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Pa-mie sex-agénaire
Luxure frénétique d’une pa-mie sex-agénaire; entre rêve et réalité Je n’avais jamais fantasmé de mec viril, même après avoir offert ma virginité; mais à une fabuleuse sissy. Avant mon Ѐre, mes préférences de fantasmes étaient toujours avec des lui-femme glabres, idem concernant mes relations d’aprè... Read full Story
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sex-agenarian's onanic lust
An onanic lust of a sex-agenarian that I am; I'M IN BIG HEAT; it's the season of bodily reunions in nature... I'm like an elephant(e) waiting to be satisfied. My cloaca is starting to titillate at the mere sight (look hah!) of a guy's swollen crotch on the street... I activated all my sensors to sa... Read full Story
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lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops
Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
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Wie sich schlagartig mein Sex Leben änderte... Teil 1
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the orgiastic fever of a trans-milf
Simulating a woman, or the orgiastic fever of a trans-milf It's been two months since I moved to the megapolis, where I've discovered several places where the third gender goes. One of my first explorations was a huge lingerie shop in a MALL; I wanted to buy some sexy stuff without being noticed ... Read full Story
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Rassemblement d'alumni pas comme les autres; 2/2
... J'ai ouvert les yeux, dessoûlé de l'alcool et mais aussi de mes sensations de luxure. Simo était déjà parti. Je devais me préparer pour la fête, et ce, en homme!!! MAIS, la salope que je suis, pour rendre mes seins plus proéminents sous mon débardeur pourpre foncé, j'ai serré un sangle transpa... Read full Story
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Rassemblement d'alumni pas comme les autres;
Un rassemblement d'alumni pas comme les autres; 'Mer/Sable/Soleil' et pourquoi pas 'Sex' dans un club de vancance; nous nous sommes rassemblés pour fêter les 40 ans de notre 1ère rencontre en fac. La seule règle était de venir sans compagne pour revivre nos jours de 'frosh'. avec les ca... Read full Story
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Quick trip to the park
Monday Morning again, I hate Mondays, why can’t the week start on Tuesday! Thought Justina ,while she stood semi naked in the kitchen drinking her coffee with a semi. I finished my coffee and made my way to my bedroom to get dressed. As I entered my bedroom i spotted my new dress i’d bought on S... Read full Story
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An alumni gathering like no other
An alumni gathering like no other; Sea/Sand/Sun' and why not 'Sex' in a vancancy club; we got together to celebrate the 40th anniversary of our 1st meeting at university. The only rule was to come without a partner to relive our 'frosh' days. with friends of whom I had lost all trace, a... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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Feriengruss 20.07.24
Erneut ging es Outdoor, dieses Mal aber an die Thur zum FKK Baden. Nicht am bekannten Platz in Bischofszell, sondern an meinen geheimen Platz, zwischen Kradolf und Bischofszell, unterhalb von Halden. Ich habe erneut mit 5 verschiedenen Herren abgemacht, die mir in gut geplantem, zeitlichem Abstand... Read full Story
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I wanna fuck almost everyday
I can't stop thinking to be Double penetrated for two men at the same time.... It makes me feel I'm insatiable gurl... Two Big cocks mmmmmmm after been fucked for so long ... I will never go back... And certainly I will totally satisfied and addicted to it...... Read full Story
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How I became addicted to my toys,
How I became addicted to my toys I tell in this story my experiences by showing how I developed my share of femininity and the toys that I use in bed to amplify my pleasures alone or as a couple. For several years now I have discreetly rented a second garage near my home to store my wigs, dres... Read full Story
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My lifes story, which I want to share it with world!
