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sex-agenarian's onanic lust
An onanic lust of a sex-agenarian that I am; I'M IN BIG HEAT; it's the season of bodily reunions in nature... I'm like an elephant(e) waiting to be satisfied. My cloaca is starting to titillate at the mere sight (look hah!) of a guy's swollen crotch on the street... I activated all my sensors to sa... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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An alumni gathering like no other; 2/2
... I opened my eyes, sobered up from the alcohol and my lust. Simo had already left. I had to get ready for the party, and I had to do it like a man! BUT, slut that I am, to make my breasts more prominent under my dark purple tank top, I tightened a transparent strap around my waist. You never kno... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Pa-mie sex-agénaire
Luxure frénétique d’une pa-mie sex-agénaire; entre rêve et réalité Je n’avais jamais fantasmé de mec viril, même après avoir offert ma virginité; mais à une fabuleuse sissy. Avant mon Ѐre, mes préférences de fantasmes étaient toujours avec des lui-femme glabres, idem concernant mes relations d’aprè... Read full Story
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lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops
Frenzied lust of a sex-agenarian nana-pops; between dream and reality I had never fantasized of a manly man, even after offering my virginity; to a fabulous sissy. Before my new Era, my fantasy preferences were always with glabrous he-she’s, same about my relationships after… BUT BUT BUT… My last t... Read full Story
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Goth Trans Girl Confession pt1
This is true confession. A journal entry of sorts. Sep. 2009 Anyway, I would say that my family is pretty open, at least compared to most of the families of trans people that I personally know. That doesn't mean that I didn't have a difficult time as far as there understanding when I my... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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Sweet Encore
I was alone tonight and feeling just a bit paranoid as I listened to the soft music. The soothing sounds put me in a seductive mood, but It seemed that all my lovers were too busy for me, or they had other plans. Uncle Barney and my detective were probably home being dutiful husbands. Bo was under h... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch4
It was the morning after the night before, and as I stretched under the bedsheets, a smile spread across my face. Remembering last night’s events, I felt myself stir a little and pressure from the panties I had on adding to the arousal. It has been a while since I had morning wood after a big show, ... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch5
I was jolted out of my sleep by the phone on my bedside table vibrating, bleary eyed I picked it up and saw a message from the couriers that a package would be delivered today around 4pm. The realisation that this was the package I had been waiting for and I could finally wear something else in my s... Read full Story
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First Encounter (Mexican Travesti)
I grew up near the U.S.-Mexico border and am ½ Mexican Hispanic and ½ Anglo (white). I visited Nogales Senora on the Mexican side on and off during my teen years. As a young adult, I was fearless and sometimes went across alone to visit the strip clubs, get a cheap lunch, or look for Mexican sweetie... Read full Story
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Ladyboy Switch Story
I am messed up with how I feel about this. I still love looking at women. I love tits and arse. I like the soft feel of women – kissing them and feeling their bodies. I don’t look at men in public and get turned on – men with clothes on do nothing for me. Put me somewhere that I can see those same m... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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Threesome goes clubbing
Ft. Lauderdale is probably the most LGBT friendly city on the east coast. So many nice restaurants and clubs that welcome all and have many LGBT employees as well. Lydia and I have been married several months, we had met Joanne an absolute amazing transgender girl during a weekend trip to the Baha... Read full Story
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A Trans-Lesbian Montreal Love Affair!
