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Being Shemale Part II
After sometime the driver left. Night Two I was again ready by 10 Pm as usual wearing make up and sexy night outfit. My push up bra helped my breast look very attractive looked perfect with my slim body I was standing as usual in the balcony around 11 PM and the driver stopped by again.... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part Three)
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A new start in life
“In life, finding a voice is speaking and living the truth. Each of you is an original. Each of you has a distinctive voice. When you find it, your story will be told. You will be heard.” John, living outside Boston, being your average accountant working with Gillette, had gone through a messy di... Read full Story
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I Give Up
The following story is the first of four parts of a tale that explores the theme of transformation. It is thematically similar others that I have submitted but has a larger narrative arc. I hope you enjoy reading the first portion, Act One & Two. I continue to work on better editing and someone h... Read full Story
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My TS Journey
I'm a straight, married guy in my 30's, at least that how I appear to everyone that knows me. I have an intense obsession with Trans women that I have been indulging since I was a teenager. Over the years this fixation has grown into something that ranged from watching porn initially, to having my a... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (The End)
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My wonderful life with Patl : The dinner
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2nd date with Latina Sissy Destiny
So this was my second time with Destiny, a really cool Latina CD/Sissy who had just turned 22. You might want to read my first goaround with her title, “Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny” as it will give background and context here. After our first encounter, she signaled that she was definitely... Read full Story
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SISSY AWAKENING
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La Mujer Trans más feliz del mundo.
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My wife turned me into her tranny
It all started after our marriage. We have been together for 12 months when she asked me if I would be willing to have her dress me up like a female as this was one of her fantasies. Little did I know where this would lead us to. She was very secretive about her job and I did not bother to ask, I fi... Read full Story
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My first date with a "shemale"
I met a guy whom i worked with and found out he was bisexual,it didn't bother me nor did i care because i know who i was.I realized he was trying to date me without asking me if i was that way.I flat out turned him down and told him i didn't go that way! I was still young and new to this. I was coo... Read full Story
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Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny
A real life story of my one and only time deflowering someone and being their first real encounter, I was 27 at the time and she was 21. I am absolutely convinced that Trans girls and CDs have a bit of a 6th sense when it comes to perceiving which guys are into them even in a public situation. I ... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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My first experience with a tranny
ENGLISH: I want to tell you about my first sexual experience with a transsexual in 2018. I was a bit drunk and got horny, I searched the internet and found a brunette tranny with 7 inches of cock, wavy hair, young and attractive. She had an HIV negative health card. We went to the motel and I was... Read full Story
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SISSY POUR UN JOUR ⚧️ ⚧️
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
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The BIG COCK that I will eat.
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Why does cock look so good on a girl ?
Horny and looking for something to jerk off on, of started surfing porn sites looking for just the right hottie. Pornstar Christie Lee really gets my juices going so I clicked on her. I started watching the video I was familiar with and knew would get me off when I decided to check out all her video... Read full Story
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Shemale Chrissy Fucked by a Demon
I wanted to write this the night it happened, Halloween, but I was still so traumatized. I was at my fictional fantasy Sugar Daddy's house alone and already spooked out by the noises of this old hundred-year-old wooden house in this loud thunder storm on what some call "Devil's Night." I had to turn... Read full Story
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"SISSIFIED": 12 JOURS DE SISSY-MAS
JOUR 1: mardi 25 C'était le matin de Noël quand j'ai entendu frapper à ma porte, ce qui était, bien sûr, très étrange à dix heures du matin. À midi, j'allais chez ma famille pour Noël, et j'avais rarement des visiteurs inattendus. Toujours dans ma robe, je me dirigeai vers la porte et fus s... Read full Story
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BBC DOMINATION SISSY BLANC
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Sexual fantasies on tiptoes
