser… Et dans c’est dans cet ordre des choses que je veux réaliser mes fantasmes depuis deux ans. Bien que je ne sois pas trop pointilleux pour choisir mes partenaires, la chance m’a toujours souri pour trouver le bon. Toutefois depuis quelqu... Read full Story
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Being Shemale
Every night I wear make up and dress up in a sexy lingerie. I stand in my balcony late night trying to lure men and women driving on the road. Last night a truck driver stopped near my house to inspect his vehicle. During his inspection he suddenly saw a long legged booty women in the balcony inf... Read full Story
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A la découverte de nouveaux plaisirs...
A la découverte de nouveaux plaisirs, Comme de nombreux hommes matures, j'ai eu le désir de changer ma sexualité devenue trop ennuyeuse. Depuis, j'ai pris l'initiative d'explorer ma part de féminité en portant des guêpières, nuisettes, seins en silicone, bas, culotte ouverte sans oublier les perru... Read full Story
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Mon addiction à l'orgasme anal...
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The Reflection
Shawn loves having the house to himself. His mom and sister, Maddie were at work and he had hours of time to himself to dress up in their clothes and pose before the mirror. Today, Shawn was uncontrollably excited at the intimate outfit he was wearing! He trembled visibly from excitement, thi... Read full Story
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Hotel Humiliation
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A Perfect Life
The reasons I am not writing this myself. I have finally convinced someone to do it for me. She promised to post it on the Internet, but only as fiction. I suppose it is a bit unbelievable. It all started with the best of intentions. I had married my love while we were still in college. She... Read full Story
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SOUS LE CONTRÔLE DE MAMAN ⚧️ ⚧️
Jaime se tournait et se retournait dans un sommeil agité, ses yeux fermés et son visage grimaçant alors qu'il luttait avec ses rêves. Normalement, il s'endormirait paisiblement au son d'un podcast bourdonnant, mais pas dernièrement. Bien qu'il ne le sache pas, chaque nuit, sa psyché ... Read full Story
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The Big Tiddy Goth Girl
Hannah and I went to the pool in my apartment complex. This was my first time dressed as female in public and I was loving my new, feminine tan lines. To keep a long story short, while tanning we were perv'd on and approached by a guy calling himself Mark. He was desperate for our attention and fumb... Read full Story
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Catherine's Girl
Catherine Roman's chauffeur pulled in front of my house in a black Escalade to transport me to Mrs. Roman's country estate for a weekend visit. Because of a surprise snowstorm, I had canceled my Friday appointments. Nevertheless, I wore my business suit and traveled lightly at Mrs. Roman's behest. C... Read full Story
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The Visitor from Vienna
I didn’t expect such a reaction from my stories, it was unbelievable! I was seriously surprised when Paul wrote to me and told me about how he liked my stories and that he lived fairly close to me. He lived just across the Czech/Austrian border, in Vienna. He had visited Prague in the pas... Read full Story
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How I developed a crush for transvestites
I am a 33 years old woman who loves sex very much. My name is Desire. With my boyfriend Errol we have a very happy and open relationship. Since I am also a bisexual from time to time we make love with another woman. We also had group sex a few times. Last week I left home to go to my girl friend ... Read full Story
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