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Mom's girlfriend has a fat cock
When I was a teenager, my mother got remarried...to a woman. At first it was odd, because their roles in the relationship were so clear. My mother was the "bottom", and Jamie was the "top". They're great to each other, and I have grown to love Jamie unconditionally. I'm eigh... Read full Story
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
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My first big cock
So I'm deciding to post a story about an experience I had about a year ago. Ill start with a little background about me, I'm a bi crossdresser 22 years old 5'8" 140lbs, newly exploring bottom, very passable crossdresser. And extremely selective. I tried an online dating site ... Read full Story
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The Big Tiddy Goth Girl
Hannah and I went to the pool in my apartment complex. This was my first time dressed as female in public and I was loving my new, feminine tan lines. To keep a long story short, while tanning we were perv'd on and approached by a guy calling himself Mark. He was desperate for our attention and fumb... Read full Story
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Big Daddy
BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS As is the case with most hard drug users, you start off small and end up making your way up. Since I was 15 I had been smoking weed. One of my friends had introduced me to some other drugs like meth or coke a few years later. The weed was still a big influence but it all se... Read full Story
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CD and BBC Gangbang 1
My name is Mike, as a "Gurl" I go by Fiona. I am a gay man, mid thrities, white, 5' 9' 165, reasonably handsome, both in and out of women's clothes. One of the ways I express my sexuality is to dress as a woman and get fucked by other men. Preferably in a humiliati... Read full Story
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Steve
So on AFF, I used to be gold but guys will just hit you up, sooo I got hit up by an 8in boy. Wasn't sure I'd want to prep up an 8 so I didn't get all ripped up, but nice profile and a fucks a fuck sometimes. What to wear to get cum in tonight? Still pretty warm, I'll go mini with tighter leotard (mo... Read full Story
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Latex succubus
The lights of the city obscured the supposedly brilliant starlight in the night sky, leaving only dim and scattered scattered stars adorning the gloomy night sky half-covered by dark clouds, and the crescent-like crescent moon guarding it in the distance makes the night seem less empty Lonely. Mayb... Read full Story
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Towel Boi: Heading to Work
“Goddamn, white boi! You got the best fuckin’ ass,” declared the father of two. His steel manly form perspired as he moved hard into the bottom. “Look at all that butt shake! Twerk it for me, baby boi!” “Yes, sir,” cooed Kasey, gyrating rhythmically. “Hell yeah! It’s like fucking two big ol’ ma... Read full Story
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sexy jane story
I love the idea being a crossdresser wearing women outfit bars in panties n sexy outfit not just for the sex I love sex being on my knees sucking cocks in getting fuck by a big cock see win I was very young I had sex with 3 guys one day they ask me will I suck there cocks in I sand yes we want insid... Read full Story
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Horny Writing A Strange Habit
I enjoy watching videos which I can Vicariously live. This is nothing more than my horny hobby, an amalgamation of various thoughts. My form of hands free edging. Spell checked only, "No I haven't proof read a first draft, not trying to publish masterful works here." Hope to hear from those w... Read full Story
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My Dream Cums True
Me and my girlfriend would always talk for hours about our secrets and feelings and as the night would progress we would get into more sexual subjects but this night would change our lives forever..... ''so what's a sexy secret you have that no one else knows about?'' I asked my girlfriend. ''... Read full Story
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Vanessa and the workmen gangbang
The three workmen were slaving away in the back garden, in the hot sun. Vanessa watched them from the upstairs bedroom window, getting more excited by the second. Under her robe she was wearing a beautiful red basque with a red g-string, black stockings and five inch heels. This was topped off with ... Read full Story
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Sissy Maddie's New Apartment Gangbang
I’d just moved into the big city. Me on my own in a cheap apartment block. The flat was nothing special by any means, and the room next to mine seemed to be noisy with parties. But I was glad to be on my own. I had almost finished unpacking my belongings when I came across my stash of female clothi... Read full Story
