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KING OF TRANNY CHASERS ENTRY 2
LAST YEAR TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY I DECIDED TO FULFILL ONE OF MY SEXUAL FANTASITES. I HAD BEEN WITH 2 CIS WOMEN SEVERAL TIMES BUT NEVER HAD I BEEN WITH 2 TRANNIES. MY BIRTHDAY WAS ON A FRIDAY SO I SPENT THAT DAY AND THE NEXT CELEBRATING WITH MY FAMILY AND GINA..THAT SUNDAY I SET UP AND PLANNE... Read full Story
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Regina’s Double threat.
Hello guys, I recently ran into a former hater who was no longer the hater I had met years earlier. In fact, he had only treated me so horribly because of his own inner dark desires. When we met a few years ago at one of the clubs, he had been very abusive to me. He went out of his way to say hurtfu... Read full Story
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
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Couple and a Tranny
There is a saying that a single man looking for companionship and good fortune will seek someone for marriage. Lydia and I met several months ago on an online dating site. We agreed to meet at a bar restaurant for drinks and initial meeting. She was at the bar wearing a yellow sundress, white painte... Read full Story
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Current Fantasy
I really wanna get fucked for the first time and my dream way of doing it, always wanted to do a porn. The dream is that I go there and get done up in such a way, I am unrecognizable, just looking the best. Have a tranny come in and do my make up, the way she likes it and gives me a preview of what ... Read full Story
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The Game 2
That next morning again Ada and I went down for breakfast and the table was smaller, It wasn't as grand as it had once been and to every guy at the table was now at least two girls. We had our normal breakfast and for once there seemed to be a little more chat between everyone, I think after bei... Read full Story
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intimate Cousins
My favorite cousin and first lover, Billy, was just released from prison and I was anxious to see him. I am ecstatic that he is out, and I am thinking about all the past fun we had as I prepare to revisit those good times. Tommy knows all about my relationship with Billy and he understands my need t... Read full Story
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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HOW MY AUNT AND SISSY NEPHEW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! (fictional
It was the very first night of my month long North Carolina July summer vacation stay when my Aunt Meg suddenly entered the bedroom that I was temporarily sharing with my younger cousin Rudy. Being so openly effeminine in his body language,voice and looks, I had already planted such dirty thoughts ... Read full Story
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How could I forget my first time .......
"Ok, ok, ok stop. No more. It hurts a bit" I said. "Just relax your ass baby. Push out like you have to go poo", my date said. How did I end up like this? A straight A college student, a devout Christian with a nice gf like me ends up in bed with this sexy woman ...... Ok wait, I thought she wa... Read full Story
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Samantha sissy TGTF
Theme and genre of the story: The genre is about gender bender, futanari, gay, physical transformations of the body, magic and biology, the kink in particular that must excite in the story is the perversion of the transformation of the body and mind through a magical element that manipulates biol... Read full Story
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Sissy Maddie's New Apartment Gangbang
I’d just moved into the big city. Me on my own in a cheap apartment block. The flat was nothing special by any means, and the room next to mine seemed to be noisy with parties. But I was glad to be on my own. I had almost finished unpacking my belongings when I came across my stash of female clothi... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Meeting Amanda
I’m a happily married man. My wife Tess and I have been together since we were teenagers. We were each other’s first real lovers and being in our mid-thirties by now, we still madly in love with each other. Tess and I always are very honest and open to each other. Both in normal life and sexual... Read full Story
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Male or Shemale, Still a Slut
Part 1 My name is Brandon. I'm 18 (still in high school), 5'5", white with black hair, and rather feminine. I'm really slim with barely any body hair. All this has combined so that I'm not so popular with the ladies, which sucks cause I am one horny son of a bitch. Luckily, I'm rather fond ... Read full Story
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Slutty Sissy's 2 Loves
Tonight was young and I was already hot and bothered, my ass-pussy was on fire, and I could hardly wait for Bob and John to come over. I had invited them over to fulfill those erotic dreams I am constantly having about the two of them using me like a tool, and I wanted that so bad. I fantasized abou... Read full Story
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Dating all whole my life
Julia and Ilya, together 10 years It was more than 10 years and 2 children ago. In December 2005, we agreed to meet at the gate of my office after a working day. I did not go out godlessly for a long time (40 minutes from the appointed time), but he still waited. I hope he does not regret it ... Read full Story
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First Time With a Shemale
I was living in LA and pretty fresh out of school, not to mention pretty naive in the peripherals of human sexuality. I'd been with a few girls growing up, but nothing ridiculous. I liked going out with my buddies, and we'd drink and there was the occasional recreational use of ummm, how should we... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut: Gang Favored
I confess I am a nymphomaniac shemale slut who loves being the object of a man’s desires. That's why I was out here with these hookers trying to hook up with somebody to have sex. I'm either having sex or I'm thinking about having sex most of the time I like being a honey. I love having sex with men... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