Since my childhood very beginning every time when I see female to which I am attracted to, I imagine how I would go down on her, I just love to do enjoying it for hours. I am obsessed with cunnilingus and I do it with passion!... and then this happened... I'm still writing my full movie scene abo... Read full Story
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Fun with a latina tranny
So I'm a big fan of a big tranny cock in my ass. Just throwing that out there early on here. So this past summer I decided that with my school being off I should get some tranny cock as fast as I could. I went on a site and set up a new account, hoping for the same luck I had a few months ago wit... Read full Story
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Brian and Bree, and Mitch Chapter 2
"What ever I want?" Mitch looked deep into Bree's eyes, she sheepishly nods up at him, "I've always wanted to please a man, I'm just glad it could also be my best friend." She replied, her voice trembling with nervous excitement, "Just give me ten minutes, and meet me in ... Read full Story
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Threesome goes clubbing
Ft. Lauderdale is probably the most LGBT friendly city on the east coast. So many nice restaurants and clubs that welcome all and have many LGBT employees as well. Lydia and I have been married several months, we had met Joanne an absolute amazing transgender girl during a weekend trip to the Baha... Read full Story
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How I became addicted to my toys
How I became addicted to my toys I tell in this story my experiences by showing how I developed my share of femininity and the toys that I use in bed to amplify my pleasures alone or as a couple. For several years now I have discreetly rented a second garage near my home to store my wigs, dresse... Read full Story
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How I became addicted to my role-playing games.
In this story, I recount my experiences showing how I developed my part of femininity and what I use in bed to give pleasure and amplify mine alone or as a couple. For several years now I have discreetly rented a second garage near my home to store my wigs, dresses, skirts, furs, silicone breasts... Read full Story
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My desire to be a woman
My desire to be a woman, Natacha, tall and slender, stands in front of me. Her hair tied in a ponytail refines her face, emphasizing her Dominatrix profile. She wears a lovely nightie and a corset highlighting her magnificent breasts. She is perched on stiletto heels topped with thigh-high... Read full Story
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Open letter to transvestites
Open letter to transvestites I carry out a commercial activity which requires me to spend many nights in hotels in the capital. These stays allow me to fully explore my part of femininity alone or accompanied. My wife doesn't want to see me wear lingerie, so I also invent weekend seminars to ... Read full Story
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My desire to be a woman,
My desire to be a woman, Natacha, tall and slender, stands in front of me. Her hair tied in a ponytail refines her face, emphasizing her Dominatrix profile. She wears a lovely nightie and a corset highlighting her magnificent breasts. She is perched on stiletto heels topped with thigh-high... Read full Story
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Reshooting the Scene, Chapter 1
I have been a porn aficionado since I was a teenager. My first dabblings were with Hustler magazine and a *very* hardcore mini-novel called “Her Busted Asshole,” which told the raunchy story of Ginny Cummings’ sexual coming of age. In addition to the very graphic story, it had full color glossy p... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part One)
My wife is the picture of professionalism from 8 to 5, but after hours she is a sexual dynamo who loves men and women. Throughout our relationship she has introduced several of her gal pals into our bedroom, hot tub, shower, etc...you get the idea. Anyway, two weeks ago she let me know that one o... Read full Story
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Vegas Honeymoon to Remember
I had dated my wife (Carmen) for about 6 months before we decided to Marry. One evening we were soaking in the Jacuzzi together and drinking wine. She always wants to try different things, which makes our sex life wonderful. Carmen asked me if I ever had any fantasies. I said I guess like most me... Read full Story
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Regina’s Double threat.
Hello guys, I recently ran into a former hater who was no longer the hater I had met years earlier. In fact, he had only treated me so horribly because of his own inner dark desires. When we met a few years ago at one of the clubs, he had been very abusive to me. He went out of his way to say hurtfu... Read full Story
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DISCOVERING BLACK COCK
To the greater Boston general public it was simply a small little known quite private night club located in the back part of Roxbury called The Black Rooster Bar. While in local Gay Community circles, insiders called this private by membership only pub, THE BLACK COCK CASTLE! When first learning... Read full Story
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CD Fantasy: Forced to be feminized
It started that my girlfriend asked me if I would wear a female outfit for a day inside the house on a weekend. She said it turns her on if I would do that. I agreed and one Sunday she had several closing items laid out for me. Pantyhose, a minidress, very high heels and a long hair wig. She asked m... Read full Story
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Sex in the kitchen with my hubby's friend - a cop
Ever since my wedding last year, I enjoy a great time with my hubby who loves me so much and takes care of me so much. Since he is married and having another family, he doesn’t stay with me all the time, but comes and stays at least 2 or 3 days in a month and we literally celebrate those nights wit... Read full Story
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Christy's Fantasy Come True Chapter 6