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Teasing BIG BLACK COCKS at truck stops
I'm a white blonde bubble butt Tgirl living in Las Vegas and sometimes I go out and cruise the truck stops on I15 down south to I10. I do it at night and sometimes for a whole weekend in my mini van which has darkened windows. I love to get out of my mini van and walk around the back parking row at ... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
My Party Favor Fantasy A fictional story built around an old fantasy of mine I ran a notice on one of those sex sites that said” Help me fulfill my fantasy and I bet we take care of some of yours also. Hi there, I am Penny and I am a total bottom trans w... Read full Story
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The sissy dreams
Everyday I wake up in a state , halfway between a happy sissy and a closeted white boy. My mind is constantly trapped in that state. Suffering in silence, the people in my life seem to be oblivious to it, I have it well hid. 48 years of fist fights and weed, long hair and leather coats, Oilfield job... Read full Story
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TGirl Initiation by 3 BIG BLACK 12
In my teen years I was often told that I was quite feminine.The high school punks always told me that I filled out the back of my jeans in a girly way. After taking a shower one day I did notice that they were right, I had a nice white bubble butt. Not to mention that my lips were also quite girly. ... Read full Story
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Showing my femininity
When I was still little guy, my stepfather always told me I wasn't a real boy, but I was his little girl. One day, he was drinking beer with his friends, so he grabbed me by the arm, pulled my shorts down and showed off my teeny cock to them. I remember that all of them laughed at me. They made fun ... Read full Story
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Ass Whore Laurie, Double Penetrated
Ok, its Friday evening. My C List ad is finally published, "Ass Whore 4 MMM Tops" and waiting....waiting for some horney guys eager to pump up a hot sissy cock whore and willing to be in a group! Lot's of responses (my pics never fail!) but only singles looking for a one on one. So, I... Read full Story
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Sissy gets her Prezzie
Justina woke up on Monday morning and was already tired, she had been dogging till 3 and her little ass was a little bit sore. She made her way to the bathroom and had a pee, brushed her teeth then headed for the kitchen to make coffee. As she was walking her phone went off, she had a text from ... Read full Story
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Spy Girl
Vicki stood in the dark doorway as she watched her mark, Ivan Patrinkov, approach up the empty street. There was no way he would be able to see her where she stood in the shadows. She wore a skin tight leather jumpsuit with black low-heel boots. She would have preferred to have on a pair of stiletto... Read full Story
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Boat Trip
I waited five minutes, took off the trench coat and began to descend down to the dock/pier. The conservative people on their yachts and groups of guys BBQing on the backs of their boats had to pick their jaws up off the floor at the sight of me. I wasn't certain whether they knew I was a guy or t... Read full Story
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My First Time Made Me A Slut
A true story of my first time. And why I so need a daddy now. The first time I went out dressed. I went to a bookstore in east Portland. As I got out of my car feeling the breeze up under my very short silky skirt, trying to pull it down as cars were wizzing by. I walked or should I say wobbled the... Read full Story
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A Series of Perverse Dreams, Part 2
Three or four days had passed since my torrid alley way dream. Hannah had recently come over to share a few glasses of wine and a steamy fuck session in the shower. She had definitely embraced the ways of edging I had shown her because when she came in my mouth I could barely contain the massive amo... Read full Story
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A Series of Perverse Dreams, Part 3
After my last couple dreams, I began to watch a ton of gangbang and bukkake porn. I had jerked to this kinda stuff before but now I was watching it constantly and this time around, it was to the thought of being the girl in the scene. Something about watching a beautiful woman taking numerous cocks ... Read full Story
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Passion in the Rough
Tonight, I was searching in vain for a parking place close to the club, but unfortunately, I had arrived late and there were no empty spaces close by. I drove around and went down several streets in the same block until I found an empty spot. That was perfect I thought as I found a parking place and... Read full Story
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Gangbang: Daddy's Girl