My Party Favor Fantasy A fictional story built around an old fantasy of mine I ran a notice on one of those sex sites that said” Help me fulfill my fantasy and I bet we take care of some of yours also. Hi there, I am Penny and I am a total bottom trans w... Read full Story
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My Seductive Secret (True Story)
During my childhood, me and my brother used to play with two other boys who were our neighbors every weekend. One day we decided to wrestle, and I took on the youngest one, (he was about 2 years younger than me, like my brother) and we wrestled in the shed while my bro and his bro (who was my age) w... Read full Story
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Panty Town
Chapter One -- Jamie Jamie Sanders did not think he was a sissy. Growing up, he played with trucks and showed his innate male aggression though soldiers games with the other boys. He climbed trees and watched baseball with his Dad and brother. Unfortunately, by the time he was in eighth grad... Read full Story
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DÉBUTS INNOCENTS
"Avez-vous pris votre vitamine, ma chère ?" Ellen a appelé de la salle de bain. Je me frottai le sommeil des yeux et ramassai le flacon de pilule, roulant un gros comprimé dans ma paume. "Ma pilule de cheval ? Je le fais maintenant." "Avez-vous déjà remarqué une différence ?" "Non. Les vitamines ... Read full Story
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The Chronicles of Drodge Mallea
Drodge awoke feeling fuzzy headed and stiff. Actually, "awoke" wasn't quite right -- "came to was more like it. She sat up in the lavishly furnished boudoir, stretching her athletic 6-foot frame as she did. Running a hand though her short, thick copper locks, she slipped out of the... Read full Story
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Latex succubus
The lights of the city obscured the supposedly brilliant starlight in the night sky, leaving only dim and scattered scattered stars adorning the gloomy night sky half-covered by dark clouds, and the crescent-like crescent moon guarding it in the distance makes the night seem less empty Lonely. Mayb... Read full Story
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SOUS LA DIRECTION DE MAMAN
Jaime n'avait jamais eu beaucoup de chance avec les filles du lycée. C'était venu et reparti, et maintenant il en profitait un l'été dernier avant de partir à l'université avec sa virginité intacte. Ce n'était pas vraiment sa faute, il n'était pas un crétin ou un crétin, c'est juste que la vie et la... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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I kneel in front of Dominatrix Persephone
Fan Mail. I kneel in front of Persephone.. She looks amazing in Her latex catsuit, but there is something else eye catching. Chance, Persephone huge hó rse c... It looks intimidating in picture, but just think how it must look when it is right in front of your face!! Holding it in my sissy hands, i... Read full Story
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A pervy uncle invited me to his house at 10 PM..!
It's been 8-10 years now, I had this amazing experience. I was standing at the bus stop in my area/street(my daily routine), one uncle was watching me but I ignored eye contact as I feel awkward the way he was looking at me because I act straight in public and I felt that he's seen my girly ... Read full Story
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From a 50's virgin to a Mature good for all
***Prologue - Confessions: Every day since I offered my virginity, I put myself in the shoes of a woman. The little town where I live forbids me to show myself socially. However I made myself an accomplice, my epilator who receives me after closing. Since my new beginning, male masturbations are not... Read full Story
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My story
"You're gonna make me suck that, aren't you?", I asked her. " Yes" she said. "But you're going to suck it because you want to". " I doubt that", I said. "We'll see", she said with a smile. "You're gonna cum in my mouth, aren't you?", I asked? "Yes baby, Mommy is gonna feed you her sweet nectar... Read full Story
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Trannies in Space
There was no spaceport on Jansen's Planet. There had been, but whatever calamity had befallen the world generations ago had also destroyed its port. It was one of so many planets out in the Barrens that had fallen on hard times. So Dekker set down the Barnabas in a clearing in the forest, a remna... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut and Stepdads part 2
My mother kicked Frankie out and swore that he was the last loser she would ever date. She believed that we were still having sex, and she was right. Pure raw animal lust drove us, and It was even better when we sneaked and got. That nervous adrenaline mixed with my passion and made me super horny a... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 09
As per my previous mornings recently, I stirred and rubbed the sleep from my eyes, that delicious feeling of my silk night ware stretching over my taught nipples and my morning wood throbbing in its lace enclosure. The urge to touch myself was palpable, it seemed no matter how hard I came the night ... Read full Story
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Lola Chapter 5
Lola chapter 5 Summer vacation was coming to an end. Most of the time we had been to ourselves, mostly at home but also a couple of shorter trips. Beer tasting in Stockholm's archipelago, a trip to the west coast, overnight stays in hotels, everywhere we were received like any other couple. A fam... Read full Story
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Nylon teasers
They came into the video store where I worked as a clerk. Almost every day. Teasers. Both of them. What made it both great and terrible for me was that it fed my deepest fetish -- stockings -- as it denied me any fulfillment other than frequent and frantic "self-gratification."... Read full Story
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My real story
I couldn't believe it. Here I was in bed with an older man – and one that I most wanted as he lay there sated by my ministrations to him. It had all started two weeks earlier when I had posted an ad on Craigslist. Up until this particular posting I had always been pretty bland..."Willi... Read full Story
