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The story of how I became what I am now...
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 03 by derezzed ©
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Bimbo Bombshell - Chapters 1-2-3
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My First Time
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My wonderful life with Patl : The dinner and after dinner
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From Tomboy To Boy
Mike Flannigan is a wealthy man who, at the age of forty, could certainly afford to retire from his law firm with a lot of money to spend. He had always been the most driven person in his family. He was born in 1951 in Dallas and lived there for most of his life. His parents were a working-class cou... Read full Story
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My Afternoon With Venus - Part I
It was a stunningly bright and clear Saturday morning when I left my house to head out and run some errands. Nothing big, just little odds-and-ends that had been building up that I needed to deal with someday and it seemed like this was as good a day as any ... little did I know how good the day wou... Read full Story
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Sex in the kitchen with my hubby's friend - a cop
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