"Oh yeah...that's daddy's girl," my dad moaned as he massaged my enormous round sticky ass. I'm 18 and my sister was about 5 years older than me, so who knew how long this had been going on for, I thought to myself. At least I tried to think as I slowly closed my eyes and bit my bottom ... Read full Story
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Motel Blackout
I always enjoy my sales trips. The trips fit into my crossdressing lifestyle and the thrill of being in a different town and different people. After a long day on the road, I had just checked into a motel just about 30-miles outside of Nashville, TN. For my overnight trips, I always bring my spe... Read full Story
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Be My Bitch
After a long day at work, I get in my car, and look forward to the long drive home. It gives me time to unwind and relax. I try to forget about the hectic office and concentrate on my beautiful girlfriend waiting at home with that warm smile that she greets me with when I get there. However, tod... Read full Story
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My Very Own Crossdresser Story
I took her sweet ass from behind, making her cock hard again. Though we already had many crossdresser stories behind us, this night was special because she finally fulfilled my wish: she wore red night gown, looking more like a woman than any woman I’ve met. I almost tore it from her, wishing ... Read full Story
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Lost Island
Bright light hit my eyes when I opened them after a long time. My mouth was full of sand, my toung dry and the taste of salt overwhelmed me. I was stranded. My boat sank in a terrible storm and my body was washed on this lonely beach of a tropical island. The sea was calm and there were almost no w... Read full Story
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Daddy Not Dad
I discovered my bisexual inclinations fairly early in life, so by the time I was 19, I had done nearly everything you could do with any combination of genders and numbers. I'm a regular guy on the outside, but in private I am comfortable in both the masculine and the ultra-feminine role. I could pas... Read full Story
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The Farm
“See you Sunday, baby,” said Marcus Jenkins to his wife, Tasha. “Alright! Have a good day at work,” the wireless phone company retail store manager smiled. “Love you, Kobe! Love you, Tiara,” the wastewater plant operator said to his offspring. “Love you, too, daddy,” the youngsters rang out in un... Read full Story
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Fem Firm 3: The Return Of Frankie
PART 1 THE VISITOR Over the next couple of months, it was pretty much business as usual at the Firm. You know, depositions, court filings, motions, hot sloppy blow jobs and ass destroying anal sex (Thanks Angela!).Not to mention Friday Fuckfests. But since I started working here everyone se... Read full Story
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3 day I became a satisfy of men's desires
My name is Lely Bella Calistia, I'm an asian shemale and I'm an entrepreneur and I have a side job as a singer at some cafes. At that time my friend asked me to be a singer in the wedding, and the place is very far 4 hours journey, and when morning I immediately headed to the airport, t... Read full Story
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Alex’s Bottom Slut
So when I was younger, I worked at a pizza place as a delivery guy. It was a pretty boring job for the most part but that all changed one night. I got a delivery to just outside of our range but decided to take it anyways because we were slow. When I got there a very tall and muscular black woman in... Read full Story
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A Religious Experience
A Religious Experience by Sabrina G. Langton *Stories from the real world 2 This story is kinda autobiographical. I was twenty-two in 1987. You couldn't just order anything you wanted on the computer, with no social interaction, and get whatever you wanted. You had to go out in the real w... Read full Story
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Fucked By BBC pt 2
It has been 3 weeks since I became a bbc cocksucker, since then I have learned to enjoy the taste and the feeling of a cock in my mouth. I have also learned the guys name on the 2nd day of being used by the guy, his name is Darren. One day while I was at Darren's giving him a blowjob he tells me ... Read full Story
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Regina's Vagina dreams
I think I wanted to be a female from birth. I once looked through a girlie magazine out of curiosity. I had impossible dreams and I longed to trade genitalia with them. I have always fantasized about my Vagina when I was younger. It was during those times that I would drift into my own private world... Read full Story
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Tgirl BBC slut Jill ravaged by 3 BB12"Cs at BBC nightclub
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Pune crossdresser Night Girl