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The game show,
One day i was looking through a number of competitions and trying to find a way to make some easy quick money. A number of applications were sent, mostly for junk i didn't need or for competitions I knew I had no chance of winning. For example, the types you get $30,000 for answering the easiest que... Read full Story
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Camming down the rabbit hole Ch6
In the morning I decided to give the running a miss and do a long session with the DVD, my legs had become a little sore and tight so some extra stretches and yoga would really help. I once again surprised myself with how much more flexible I had become, the plug still in my ass giving me occasional... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 12
We woke up many hours later, still intertwined, my morning wood throbbing as Ellie slid inside my panties and wrapped her hand around it. This was a much better way to wake up than usual, and we proceeded to have a really relaxed slow fuck. She reached a much more low key orgasm but I knew I wouldn’... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part Three)
I rolled my dick around her hole to spread the precum off it and lubricate it. The feeling was sensational and I couldn't spend much time easing my way in --I shoved right in the the hilt in one steady push. Karla practically jumped off the couch and screamed. I thought maybe I had hurt her (I am... Read full Story
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Crossing lines
It had always been a fantasy of mine. I have very feminine features and long natural straight brown hair. Which recently I had shortened to chin length. I have been dressing in womens clothing now for many months and had decided that this was the night in which I get made up totally and head ou... Read full Story
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ROBERTO’S SECRET by Spanky De Bautumn
Cody Daniels was only trying to help her country; she never dreamed things would come to this. She was patriotic and felt compelled to do whatever asked of her to aid in the capture of the terrorist known only as "Roberto". But lying in his bed, bound and gagged, Cody wondered why she let herself go... Read full Story
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Lola - chapter one
This is a fantasy but with a lot of inspiration from real life experience. More chapters to follow. Chapter 1 So now I knew, without a shadow of a doubt, what it was that caused this familiar smell in my house - and where it came from. When I got back home my laptop was lying open on the kitc... Read full Story
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The first requirement of a deal with Dominatrix Persephone.e
There was a number of requirements before I even consider'd fucking that sissy ass, firstly, I expected dedication to be shown and to prove that the sissy could obey my orders, after a trial period, then I consider to force my big dick down the throat of the that sissy, and then fuck brutally and ex... Read full Story
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Me and 2 black men
Hello again this is EvA…I am a 40 year old tranny. I do not consider my self a crossdresser anymore, because I am doing that for so long that I have been transformed to a very sexy and feminine ladyboy. I have been taking also hormones for 4 years, on and off and I already saw many changes&he... Read full Story
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Oh My, You Have a Cock...
It was a regular Friday night no different from others I'd experienced before. I was lonely having broken up with my girlfriend earlier that week. What a bitch! I needed to find me a sweet woman capable of matching my libido. My last lady was all about the lights off, missionary position sex, come t... Read full Story
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The Sweetest Taboo
"Hey sis! Remember me?" Tisha Roberts stood at the door in complete shock looking at the person in front of her, the latest KaySlay CD whispering its aural presence in the background. She scanned the person in front of her, trying to figure out what was going on. The woman in front of h... Read full Story
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Unconditional Love Chapter 8
After a two' hour nap, Alison and I awoke and the first thing we did was make our way to the bathroom to freshen up. I started up the hot water and climbed into the shower and' once she finished relieving her bladder Allie climbed in with me under the hot water and we embraced each other. We kiss... Read full Story
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Family Frolic
FRIDAY My sister and her husband wanted to take a few weeks off in the sun and asked me to look after their kids for a while. I'd move out of my tiny apartment and into their house for the duration. As I was still living off my severance and they had a nice spread with an indoor pool and a h... Read full Story
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The Visit
A visit to a hooker, where I describe my bisexual experiences *** It was a weekday, I had bummed off work and had made my way to Ipswich for a visit to Rona, my favorite hooker. She was a lovely woman in her forties, with a fantastic figure, not slim but not fat and with huge tits. She... Read full Story
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Being Barbi's Bitch
After ten wasted years of foolishly trusting in love to 'cure' me of my femininity, I had only just begun to re-embrace the sissy inside me when something made me reach out to an old friend. What made me do it, I really don't know. Although I was once again revelling in even the smallest aspects of ... Read full Story
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The Bounty Hunter - Working With A Partner
My boss, Carl Bronson, was pleased with the results of my first case, and gave me more jobs over the next few months. In each, I learned from my mistakes and was able to apprehend my target. Even better, I was finally earning some good money and doing something that was worthwhile and, more importan... Read full Story
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