St. Catherine’s Street in downtown Montreal is one of the world’s most vibrant streets and entertainment corridors. Known for its energetic, exciting and often crowded venues, it is lined with quality restaurants, theatres and many popular nightclub establishments. St. Catherine’s ... Read full Story
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My First Sex with Tgirl
This is story about me......Hope you all enjoy it I was 19 years old and itching to have sex like every normal teenager. Years of jerking off to porn had only expanded my imagination and made me want to fuck a girl even more. I was turned on by just about anything and everything except gay porn. Ev... Read full Story
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I Believe
I Believe I had just started my senior year in college and was in my 3rd year of transitioning from a male to a female. I couldn’t start in high school so when I graduated and I started college I started as Nikki. The first three years working on my communications degree I used to see people goin... Read full Story
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Little cock convention
They came from all over the nation to downtown LA convention center. It was the "Little Cock Convention" I watched as men from all races and status came in. Sometimes they came with their wives,friends,Mistresses,lovers, or even their boyfriends. I was on Guard duty and walking the conven... Read full Story
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A Surprise Stripper for My Birthday
My wife and I have always been a little on the kinky side. We have been swingers for seven years and have done many wild things during this time. Every Friday night we have a thing called dirty night where we go up to our room and watch two of our favorite shows Bliss and Kink. Bliss is a weekly ... Read full Story
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Threesome for Desi
After months of looking for someone to join us for a threesome, we finally found someone and he is coming over tonight. We are all going to meet at your place so I get over there right after work to get ready. We both take a shower and get dressed before he arrives. We sit on the couch together as w... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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Girl from Uncle
Tonight, I have to tell it all. It’s no secret that my uncle and I had a very special bond he had been eyeing me with those adventurous eyes from the time that I was 14 years old. And frankly I enjoy his ogling. I could feel my nipples get so hard when he looked through me with those alert and spark... Read full Story
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Gina's and Michael's Night Out, Part 1
Today we're publishing the first part of another lovely story written by our reputable forum member Ila. I believe You'll love it too and reading it will surely make you horny! Come back soon for the continuation of the story. ;) Gina stepped from the shower and grabbed a towel. She quickly dried... Read full Story
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Pleasantly Surprised
It was Friday night and Robert was sitting at home alone. His roommates were both out on dates, and his girlfriend, correct that ex-girlfriend, had moved all of her things out three weeks ago. It had been one of the dullest months in his adult life; four weeks of sitting in front of the television, ... Read full Story
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Fantastic threesome w/ Miranda Pinocchio & Danielle Albuquerque
Today taken by the craving for something really big I call Miranda who answers me immediately and despite the language barriers and her way of speaking not always understandable we agree for 70 and a quiet thing. I sling in Naples, central area, the usual low in the alleys between via Marina and the... Read full Story
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What I like
I like cum from cocks, a copious creampie dripping from a pussy, or licked off a warm body. I'm an older guy but I'm still fit, active and horny all the time. I like to masturbate while looking at porn with a prostate stimulator up my ass, wearing nipple clamps and a cock ring after smoking some pot... Read full Story
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KING OF TRANNY CHASERS ENTRY 1
IT WAS AROUND 1AM AND MY GIRL FRIEND GINA AND I ARE GOING AT IT.HER NAKED BODY WAS HANGING OFF THE BED IN DOGGY.HER BIG CARAMEL ASS CHEEKS JIGGLED AS A POUNDED FROM BEHIND. SHE WAS SCREAMING "YES BABY" AND MOANING NON STOP..AS BEAUTIFUL AS SHE LOOKED AND HOW AMAZING HER BACK SHOTS WERE LOOKING..W... Read full Story
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Masturbation fantasies 2: Looking for Amanda
Previously: William, a young lawyer who has no luck with women, decide he needs some relief from a live girl. Scared of going with a prostitute, he decides to try out a peep show first. Without knowing that the stripper he chose is kind of special, he ends up in a show with a shemale called Amanda w... Read full Story
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Nylon teasers
They came into the video store where I worked as a clerk. Almost every day. Teasers. Both of them. What made it both great and terrible for me was that it fed my deepest fetish -- stockings -- as it denied me any fulfillment other than frequent and frantic "self-gratification."... Read full Story
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CD Jinn Caught
Lately I have been having great times with one of my roommates who found me out and found he really enjoyed being with me when I am dressed. However before any of this happened I had met a guy through a friend on the football team at my college and had a couple great times with him while I was dres... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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Homework
Daniel was a 15 year old teenager, like any boy his age, he was full of hormones and sexual fantasies for every pretty girl that passed in front of him. In the last weeks of the school year, the history teacher had a child and was absent from school, being replaced by teacher Marlene, a trans woman.... Read full Story
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A new start in life
“In life, finding a voice is speaking and living the truth. Each of you is an original. Each of you has a distinctive voice. When you find it, your story will be told. You will be heard.” John, living outside Boston, being your average accountant working with Gillette, had gone through a messy di... Read full Story
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THE WEATHERGIRL BY B-MAN
PART 1: A COURTESY CLIENT BLOWJOB Three weeks into my gig at Coxon & Dicster had been a blast. At first, a few of the girls had some reservations about me working there because I wasn't transgendered myself but I guess I won them over with my naturally cheerful personality. At least,... Read full Story