Hi friends, I hope you liked my earlier stories. This is my new story about a lady boy / crossdresser / sissy boy. Around 2 years back I came across a profile on Planet Romeo with name Nightgirl. I sent her message that i found her sexy and attracted to her and wanna meet her. I am alway... Read full Story
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The Next Level
Nitromethane It's been a couple of weeks now since I sucked my last shemale cock and swallowed her load, and with enough distractions, it hasn't been too difficult keeping myself preoccupied and my mind off of satiating my new fixation. Still though, I do have my moments when I sit back and imagi... Read full Story
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Towel Boi: You're Hired
Kasey Stevens woke up in his new studio apartment. The five-foot-nine, blue-eyed sissy with ash brown hair yawned and stretched before heading into the bathroom. He showered, taking good care to lather his rosy skin with strawberry scented body wash. He shaved his legs and rinsed off. Then, he appli... Read full Story
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Aunt Susie's Training Part 6
It was now 5 weeks since my cock enlargement surgery and Aunt Susie had been a dear helping me recuperate. We didn't engage in any sexual activity for fear that I would get hard and slow down recuperation. We would still sleep together and spoon at night while we slept as my new 40DD tits were n... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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How I began my crossdresser transformation
Here are the usual disclaimers this story is for adults only if you are viewing this and are not 18 years of age or older please close this page immediately. There is no crossdressing in the story but this is how I began my transformation from regular boy into cock sucking teenage crossdresser.... Read full Story
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Crossdresser 1st time!
Hi, im new to this. this happened about 3 years ago now. I had started off the night being at my ex gfs house looking at her sexy underwear thinking how it would feel etc. so, having just started a new job I felt it was time to relax a little while she was out working (from 10pm til 6am). from th... Read full Story
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Towel Boi: Agreement Signed
Ralph moved the mouse to wake up the computer. He navigated to his legal docs account and downloaded a generic pre-existing relationship agreement. He asked for the spelling of the new hire’s first and last name. “First name K-A-S-E-Y. Last name S-T-E-V-E-N-S.” “Got it,” acknowledged the owner. ... Read full Story
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The Interview
The Interview By Sabrina G. Langton *** 'A crossdresser goes on an interview in lots of pink, of course she gets the job' 'Author's note, just a quick little story with some really graphic sex, and a little tiny moral. I hope YOU like it.' *** "Okay, sit, sit, let's get started. S... Read full Story
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Black Cock & Birthday Presents Chapter 1
I set my briefcase down on the wall desk in our kitchen and rolled my bag to a stop next to it. Before going upstairs to change, I looked into the refrigerator to see what was available for making dinner. Angela would want me to make something special for my 28th birthday before she went out with Da... Read full Story
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Karen, My School Teacher Part 3
Regret... Hmm Maybe Not. By FoxyHosed My excuse for a cock got hard again. My horniness got the better off me. I went to lock the front door. I took my shoes, pants and sweater off. I stood in the hallway only in pantyhose and t-shirt. ‘Don't do this. Walk away from this now. But you go to boa... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part Three)
I rolled my dick around her hole to spread the precum off it and lubricate it. The feeling was sensational and I couldn't spend much time easing my way in --I shoved right in the the hilt in one steady push. Karla practically jumped off the couch and screamed. I thought maybe I had hurt her (I am... Read full Story
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Crossdresser gets dick for first time
I was so tired of just watching porn. So tired of the sissy hypno threads that made me crave men, crave cock, crave being weak, crave being the bitch...only to cum and do nothing about it. But the desire to transition from fantasy to reality was growing stronger and stronger. I decided it was ti... Read full Story
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Why does cock look so good on a girl ? Pt.4
Why does cock have that effect on most straight men normally attracted to hot women, who haven't previously seen another guy's cock and reacted in the unexpected, unfamiliar carnal response from the image of cock when it's between the legs of a girl or what anyone would consider a girl except for t... Read full Story
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