Sexual Fantasy on tiptoes when I was a teenager, I began to like live female gymnastics and ballet, and I had a good feeling about the posture of women straightening their toes and leaning their heads back, my intuition tells me that this is what happens when a woman has an orgasm, and as an adult I... Read full Story
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Becoming a Chrissy - Chapter 2
I had always felt like I had a hot body for a girl. I was naturally blonde and smooth; I guess I had been blessed by my parents’ Scandinavian genetics. My pubes were always just a small fuzz—easy to shave and keep a clean bikini line. Same thing with my armpit hair. And my ass? Completely smooth and... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut and Stepdads
Frank was pumping me hard and his huge cock seemed to have grown and become extra hard. I am so thrilled that way he enjoys fucking my ass with such passion. I would almost think he was in love with me if this relationship wasn't so bizarrey. It’s ironic that as a male I always get total humiliation... Read full Story
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Sissy Slut: Gang Favored
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Closet Sissy Son fait en fille
Pourquoi étais-je à quatre pattes avec la bite de mon père dans le cul et la chatte de ma sœur dans mon visage? Je ne savais pas que ma mère était au courant de mon secret. Elle savait que je portais sa lingerie et celle de ma sœur. Cela a commencé lorsqu'un jour j'étais seul à la maison et que j... Read full Story
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IL M'APPARTIENT ⚧️ ⚧️
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My first sexual encounter as a sissy
My sexual sissy encounters Part 1. The first time I met a man was some years ago now. We met online, the usual way. It was my first ever cock as i started my sissy lifestyle. He was a tall black man that was studying psychology at the time. So my first cock was indeed a BBC hehe. I wore a scho... Read full Story
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A Picture Perfect Sissy
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MY FIRST SEX WITH SHEMALE
This is some of True incidents happen in my life when i take an office trip at last 2 years. After a long flight, I departed, and made arrangements for my luggage to be sent to the hotel, and then went to a restaurant / bar to get a meal and a drink. I am not a good flyer, and get real nervous durin... Read full Story
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My first Shemale
“Curious? Bi?” Well, yes, but only with a shemale. Beyond that I’m a firmly planted heterosexual. For many years I longed to have sex with a shemale but never did anything about it. (I’m not much of an initiator). The community I live in has lots of shemale beauts; maybe that started my intere... Read full Story
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Becoming Sissy
I remember my first true and sober gay sexual encounter. The guy from the party that was my first BJ and first penetration was one of the closest friends of the group. He bought a house up north and 3 of the girls and me went to his house to help paint and work on some things. This was about a mo... Read full Story
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A Sissy Boy is Made
By any measuring stick Greg Martin was a wimp, and a very submissive wimp at that. His wife of 14 years, Jaclyn, had discovered this even before the two of them were married. Actually, Jaclyn wouldn't have taken a second look at Greg, as most women didn't, had it not been for his submissive nature. ... Read full Story
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First Time Sissy Maid
I had been fantasizing for many years about serving a dominant Mistress, watching lots of movies online, and generally lusting over the doms I saw posting ads. At the age of 28 I finally found the courage to answer a rather intriguing post by an older woman and her trans partner who were looking for... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 3
I woke Monday morning actually looking forward to what the day may hold and feeling good about myself. I felt like I was a different person and as I thought about it realized that in a few ways I was. I laid in bed thinking I did have a little better understanding of my sexuality now that was so con... Read full Story
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A Sissy's New Daddy
Walking in the door the Friday after my eighteenth birthday, everything seemed great. My parents had gone out of town for the weekend and I was for the first time a truly free man. My older brother had decided not to come home for Labor Day holiday which I was kind of bummed about, we didn't get alo... Read full Story
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Proud To Be A Sissy Chapter 1
I had just turned eighteen and only had two months of high school left. My marks were good and already had a possible placement in a university where I hoped to get a new start. I was so looking forward to getting away from all the shit that life had forced on me in this little hick town. Usuall... Read full Story
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My sissy secret
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My Shemale Stepmother Part 1
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Who's The Sissy Now?
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