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The Big Mature Shemale Next Door
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Meeting Amanda Ch. 2 - The Next Day
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From a 50's virgin to a Mature good for all
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
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A Little Girl Forever
Since I was a little girl I dressed in my sister's clothes, she knew it and she kept clothes for me and sometimes she bought clothes thinking about me. She was my accomplice and still is. When I was alone I dressed totally as a woman and I felt totally satisfied and realized as such, this included m... Read full Story
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Meeting Amanda
I’m a happily married man. My wife Tess and I have been together since we were teenagers. We were each other’s first real lovers and being in our mid-thirties by now, we still madly in love with each other. Tess and I always are very honest and open to each other. Both in normal life and sexual... Read full Story
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My shemale GF Part 3
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Cow Girl`s got something hard in her jeans
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A Shemale and Her Unexpected Friend and Me
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Jo, Shemale Goddess! Part 1
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T-Girl Rodeo
Howdy folks, we would like to welcome y'all to the finals for the 10th Annual T-girl Rodeo! Now this here being the tenth anniversary and all we're gonna put on one hellva show for ya! Commentating up here in the announcers box with me is the first ever T-girl Grand Champion, Lorna "Tail Buster... Read full Story
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Shemale First Time
First time Sex with a shemale. Intro. I have read several stories of first time sex with Transexuals and none relate to my experience. So for those who are truly curious about how to go about it and what it is like this is my tale. I have always been a straight guy as far as I know. Married... Read full Story
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In Love with a Shemale
I was out one night in a busy club and I couldn't help to notice this one girl staring at me constantly. She was incredible wearing a tight little skirt showing off her long legs with an amazing smile and a very cute face. I planned my move and went to the bar when she did and she started talki... Read full Story
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Wife Left Me so I Could be a Girl
I Am The Girl My Wife Did Not Want As the only child of a single mother I grew up around all things feminine. Having lingerie and stockings drying in the bathroom was normal for me and I always loved how pretty the full cut nylon panties and slips with tons of lace looked. I lived at home with... Read full Story
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Shemale Charlotte caught wanking in the bath
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 03 by derezzed ©
Chapter 3 – The Night Out Michael woke up on Monday morning feeling quite relaxed. The sun filtered in through the blinds towards him. He felt warm from the gentle rays. As Michael became more alert, he examined his surroundings. The feeling of silk sheets wrapped around him and Alexis's arm casu... Read full Story
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My Life as a Shemale Part5
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 01 by derezzed ©
Michael was your average 21-year-old college student. He was on his way home from college for summer break after finishing his finals and looking forward to a few months of relaxation. Driving home Michael reflected on his past three years of college. It had been a great junior year. He met a lot of... Read full Story
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Why does cock look so good on a girl ?
Horny and looking for something to jerk off on, of started surfing porn sites looking for just the right hottie. Pornstar Christie Lee really gets my juices going so I clicked on her. I started watching the video I was familiar with and knew would get me off when I decided to check out all her video... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 02 by derezzed ©
Chapter 2 – Taking the Next Step Into Depravity Michael hardly got any sleep that night. When he did his dreams were filled with images of Jenny and her large penis. He tossed and turned in frustration. As he rolled over for what felt like the thousandth time he was blinded by the sunlight that h... Read full Story
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The Making of A Sissy Part 10
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Giving Away Virginia Holton
Today would have to wait, thought Marla Holton as she hurriedly gathered her bag and notebook in preparation for a no-holds-barred departure from her office at Prism Design. As general manager she had the privilege of arriving and leaving at will, though no one could ever fault her for not putting i... Read full Story
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
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Shemale Art and Artists
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Duty Bound Part 2
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I kneel in front of Dominatrix Persephone
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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Steve
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The Making of A Sissy Part 8
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Ginger loses her virginity
My friend's father, Mr Webster, had turned out to be anything but the pillar of the community he pretended to be. Despite his regular Sunday church attendance with Mrs Webster, it transpired he also enjoyed the company of other men. He was certainly enjoying me, and within a few weeks I had fal... Read full Story
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Are you ready for this Mish?" "Not really but it's too late to back out now." I stood in a dark alley before a metal door shaking with both anxiety and the cold, waiting for the door slot to open and for the night to begin. I wouldn't admit it to my friend Simone but secretly I hoped we would ... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
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DÉBUTS INNOCENTS
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Mom's girlfriend has a fat cock
When I was a teenager, my mother got remarried...to a woman. At first it was odd, because their roles in the relationship were so clear. My mother was the "bottom", and Jamie was the "top". They're great to each other, and I have grown to love Jamie unconditionally. I'm eigh... Read full Story
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HOSPITALITÉ DU SUD
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Liberty meeting, chapter1
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My first incredible CD experience
Following my experience with Gloria I hooked up with some other shemales. The experiences were good, but nothing worth writing about...that is until I met Andrea. While on one of my typical business trips I visited a local drag club a few towns over. It was a very clean place and since it was a Frid... Read full Story
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Taking Ricky's Cherry
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I meet my new Mistress for the first time
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Becoming Her Whore
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My Awkward Phase
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