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Anally destroyed by a Peruvian goddess
Browsing around the Transsexual escort ads here in town I found a new girl, something else than the typical manly faces with heavily photoshopped pictures. A Peruvian girl named Isabella had just arrived in town and was open for business. She has a few retouched pictures but also some natural selfie... Read full Story
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Aby my trans daughter
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Pizza Delivery
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Flight cancelled
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The Tip for A Tip
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My first Shemale
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The BIG COCK that I will eat.
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My first encounter with a shemale!
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The game show,
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The Day I Went SheCock Crazy
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When Fantasy Comes True 2
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My new Life with Pat. Part 2
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Se vino dos veces dentro de mi.
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Best session with a T Girl
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Long weekend at work
So I am the low man on the scale at work. My job is with the City I work in dispatch and am one of the people responsible for getting road crews, hydro and sewer crews out to fix problems wherever they occur. My boss is a very attractive woman named Jamie. She stands about 152 centimeters and dar... Read full Story
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Bareback fuck by Lysa Shemale
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My new Experience with Amy Cute Shemale in Pune
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Mommy, can I be your fuck-toy?
I saw my step-mom taking a shower by accident or so I thought. It was not until I saw her pretty big she-cock jus hanging there between her sexy well defined legs. It was even hard & it was already as big as my cock when its hard. It looked so big that it was a bit scary yet some muscle in my anus s... Read full Story
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First time shemale encounter
Lets start off by saying this a very true story, one that i love to re-live over and over. lets begin I was in el paso, texas..my girlfriend at the hotel. Something in me decided to go to the strip club. So i did. After a few dances, i decided to leave. I had always heard in mexico it was very ea... Read full Story
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Philippines Vacation with a Dominant Big Cock Ladyboy
I am still in a state of unbelievable joy that I was lucky enough to experience this but I 100% did and I can’t stop thinking about it as I thought things like this only happen in porn or fantasies. Buckle up because this is a wild one and happened in Manila May 2024. I had the opportunity to vi... Read full Story
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Incubator
For lack of a better term, I will call him my Lover. I call him Grae, which sounds like "gray" if you are doing a rather poor impersonation of a Scotsman. Not that I have anything against the Scots; that's just as close as I have been able to come to pronouncing his real name. You would think that s... Read full Story
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Return to Luisa Tavares
Everyone at the office asked my why I was limping. I told them I had fallen playing tennis. The truth was, I had been mercilessly fucked by Luisa Tavares. Her huge cock had destroyed my asshole. Can you imagine someone thrusting a can of Coca Cola up your butt again and again with tremendous forc... Read full Story
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Loosing my virginity to Shemale Preet
This story is of may be 2017. When a shemale escort took my virginity n fucked me. I am not new to shemales. I hv been attracted to shemales since 1999 when first time I got internet at home. Suddenly while browsing i saw shemale website n instantly i was hooked to it. Well how I met my first ... Read full Story
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My story
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Big cock heaven.
I live in Vancouver and saw a beautiful trans escort online and couldn’t resist setting up a meeting. I met her at a hotel and she was just as beautiful in person as online. She was Asian and had the most wonderful big tits and ass. Her cock was a solid 8 inches, uncut with a big mushroom head, whic... Read full Story
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All Woman and More
It was one of those soft southern nights you hear about in movies and old soft rock songs. I could smell the long leaf pines and the moon was nearly full. I had been on my own for so long that it rarely bothered me as it did in my youth. That lonely feeling that never quite goes away. Now it came on... Read full Story
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Me
I cum here to lopk at all the beautiful shemales I can find. Damn, theres 1,000s I want to wank or enjoy to. Theres not just one kind I want to fondle and cuddle with. But too many to see all. How to choose? Gotta be a trans, transgender, ladyboy, shemale.... Have some tits baby. Large cock is al... Read full Story
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The Big Mature Shemale Next Door
The Big Mature Shemale Next Door SugarandSalt "Please can I just wear my old swimming trunks?" Warren begged. "No!" his mom yelled back from the other room. "Barbara purchased that for you. It was expensive so you better remember to thank her." Warren looked at himself in the full length mir... Read full Story
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Oneness with the bodies
many years went into just fantasizing being with shemales. I was getting hornier day by day to try it out. But being in a relationship there was hardly any room or time for it. I once experienced it in bangkok and confirmed that I really can do it and actually love it. One day suddenly it was br... Read full Story
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Encounter with a dominant shemale
One night I was feeling really horny. I just came back from the gym and I wanted to release and relax. I then began my search for some fun on the personal ads section. I have always been into shemales especially verse aggressive ones. I found this one particular post about Asian bottoms. I was c... Read full Story
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My Tgirl lover
This is my first attempt at writing one off these stories so if you like it than please let me know and I'll look into writing another one also any feedback would be welcome My names Phil, I'm 28 and I currently live with my girlfriend with whom I've been dating for several years. U... Read full Story
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Fooled Into Love by a Beautiful Transexual
A fictional, steamy love story about a Man’s first experience with a Shemale... a real take charge kinda girl! Maria Lopez was an absolutely stunning 23 yr old Puerto Rican Goddess. I remember the first time I laid eyes on her, bent over inside her hatchback Toyota, pulling out a hanging fern pla... Read full Story
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First time with big surprise
My first story translated into English, I hope you like it. It was late at night, I had been drinking with friends and was on my way home. I am a man in his early 30s, smartly dressed and looking quite attractive. The night was beautiful, clear sky, warm and in the city were some people on the ... Read full Story
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My weekend with Nicole
So I believe I last left off about how me and Nicole started dating and let me say it was some of the best sex I've ever had but there is one particular time I could share. So after about 2 months of dating I was basically staying almost exclusively at her place. So the first weekend I s... Read full Story
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The Game 2
That next morning again Ada and I went down for breakfast and the table was smaller, It wasn't as grand as it had once been and to every guy at the table was now at least two girls. We had our normal breakfast and for once there seemed to be a little more chat between everyone, I think after bei... Read full Story
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Jennifer
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Being Shemale Part II
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Why I desire transsexual cock
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Aunt trip
In 2013, after almost three years of service in Afghanistan, George Madsen, a gay Royal Navy communications petty officer, retired. His experience in the distant deserts had left an indelible mark, the memories of friends lost and challenges faced still burned vividly in his mind. Coming home was n... Read full Story
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Nancy the hot and sexy TS in Pattaya
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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
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Got my ass pounded in Miami by a beautiful tranny escort with a 10 inch thick cock. Years ago I was in Miami for a business trip. Four days just me in my hotel room. I decided to treat myself to some of the X rated channels that my hotel provided. As usual I went straight to the tranny porn.... Read full Story
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Liberty meeting , Chapter2
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I fucked my personal trainers ass for the first time
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ENGLISH: I want to tell you about my first sexual experience with a transsexual in 2018. I was a bit drunk and got horny, I searched the internet and found a brunette tranny with 7 inches of cock, wavy hair, young and attractive. She had an HIV negative health card. We went to the motel and I was... Read full Story
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My Shemale Stepmother Part 1
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
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