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DISCOVERING BLACK COCK
To the greater Boston general public it was simply a small little known quite private night club located in the back part of Roxbury called The Black Rooster Bar. While in local Gay Community circles, insiders called this private by membership only pub, THE BLACK COCK CASTLE! When first learning... Read full Story
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Fem Firm 2 -The Weathergirl
PART 1: A COURTESY CLIENT BLOWJOB Three weeks into my gig at Coxon & Dicster had been a blast. At first, a few of the girls had some reservations about me working there because I wasn't transgendered myself but I guess I won them over with my naturally cheerful personality. At least,... Read full Story
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My first time having sex with a Tranny
I have been obsessed with Trannies for as long as I can remember. There is something about a gorgeous feminine woman with a big thick cock that drives me crazy! I turns me on so much that I kept pushing myself further with my love for Trans women. I bought sexy dresses, underwear and heels to wear s... Read full Story
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Meeting Amanda
I’m a happily married man. My wife Tess and I have been together since we were teenagers. We were each other’s first real lovers and being in our mid-thirties by now, we still madly in love with each other. Tess and I always are very honest and open to each other. Both in normal life and sexual... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch1
Back in January 2020 I guess I was lucky, I did have a regular job although the pay was miserable and I did have my own place. On my wage all I could afford was a miserable bedsit in a neglected part of town, but on the upside I didn’t have to flat share and it worked well enough for me. The west... Read full Story
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A Certain Perception
Kyra was not the girl of my dreams. I never DARED dream a woman that good would just walk into my life. She was smart, sassy, vivacious, intuitive, resourceful, and a real 'people person'. We met in an Internet chat room called "Working Girls". We're not talking about the kind you find in ... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 10
As the sun beamed in through a gap in the curtains my now familiar morning wood strained at the silk of my nightwear. How was it that no matter how hard I came the night before it would wake up eager and ready to go. As had become customary my mind would be filled with the events of the previous nig... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 12
We woke up many hours later, still intertwined, my morning wood throbbing as Ellie slid inside my panties and wrapped her hand around it. This was a much better way to wake up than usual, and we proceeded to have a really relaxed slow fuck. She reached a much more low key orgasm but I knew I wouldn’... Read full Story
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Family Frolic
FRIDAY My sister and her husband wanted to take a few weeks off in the sun and asked me to look after their kids for a while. I'd move out of my tiny apartment and into their house for the duration. As I was still living off my severance and they had a nice spread with an indoor pool and a h... Read full Story
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My new Life with Pat. Part 2
While Jean was discussing with the lady from the next table i feel the didlo starting to vibrate and then something like a small ball move up and down into the didlo, it was a prostate massage. I saw Jean playing with a remote control, He increased and deacresed the frequency of vibration and the ... Read full Story
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My 1st Time was Not the Only Time.
One late night after hitting the slopes and partying I left my friends birthday party feeling extra horny. It was about 6 or 7 in the morning now and after having no luck finding an escort I responded to an ad on craigslist posted by a trans woman. I figured two things, this dick isn't going to suck... Read full Story
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Intense
Holding to my word, I didn't let the incident with Billy and his friends scare me away from Bailey; I kept seeing her, even after the beating I took. To be honest, I'm not sure if he was trying to lay low or what, but Billy seemed to keep his distance from me for a while...thankfully. Bailey and ... Read full Story
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Aunt trip
In 2013, after almost three years of service in Afghanistan, George Madsen, a gay Royal Navy communications petty officer, retired. His experience in the distant deserts had left an indelible mark, the memories of friends lost and challenges faced still burned vividly in his mind. Coming home was n... Read full Story
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When Fantasy Comes True 2
After my first threesome encounter with Jenni and her friend, getting a golden shower from three trans women was a bonus. Being drunk and now four of us snuggled in bed, i thought the night had ended but i did hope for more. I was not disappointed as Jenni's friend (Sasha) who had been sleeping d... Read full Story
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Saving My Marriage
I love to write Erotica. For story requests please send me a private message or email noirenoire10@gmail.com It was our anniversary. Today made five years that my wife and I have been married and we were taking a road trip to celebrate. I chose our destination but I let her choose all of our a... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch2
How had I ended up in this situation? Sure I was going to need to make ends meet, but I could find a normal job couldn’t I? was I this desperate? Perhaps desperate wasn’t the right word, just over a month ago I had started out camming as a bit of fun, to maybe make a few pounds while I masturbated, ... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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First time
Hi, my name is Sandra. In fact, I'm not exactly a girl, but a CD. Even as a child, I felt different and I used every opportunity when I was left alone in the apartment to dress up, to put on women's clothes, to put on make-up. In time, I started watching porn, as did all my friends. But, unlike them... Read full Story
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Mutually Assured Attraction Part 1
Max's life sucks. His job is leading nowhere and women avoid him like the plague. On most weekends his free-time is spent drunk in bars, hitting on women that don't want his attention and ultimately passing out in some back-alley. To make matters worse, his hairline has all but receded off the back ... Read full Story
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