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My first date with a "shemale"
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I drive down a deserted two- lane highway outside of Las Vegas, Nevada. It is August and the temperature is well over 100 degrees. In the distance, I see a tall beautiful mature creature that walks alongside the road. As I pull over, I am stunned by her powerful physique. She sports an incredibly ti... Read full Story
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From a 50's virgin to a Mature good for all
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I Love To Love You
I Love To Love You Baby By Sabrina G. Langton Author's note: I have published this story on two other sites. I always said it was slightly aurobiographical, but reading it back it is a pretty accurate account of my summer of '88. There are only 3 things that I changed. 2 are itsy bitsy tiny deta... Read full Story
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Today taken by the craving for something really big I call Miranda who answers me immediately and despite the language barriers and her way of speaking not always understandable we agree for 70 and a quiet thing. I sling in Naples, central area, the usual low in the alleys between via Marina and the... Read full Story
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Last weekend, I had just taken a shower and was getting ready to go out for the evening. It was a bit early, so I decided to lie down and get some rest. Thoughts of what I saw on the internet a few hours earlier went through my mind and, in hindsight, never realized how much a simple mouse click wou... Read full Story
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Office Casual
"Good morning Ms. Anderson," Karen said as her boss walked past her desk station and into her office. "Good morning Karen," Ms. Anderson said, not even stopping to make eye contact, "I'm going to be very busy today, so I'll need you to let me know if you get any mail fo... Read full Story
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From accidental trans porn addiction to a cum filled booty
One night when I was around 30 or so I was watching some porn, nothing unusual for a guy like me, aka a sex addict. Sex addiction is great if you’re Tiger Woods and swimming in poon, but for guys like me - regular, awkward, slightly handsome in a very boyish way, weirdos — it’s not that fun. We... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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Shopping plus extras!!!
Hi, so as you can probably imagine I buy a lot of underwear and have a few favourite places to shop. My favourite by far is Ann Summers. The range is great and the staff are so helpful . Anyway back to the story. So I decided to go get some new underwear to see in the new year, I got myself up and d... Read full Story
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Closet Sissy Son fait en fille
Pourquoi étais-je à quatre pattes avec la bite de mon père dans le cul et la chatte de ma sœur dans mon visage? Je ne savais pas que ma mère était au courant de mon secret. Elle savait que je portais sa lingerie et celle de ma sœur. Cela a commencé lorsqu'un jour j'étais seul à la maison et que j... Read full Story
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Hard Decisions by Elaine © 2020
Hard Decisions by Elaine © 2020 No one in this story is based on anyone alive or dead. It is a work of fiction and should not be read by minors. I appreciate the kind efforts of many of my friends who cast a welcoming glance over the initial writings. I owe you all a big debt of thanks. Prolog... Read full Story
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Lady In The House Ch. 03
A story by MicheleNylons ( Michele continues to be used by the inmates of a prison. Hot wet fluid suddenly soaked the tops of my thighs and the crotch of my panties. I felt stream after stream of his creamy seed shoot against my silken hosed thighs and being to slowly run down my legs. My crot... Read full Story
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Lady In The House Chapter. 01
A story by MicheleNylons ( Man in jail is transformed to prison slut.) How had it come to this? I was dressed as a woman and standing in the far corner of a darkened cell on E Block of Chelmsford Correction Facility for Men, and waiting for the most dangerous inmate in the jail. How had a mild... Read full Story
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The Experience of a Lifetime
My divorce was hitting me really hard. My wife outgrew our relationship and started living her own life and I had a front row seat to everything. My heart and life was upside down. I didn’t go out anymore. Friends and family both told me it was time to get my life back on track and start living ... Read full Story
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Leather Shemale & Leather Wife
I have always loved seeing others wear leather. I, too, love to wear leather and have a growing collection. I can't remember when it started but it seems I have always had this fetish for leather. During my first job out of college, I met a lovely young woman named Mikky. She was beautiful. Long dar... Read full Story
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A Couple And A Shemale Encounter
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TG Girlfriend moves in (part 2)
My wife Lydia and I have been married about 9 months, we have a very close TG friend, Joanne, that lives next door and every once in a while, we get together, and all go out and enjoy. We have had sex together, and when Lydia is away Joanne, and I are together at every opportunity. Joanne and I work... Read full Story
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Transsexual Sisters Chapter 6
Part 6: A Party to Remember MICHELLE AND NICOLE MAKE A CAREER CHOICE After their tormentors were jailed, Michelle and Nicole felt relieved and happy for the first time in weeks. Whether from curiosity, respect or sympathy for their ordeal they became very popular around the USC campus. They we... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
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My first Shemale
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by a Shemale Part 2
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How I Met Alyssa
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