The alarm went off and Christy rolled over and hit the off button. The clock face was starting back at her flashing 8:00. Since it was Friday she had slept in a bit. Jim had gotten up early and left for work after spending the night. They had gotten into a minor argument last night but came to a... Read full Story
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My first time having sex with a Tranny
I have been obsessed with Trannies for as long as I can remember. There is something about a gorgeous feminine woman with a big thick cock that drives me crazy! I turns me on so much that I kept pushing myself further with my love for Trans women. I bought sexy dresses, underwear and heels to wear s... Read full Story
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Best trip to the mountains
I was driving out to the hills for some solo camping. I was alone since all of my friends had quit on me at the last minute, but i figured i'd just enjoy nature while i had the chance. I was almost through with the four hour drive, and noticed fewer and fewer cars as i got closer to the site. Onc... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 5. Sunny and Antonio got frisky at the bar, Sunny moved in with Mel and Shari, and opening night was a success The only other dress that I brought was one that I hoped I would get a chance to wear but didn't think I would. It was a black ... Read full Story
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Gangbanged By 3 trannys
Gangbanged By 3 trannys This is a story about the night I was Gangbanged by 3 trannys. I was at a Transgender after hours clubs that was filled with hot ass Tgirls. This tall white gorgeous woman was eyeing me the moment I walked in. She was wearing this fitting blue dress that showed off ... Read full Story
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A Night to Remember
I have always had a strong fetish for stockings, garters, sheer panties, heels and other sexy lingerie. I've always required my women to dress this way for me. Even when I walk through the lingerie section in a department store or Fredrick's and I can't help but want to look at the panties and stock... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 1. Sunny, Mel, and Shari learn they are going to New York to perform a play off Broadway and are really excited about it. Being a small troupe, we unseen members had to wear many hats. Unfortunately, there was just the two of us, Joe Donn... Read full Story
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Group Sex
Jan and I have been together now about 4 years but known each other since High School. We are both in our early fifties. We had met a transgendered girl (Gabby) about a year ago and we get together about once a month and enjoy each other’s company, going out playing and having intimacy together. Gab... Read full Story
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Banana Fetish
I was 27 and single and enjoying being free sort of the ‘sworn to fun loyal to non’ stage in young adulthood. I lived alone in a 1-bedroom apartment and loved working on my motorcycle which I kept in my living room. Most Friday nights for me were jamming out to music, enjoying a few beers and tinker... Read full Story
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David to Dee
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Threesome for Desi
After months of looking for someone to join us for a threesome, we finally found someone and he is coming over tonight. We are all going to meet at your place so I get over there right after work to get ready. We both take a shower and get dressed before he arrives. We sit on the couch together as w... Read full Story
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Dating all whole my life
Julia and Ilya, together 10 years It was more than 10 years and 2 children ago. In December 2005, we agreed to meet at the gate of my office after a working day. I did not go out godlessly for a long time (40 minutes from the appointed time), but he still waited. I hope he does not regret it ... Read full Story
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Outdoor Pleasures
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A Cock Loving Slut
My name's Jake and this is the story of how I became a cock craving slut. It started a year ago, I was walking home in the rain, when I slipped and fell into a muddy puddle. As I bundled myself up, a car pulled up beside me and rolled down the front window. I recognised the face of Neil, a man fr... Read full Story
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Superstar fun - an evening to remember!
Starting with a little history, let me say that I started getting into tranny fun back around 1990. I went on a visit to New York and had always been an avid reader of Screw magazine/ newspaper. Before the Internet was in full-bloom it was distributed nationally to all cities around the country and ... Read full Story
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A Night of Makeup, Cock and Cum
It was all I could do not to accept. After all, it's been a fantasy of mine for years. When given the opportunity, I had to go for it. I had been surfing the internet for crossdressers, shemales, transvestites and transsexuals. The idea of a hot woman with a cock had always turned me on. Further,... Read full Story
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I faded in and out of consciousness My mind was pulsating from the excitement of a glorious dream, it involved a sissy kneeling subservient at the feet of her master, a single drop of cum dripped from her bottom lip and landed in the small puddle on the floor. The sissy's eyes looked up at the re... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 8
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Chicago TG Romance (part 2)
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The Sex Club
When I got divorced back in 1987 I was a very horny man that had not had sex in many years. I had always liked to dress up in nylons etc and learned long ago that I was Bi and liked cocks and pussy. When I finally got my own place after the divorce I almost always would lay around the house dressed ... Read full Story
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